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			<title>Dynamic Duel saves New York and New Jersey</title> 
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			<description>Dynamic  Duel saves New York and New Jersey, in the wake of hurricane Sandy.

	Mayor Bloomberg sprang into action showing true leadership shortly after the hurricane.  He ordered National Guard troops into action.  Generator sets were deployed thro...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2012 03:03:26 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Santa gets two years</title> 
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			<description>AP  &quot;Always Perverted&quot; News &#45; North Pole: Santa sentenced to 2 years in federal prison?   A series of bad events apparently sends Santa over the edge.

     Monday Santa was grounded by the FFA for flight within the US airspace for being unable to...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 14 Dec 2010 23:34:22 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>NASA to extend shuttle service life</title> 
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			<description>NASA engineers announced yesterday that they were considering ways to extend the service life of the remaining shuttle fleet.  They have sought suggestions from the public and several ideas may be tried.

	Pfizer Corporation has offered to provide...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 23:20:03 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>National Ignition Facility Ignites!</title> 
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			<description>National Ignition Facility Ignites!  Apparently an absent minded professor forgot to turn off the switch to the world&#39;s most powerful laser.  He was rushing home to turn off the bathtub water, which he suddenly remembered he had left on.

	The Nati...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 22:39:35 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Zoombies overrun Washington DC</title> 
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			<description>Zombies have overrun Washington DC.  They appear to be normal people, but their ridicules behavior is apparent to anyone who pays attention to politics.  Their actions may be the cause of a tiny insect that has been introduced to the United States by...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 04:35:26 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Gore &quot;All Humans Must Die&quot;</title> 
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			<description>AL Gore announced today in  a infomercial that all humans must die.  He attempted to appear on many highly acclaimed shows such as NPR, Elvira Mistress of the Night, and the Rosie Show to make his announcement but it appears even they are tired of hi...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 18:40:21 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Geek Squad Nerd Crashes World Economy</title> 
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			<description>Financial experts across the globe were shocked today when it was discovered that the world financial system was crashed by a Ex&#45;Geek Squad nerd.  Norbert Nobals confessed to hacking into the US Stock Exchange.  He reportedly made it appear that the...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 04:10:51 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Spongebob Squarepants not Shrek&#39;s father!</title> 
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			<description>Spongebob Squarepants denies claim of fathering Miss Piggy&#39;s lovechild known as Shrek.  &quot;OK, I had a few drinks that night, and Piggy spent the night.  Besides, Patrick and Kermit where there the whole time.&quot;...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 04:43:04 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Clinton to arrange Obama/Cheney hunting trip</title> 
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			<description>Senator Clinton is attempting to broker a hunting trip for Senator Obama and Vice President Cheney.  Clinton said earlier today, &quot;Obama has been working so hard we would like to get him some rest.  Surely a hunting outing with the Vice President...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 01:26:38 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>US Headlines</category>
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			<title>US Citizens Boot Washington DC</title> 
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			<description>In a modern time revolution, the people of the United States have voted to boot Washington DC from the country.</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 04:06:25 GMT</pubDate>   
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