http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=9426 Spoof News and Political Satire by tennisman en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Thu, 16 May 2013 18:23:40 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=9426 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by tennisman http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/114023/beckham-announces-retirement-from-modeling-all-forms-of-underpants The modelling world was shocked today at the news that David Beckham had finally called it a day on his international underpants modelling career. While many in New York, London and Milan had expected this news for some time, the announcement of h... Thu, 16 May 2013 18:23:40 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/112201/secret-ball-boy-training-revealed-as-priority-for-premier-league-academies No wonder the academy system at our top clubs is failing. The reason? An insider has revealed that all the millions ploughed into the academy system over the last decade has not been invested in developing the England players of the future, as man... Thu, 24 Jan 2013 11:02:47 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/110227/spielberg-based-jurassic-park-velociraptors-on-england-fast-bowler-bob-willis Fans of the former Surrey, Warwickshire and England fast bowler Bob Willis, missing from the current T20 Cricket World Cup TV commentary teams, have been forced to hunt him down on the Internet. But hunting him down is a very appropriate phrase, a... Sun, 30 Sep 2012 13:01:13 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/109647/goalkeepers-no-longer-allowed-to-catch-ball-new-season-law-change-missed-by-media While the football media concentrated on the season's new law change mandating that the colour of tape used by players must match the colour of their socks, everyone appeared to miss an even more important adjustment. 2 weekends into the new seaso... Mon, 03 Sep 2012 00:04:13 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/109144/bolt-puts-success-down-to-all-those-mushy-peas-during-bradford-childhood While the bars stayed open late in Jamaica, after the 200m success of Usian Bolt and his team-mates last night, the fish and chip shops of Manningham was where the greatest celebration took place. It has been revealed that Bolt is yet another succ... Fri, 10 Aug 2012 09:55:27 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/109113/david-beckham-confirmed-as-derney-rider-in-olympic-keirin-event While many are still stunned about David Beckham's omission from Team GB's football team, it has been confirmed that the former Manchester United and England star has been taking part in London 2012 after all. However, his role has surprised many... Wed, 08 Aug 2012 14:34:48 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/108939/james-taylor-recruits-carole-king-to-help-with-2nd-test-debut-preparations James and Carole. It's a partnership we all remember from the early 1970's as Laurel Canyon spawned numerous now iconic bands and performers in those heady Hotel Californian days. With the news that the famous US singer songwriter James Taylor has... Mon, 30 Jul 2012 09:29:31 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/108888/athletes-to-post-on-facebook-while-they-are-competing In previous Olympic Games, it has always been the spectators who have come to watch (and photograph) the athletes and not the other way around. But while many London 2012 athletes were forced to stay in their rooms because the Opening Ceremony was pa... Fri, 27 Jul 2012 23:02:40 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/108861/new-athlete-called-philip-sidowu-to-compete-at-london-2012 Plans for GB's athletics team have been thrown into confusion on the eve of the games with the appearance at the team's luke warm weather training camp in a field outside Keele Services off the M6 by the arrival of a new athlete. Looking remarkabl... Thu, 26 Jul 2012 11:28:00 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/108784/athletes-to-eat-big-macs-and-coca-cola-only-for-london-2012 Fearful of the possibility that to much health food will be consumed at the upcoming Olympic Games, drastic action has been taken a newly established regulatory body at the heart of the operations directorate of London 2012. The Committe for Organ... Sun, 22 Jul 2012 12:10:16 GMT Sport Headlines