http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=12449 Spoof News and Political Satire by El Capitaz en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Tue, 23 Apr 2013 07:21:07 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=12449 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by El Capitaz http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113686/hundreds-of-boston-residents-missing-presumed-sheltering-in-place Boston, MA Authorities report that hundreds--perhaps thousands--of Boston residents are still hunkered down, in hiding due to orders to "Shelter In Place". "Ahhyup, lots a folks just haven't got the word, that it's safe to come back out" confi... Tue, 23 Apr 2013 07:21:07 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/110414/obamas-poor-debate-performance-vampires-vs-zombies-in-prime-time Washington DC - In a shocking revelation, our coverage of the 2012 Presidential Campaign has unearthed sources who claim that the Republican Party is controlled by Vampires, with the Democrats run by Super Zombies. Although yet to be confirmed,... Mon, 08 Oct 2012 19:30:21 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/106222/ted-nugent-considered-as-gop-vice-presidential-candidate New York, NY With the Romney campaign entering full Vice-Presidential Candidate search mode, our investigative reporting uncovered a document floating a surprising name as a potential candidate: Ted Nugent. After much snooping, we retrieved a... Thu, 19 Apr 2012 02:52:04 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/101558/president-obamas-nobel-peace-prize-rumored-to-be-used-in-next-generation-predator-drones A confidential source within the Central Intelligence Agency has revealed that a new generation of Predator Drones is set to be deployed. While not officially confirmed, the new remote-controlled killing machines will reportedly be used within the Un... Thu, 03 Nov 2011 22:17:48 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/99403/white-house-unveils-jobs-plan-key-provisions-include-increased-defense-spending-national-drivers-license-and-accelerating-rate-of-home-foreclosures The President addressed a group of reporters and lawmakers today, and announced his long awaited economic stimulus and job growth plan.  In his trademark style of measured pace and confident articulation, the Chief Executive outlined key parts of his... Mon, 22 Aug 2011 03:51:05 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/business/98517/facenook-to-offer-certified-anonymous-identification-cards Menlo Park, CA - Facenook and Google issued a joint press release today, announcing a new program. Dubbed "AnonID", they will begin offering a service which verifies anonymity. They will collect data-which will be held in the strictest confidence-for... Thu, 21 Jul 2011 07:04:43 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/98200/president-lawmakers-thinking-outside-the-box-on-issue-of-raising-the-debt-ceiling Washington, DC - President Obama, House Speaker Boehner, and other key negotiators, are engaged in an epic debate regarding the issue of raising our national debt limit. Of course, most people don't realize that the debt limit, or "ceiling"--the maxi... Tue, 12 Jul 2011 20:32:39 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/98118/new-embarrassment-for-atf Washington DC - New revelations drawing fresh criticism of the Federal Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco Firearms and Explosives are emerging in the wake of the "Fast and  Furious" AKA "Operation Gunrunner" saga.  As we have learned, Operation Gunrunner w... Sat, 09 Jul 2011 18:51:24 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/business/97891/latest-facebook-lawsuit-ex-harvard-professor-sues-for-90-ownership- Menlo Park, CA - Yet another lawsuit has been filed against FaceBook owner Mark Zuckerberg. Recently retired Harvard professor Jonah Goldman filed papers in superior court alleging that he possesses a written document in which Zuckerberg promises him... Mon, 04 Jul 2011 07:16:49 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/97865/july-4th-name-change-shocker-now-to-be-known-as-international-assimilation-day Washington DC - Today the White House announced that President Obama had signed an executive order which declares that henceforth, the July 4th holiday is to be known as "International Assimilation Day". The move drew widespread criticism on Capital... Sun, 03 Jul 2011 13:02:05 GMT US Headlines