https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=5476 Spoof News and Political Satire by Wire Piddle en Copyright 2018, TheSpoof.com Fri, 02 Feb 2018 14:43:46 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 https://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=5476 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Wire Piddle https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/117929/justin-bieber-retires-from-music-to-become-a-speck-of-lint-you-see-left-hand-middle-of-your-laptop LOS ANGELES, CA - Justin Bieber held a press conference today to announce that he retires and will begin the New Year as a speck of lint. "But I don't want to be any speck of lint, just the speck of lint you see on the left hand side middle of yo... Tue, 31 Dec 2013 18:58:19 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/117683/justin-biebers-mom-weds-accountant-from-church-of-england LAS VEGAS, Nevada - In a secret ceremony, under the gaze of a plastic Elvis bust, Justin Bieber's mom, Pattie, 37, wed Niles Dibly, 56, an accountant who works in London for the Church of England. "Well I was travelling alone, taking in the sight... Sat, 21 Dec 2013 16:40:01 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/117624/before-his-death-actor-peter-otoole-admitted-he-couldnt-face-another-christmas-watching-lawrence-of-arabia-repeats LONDON, UK - Actor Peter O'Toole admitted that he'd go mad if he had to face another Christmas watching himself in Lawrence of Arabia. "Open presents, Christmas dinner, then sit down and find the only thing on tele is Lawrence of Arabia. What kin... Wed, 18 Dec 2013 18:50:18 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/117623/mayor-rob-ford-exposed-as-jamaican-rastafarian-drug-kingpin-at-city-hall-christmas-party TORONTO, Canada - Rob Ford, Mayor of Toronto, was exposed by undercover detectives as a Jamaican drug kingpin who was thought to have died in a narc plane crash several years ago. The discovery was unhatched during a Christmas party at City Hall whic... Wed, 18 Dec 2013 17:06:04 GMT World News https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/117219/justin-bieber-to-attend-harvard-next-fall-to-study-political-science-under-toronto-mayor-rob-ford CAMBRIDGE, Mass. - Famed juvenile delinquent and pop star, Justin Bieber, has decided to hang up his diapers in order to become a full time student at Harvard beginning next fall semester. While he laments the loss of income, Mr. Bieber believes the... Sun, 08 Dec 2013 09:26:34 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/117243/monty-python-nix-plan-for-qatar-stadium-show-as-it-looks-too-much-like-a-vagina LONDON, UK - "Monty Python will not be doing a show in a building that looks like a vagina," stated producer, Eric Idle. It is thought that most of the troop had been warm to the idea, with the exception of John Cleese who is coming off his third div... Sun, 08 Dec 2013 09:19:43 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/117247/orthodox-jews-cant-find-trump-tower-entrance-dial-911 NEW YORK CITY, NY - A group of orthodox Jews from Israel, in town for an arms convention and the Letterman Show, ended up calling police as they couldn't find the entrance to the Trump Tower. When S.W.A.T arrived, they found the group furiously h... Sun, 08 Dec 2013 09:11:14 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/117242/glasgow-helicopter-crash-caused-by-flock-of-distraught-seagulls GLASGOW, Scotland - A flock of seagulls, distraught over the loss of their mates to a windmill farm by hatching a plan to take out a helicopter over a popular Glasgow pub, says anthropologist and part-time crime writer, Archibald Leach, University of... Tue, 03 Dec 2013 14:42:07 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/117220/illusionist-contortionist-disappears-up-his-own-butt-never-to-be-seen-from-again BRILLIANT, Ohio - In front of a hometown live television audience, Illusionist/Contortionist, Mr. Winston Brevity, in a stellar reality performance, managed to contort himself into a pretzel and then disappear up his own butt. As advertised in th... Mon, 02 Dec 2013 19:15:41 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/117186/obama-pardons-thanksgiving-turkey-and-then-apologizes-for-taking-its-health-insurance-away WASHINGTON, DC - The official thanksgiving turkey, a Mr. Thomas Gobbler, was pardoned by President Obama before the Thanksgiving feast, and then the President, in a surprise announcement, asked forgiveness from Mr. Gobbler for having taken away his h... Sun, 01 Dec 2013 15:54:49 GMT US Headlines