http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=14003 Spoof News and Political Satire by HaveIGotNewsForYou en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Sat, 05 Jan 2013 16:55:29 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=14003 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by HaveIGotNewsForYou http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/111914/ban-on-cinemas-malls-and-schools-comes-into-force-in-small-floridian-town A ban on schools, cinemas and malls came into force midnight Friday in the small town of Overreact in Florida in what many are calling a "brave" move, others calling it "just stupid". Despite incurring the wrath of shoppers, movie lovers, schoolch... Sat, 05 Jan 2013 16:55:28 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/111812/man-reflects-on-sad-loss-of-mother As New Years Eve approaches and we fondly wave farewell to 2012 and welcome, with open arms and a sigh of trepidation, 2013, many people will be reflecting on the loved ones they lost in the last 12 months. "It is a time for reflection" said grief... Fri, 28 Dec 2012 21:00:23 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/111793/poll-reveals-most-annoying-thing-about-christmas-is-those-family-christmas-cards-you-know-the-ones-irritating-as-crap-from-our-family-to-yours A recent poll conducted by this writer has revealed that one of the most annoying, cringe worthy and irritating things about Christmas are those shit family Christmas cards you get from relatives and friends, depicting them and their kids dressed up... Wed, 26 Dec 2012 22:48:33 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/111663/american-media-already-prepare-profile-of-next-mass-shooter US news media outlets are already preparing draft descriptions of future mass murderers based on previous descriptions of all former mass killers. "I can't believe it, they were such a normal family" has already been earmarked as one potential lea... Sun, 16 Dec 2012 19:12:06 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/111649/mike-tyson-has-secret-reverse-sex-change-operation-and-is-now-a-man-again After reports from African media outlets that former undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World Mike Tyson had undergone a sex change operation to become a woman the former bruiser has undergone a further operation reversing the first operation an... Sat, 15 Dec 2012 20:15:56 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/111639/pope-tweets-about-extended-vacation-beginning-20-december-2012-fueling-rumors-that-he-knows-something Anxious twitter users who follow the Pope were today frantically re-tweeting his latest tweet in which the Pontiff declared "Won't be around much next week, heading for a nice getaway next Thursday, touch wood will be back tweeting Saturday....."... Fri, 14 Dec 2012 19:05:01 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/111545/six-months-in-and-relationship-not-really-working-out-the-way-expected-admits-man Six months into their relationship Kevin MacDonald of Houston is beginning to think that Sonia Middlemass may not have been the catch he had initially hoped he thought she would be. In fact he is now regretting ever starting a relationship with t... Thu, 06 Dec 2012 19:09:13 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/111538/kate-middleton-will-give-up-baby-for-adoption In an announcement that quickly set Hilltop Council Estate in Wigan ablaze with excitement, 17 year old Kate Middleton announced not only her pregnancy but that she was going to give up her child for adoption. In a tale of Kate's, while one happil... Thu, 06 Dec 2012 15:49:22 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/111535/sales-of-cookies-and-snacks-sky-rocket-in-washington-state-but-confusion-leaves-one-dead-in-washington-dc Stores across the State of Washington are reporting massive increases in the sale of cookies, potato chips, small cakes, pastries and ice cream with some grocery stores running out of supplies early this morning. Possession of up to an ounce of ma... Thu, 06 Dec 2012 13:36:56 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/111522/things-in-egypt-looking-very-ugly-says-recently-returned-visitor-from-cairo A Florida man, recently returned from a vacation to Egypt, says that things in Egypt, and especially in the capital city Cairo, are looking "ugly". Dave Capeshdi from Palm Beach county claims he was shocked at some of the things he saw on the stre... Wed, 05 Dec 2012 21:21:58 GMT US Headlines