http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10377 Spoof News and Political Satire by Asheville Jack en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Mon, 07 Jan 2013 19:27:36 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10377 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Asheville Jack http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/111936/l-a-cops-riot-and-torch-stations-after-fellow-officer-doesnt-beat-black-man-pulled-over-for-speeding Los Angles - LA citizens have detained 36 police officers believed to be involved in what are being termed a 'cop riot" caused by the lack of a proper beating not given to a Black man pulled over for a traffic violation. City authorities moved... Mon, 07 Jan 2013 19:27:36 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/111524/79-year-old-cat-lady-climbs-giant-oak-and-refuses-to-come-down A 79 year old grandmother, known locally as the Cat Lady because of her habit of taking in thousands of homeless cats over the years, has climbed a giant Oak tree in her front yard and has refused to come down. Neighbors say that Mrs. Gloria Fel... Wed, 05 Dec 2012 23:51:25 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/111265/speaker-john-boehner-on-the-fiscal-cliff-everythings-on-the-table-except-my-benefits Washington - During a Thanksgiving message to the nation, John Boener (R), Speaker of the House, revealed that he was absolutely and unswerving committed to avoiding the impending fiscal cliff at all cost. The Speaker promised to sit down in t... Thu, 22 Nov 2012 19:19:37 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/111262/most-marijuana-smokers-cant-recall-if-they-voted-to-legalizing-marijuana-or-not John Posey of Bent Creek in Washington State says he remembers telling his friends that he intended to vote to legalize marijuana when that initiative was offered on the November 6th ballot. However, Mr. Posey also stated that he got high on some... Thu, 22 Nov 2012 17:36:58 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/110967/latest-poll-says-black-american-mormons-would-have-voted-for-romney-if-only-there-were-any-black-american-mormons A new Fox News poll out today shows African American Mormons would have likely voted for Presidential candidate Mitt Romney in large numbers, if only there were any Black Mormons. Romney, reached during a vacation stop in Asheville North Carolina... Thu, 08 Nov 2012 08:19:14 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/109842/mitt-romney-rolls-another-toddler-for-his-lunch-money In yet another indication that the stress of the Presidential campaign is starting to wear on the republican candidate, today Mitt Romney ordered his security detail to stop his limo long enough so he could get out of the vehicle and roll a nearby ch... Thu, 13 Sep 2012 10:57:12 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/109790/romney-proposes-new-one-million-dollar-bill Tampa - A discarded copy of Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney's acceptance speech from Tampa shows that he would pursue the creation of a new One Million Dollar Bill if elected President. A copy of the speech, found in a dumpster out... Tue, 11 Sep 2012 12:20:19 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/108965/romney-visits-his-illegitimate-bastard-off-shore-accounts Septic, MA - A story in the current issue of Leader Breeders USA says Presidential candidate Mitt Romney's current Presidential overseas tour is nothing more that a cover-up to hide his visits to illegitimate bastard off-shore bank accounts, which... Tue, 31 Jul 2012 11:53:54 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/108891/jailed-american-comedians-escape-during-olympics London - Two imprisoned comedic actors escaped today amid the confusion of the summer Olympics. The two Americans, actors Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder, had been imprisoned in Buckingham Palace over two decades ago by Prince William, who lovingly... Sat, 28 Jul 2012 04:21:49 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/103577/north-carolina-sterilization-descendants-to-receive-50k The descendants of people who were forcibly sterilized as part of the multi decade long eugenics program in North Carolina should receive a one-time payment of $50,000, a state task force recommended on Tuesday. The North Carolina Final Solution s... Mon, 16 Jan 2012 22:55:33 GMT US Headlines