http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13130 Spoof News and Political Satire by Ryan Inverso en Copyright 2012, TheSpoof.com Wed, 17 Oct 2012 01:07:39 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13130 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Ryan Inverso http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/110582/metal-band-steel-panther-awarded-nobel-prize-ish-accolade Amsterdam, Netherlands-- In the shadow of Mondays announcements of this years Nobel Prize recipients in Stockholm, Sweden, a much lesser known yet equally prestigious set of awards were doled out a mere 1400 km away in the Netherlands. Metal band St... Wed, 17 Oct 2012 01:07:39 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/102697/new-steel-panther-album-may-lead-to-another-medical-miracle Last summer they inadvertently helped to treat cancer, along with erectile dysfunction. Now in the months following the release of Steel Panther's new album "Balls Out", a study is showing that infertility may be the next medical miracle brought for... Wed, 14 Dec 2011 16:32:01 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/95945/merriam-webster-changes-definition-of-psychotic Merriam-Webster have released their updates and revisions list today, and many linguists are up in arms over one particular change. The word "psychotic" and all of it's relations and roots have been changed to receive an additional definition. The... Fri, 13 May 2011 23:49:13 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/95805/kevin-smith-internet-radio-station-causes-internet-blackout-in-parts-of-us May 9th, 2011 will forever be known as "The Day Network Died", in many parts of the US. Throughout the south and mid-west, web browsers and gaming consoles other than PS3s, went blank as a massive internet outage swept across the region. Famili... Wed, 11 May 2011 18:12:45 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/95749/east-coast-big-4-concert-in-jeopardy-thanks-to-a-rod Hundreds of thousands of heavy metal fans across the country have been going crazy with anticipation for a concert by "The Big 4" of heavy metal at Yankees Stadium in Bronx NYC. The Big 4 are speed metal pioneers Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, and... Tue, 10 May 2011 18:00:45 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/95712/justin-bieber-admits-to-cake-phobia Pop culture and YouTube singing sensation Justin Beiber took to Twitter today to express his complete and utter disdain for cake. This was in response to recent revelations by CSI "star" Marg Helenberg on French television about his on-set antics, wh... Tue, 10 May 2011 03:54:52 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/95708/nintendo-unveils-new-3ds-xl-lite-advance-64 Hot on the heels of the successful launch of their 3DS line of handheld gaming consoles, Nintendo has already announced their next venture into pocket gaming. The "3DS XL Lite Advance 64" will revolutionize handheld and interactive gaming. "Ninte... Tue, 10 May 2011 02:03:47 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/95687/music-of-steel-panther-believed-to-have-link-to-cure-for-cancer-and-ed Researchers at the Pettrucci Center for Musical Research have released preliminary results of a study between the music of Heavy Metal Icons Steel Panther, and the spread and onset of remission of many forms of cancer. "We had reason to believe t... Mon, 09 May 2011 18:14:45 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/95587/new-and-more-secure-playstation-network-gets-hacked-again-this-time-by-accident They said it was faster, stronger, and more secure. As Sony starts to slowly bring it's recently hacked Playstation Network back online, it seems it's been hacked again, this time allegedly by accident. "I was just checking to see if the web brow... Sat, 07 May 2011 02:51:49 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/95565/study-finds-new-top-cause-of-death-worldwide Scientists at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, California rocked the foundation of the medical community earlier this afternoon at a press conference revealing the results of their most recent study. "We have significant proof that the... Fri, 06 May 2011 17:03:27 GMT Science & Technology