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			<title>Tony Blair elected Pope</title> 
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			<description>Former Prime Minister, Tony Blair, has been elected Pope in a widely expected effort by The Vatican to increase the Church&#39;s popularity. Members of the Papal Conclave, charged with electing a new Pope, studied Blair&#39;s 1997 Election campaign material...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2013 07:14:30 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>BBC 4 discovers crime in Scandinavia</title> 
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			<description>High&#45;brow BBC documentary channel BBC 4 is now almost two years through its research into the discovery of murders, kidnappings, and car thefts in Northern Europe. Given the lack of evidence of such occurrences prior to the first screening of Wallend...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2012 00:46:23 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Panic as bus arrives on time in Liverpool</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/107872/panic-as-bus-arrives-on-time-in-liverpool</link> 			
			<description>At 10.20am British Transport Police responded to an incident on St. Mary&#39;s Road, Garsten, Liverpool, following a 999 call that a bus&#39; timely arrival had compromised cherished national satisfaction with mediocrity. The current standard by which the bu...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2012 11:35:39 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Boy trapped down well is in fact Paul Simon</title> 
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			<description>Newark Fire Department received a 911 call at 6.02am this morning from a concerned member of the public after a small boy was seen to fall into a disused water well. East Ward Station responded to the emergency call and arrived at the scene at approx...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 30 Oct 2010 11:57:18 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Donny Osmond elected president of Uganda</title> 
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			<description>In what was a widely anticipated election result, 1970s pop star Donny Osmond has become successful in his bid to become the elected President of the Republic Of Uganda. It had become apparent by the early hours of the morning that Donny Osmond&#39;s vic...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 30 Oct 2010 07:04:29 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>News Items Branded Too Vague</title> 
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			<description>A man has criticised a news organisation in Europe by claiming that some news was not detailed enough for some people.</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 00:04:49 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Russian Army Troop Level Increased to 92</title> 
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			<description>In a reversal of fortune for the once great Russian Army, Vladimir Putin has announced the biggest military funding for the Russian Federation since 1981.</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 12:21:53 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Danny DeVito for Mayor of Blackpool?</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/29530/danny-devito-for-mayor-of-blackpool</link> 			
			<description>Danny DeVito may spur major investment in English seaside town.</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 01:18:26 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Tony Blair to launch pop music career</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/19427/tony-blair-to-launch-pop-music-career</link> 			
			<description>&quot;You know, I think it was about time that, after ten years of a government that, as I keep reminding people, delivered long term growth to this country and record public investment, it was time to get down and groovy with some tunes.&quot;...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2007 21:49:16 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>UK Headlines</category>
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			<title>Nazi Party in takeover deal with History Channel</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/18816/nazi-party-in-takeover-deal-with-history-channel</link> 			
			<description>The Estate of the Third Reich are in formal talks this week with popular documentary cable network the &#39;History Channel.&#39; The talks may be the final process of a long speculated take&#45;over of the documentary channel by the Nazi Party of German...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2007 17:41:33 GMT</pubDate>   
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