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			<title>Elvis Presley&#39;s Underpants don&#39;t get a sniff</title> 
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			<description>Yesterday, Elvis Presley&#39;s Bible and a pair of his underpants went under the hammer at Sothebys. Unsurprisingly, the stained pair of undies failed to sell while the Bible sold for a staggering 50,000 pounds. The underpants are sealed in a glass case...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2012 15:44:46 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Margaret Thatcher wakes up with a Scottish Accent</title> 
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			<description>Last month it was reported that Christopholous Theothopolous, aka George Michael, suffered a curious malady whereby he awoke from his pneumonic slumbers to find that he now spoke in a west country accent. Since then, we can tell you that the Hellenic...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2012 09:41:47 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Korean flag mix up causes a flap</title> 
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			<description>One of the first events of the London Olympic games nearly ended before it started after a hilarious mix up with the Korean flag; apparently they have two. 

The North Korean women&#39;s team walked off after a video introducing their players showed th...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2012 10:33:39 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Stephen Hawking surprise selection for Team GB squad.</title> 
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			<description>Stephen Hawking, world famous for his robotic voice*, has been selected for the Team GB Olympic squad. While this may come as a surprise to many it hasn&#39;t for the Professor who said &quot;Why not? Sports psychologists are always saying that excellence in...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2012 04:19:04 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Boyfriend Splashes Partner with Sauce after reading Fifty shades of Shite</title> 
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			<description>Raymond Hedgehog, 45, was charged with common assault today after being appalled that his girlfriend, Emma McDormouse, had been reading the racy book. Derby magistrates court heard how the tiff over the best&#45;selling novel ended up with him getting to...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2012 04:00:44 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Tony Blair to make a Comeback!</title> 
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			<description>Tony Blair, the erstwhile choreographer and television presenter, could be set for a dramatic comeback after he left our screens some years ago. 

Away from mainstream publicity, Mr. Blair has been touring the Middle East promoting his successful o...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2012 04:52:58 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Gutarist&#39;s Son says he&#39;s learned his lesson</title> 
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			<description>Charles Philmore, son of lead guitarist Dave &quot;Mr Happy&quot; Philmore of the prog&#45;rock behemoths Purple Cloud, walked free from prison today after spending three  of his six month sentence for inciting indolence. Charlie, dressed in knee length buckle boo...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2012 10:46:10 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Murray Crashes Out For England</title> 
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			<description>Braveheart Murray displayed his English credentials against Federer yesterday as he sobbed after defeat and accepted the &quot;oh so nearly&quot; title of runner up in the Wimbledon final. Andy Murray, has been taking a bit of stick recently after his jibe som...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2012 04:49:20 GMT</pubDate>   
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