http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=5476 Spoof News and Political Satire by Wire Piddle en Copyright 2009, TheSpoof.com Fri, 18 Dec 2009 22:57:10 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=5476 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Wire Piddle http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i65413 New York, NY - Tiger Woods has released a statement that he will be retiring from golf so that he can concentrate on accommodating his more than willing fan base of women or find time to "...pull more chicks." In acknowledging that his marriage is... Fri, 18 Dec 2009 22:57:10 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i65324 Los Angeles,CA Jessica Simpson has lashed out at the media for suggesting she had an affair with Tiger Woods. Instead, she has stated that she was in Orlando recently and was caught by a zookeeper playing slap and tickle with a baby tiger. Simpson... Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:10:48 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i64988 Los Angeles, CA - On the eve of his induction into the Grammy Hall Of Fame, Jose Feliciano, famed blind Puerto Rican singer admits he 'hates Christmas and all the trimmings that go with it'. Mr. Feliciano has been a Christmas fixture on the radio... Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:24:30 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i64659 Miami, Florida - Tiger Wood's wife, Elin Nordegren has announced that she's been shopping around her autobiography in New York in the hopes of cashing in some chits at the expense of her billionaire husband before they end up in divorce court. Te... Tue, 08 Dec 2009 03:12:51 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i64658 Los Angeles, California - Along Pacific Coast Highway No. 1, past the pier at Venice Beach, past the seaside condos of Santa Monica, nestled in the hills northwest of the city proper, sits Meredith Baxter, former television mom and now fully fledged... Mon, 07 Dec 2009 09:34:23 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62780 Nice, France - In hospital here in France for a suspected case of swine flu, Angelina Jolie admitted to a male nurse that she has the desire to adopt one of the most successful country music artists in US history, Conway Twitty. Unfortunately, Con... Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:22:26 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i62546 Tampa, FLA - A Delaware man, Daniel Fleming, whose speciality is incorporating businesses for tax purposes has sold his 43 year old collection of chocolate pudding skins to Ripley's Believe It Or Not for $500,000 US. Mr. Fleming has indicated that... Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:13:58 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i62501 Washington, D.C. - While 2,000 children lined up patiently in front of the White House, awaiting their turn to get a treat from the Obamas, one little boy was not so lucky. 8 year-old Adam Brickman, fresh from graduating grade one and from one of... Sat, 31 Oct 2009 18:17:55 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i60510 New York, New York - On the David Letterman show in conjunction with a tour of his latest film, "Socialism for Sissies", Michael Moore admitted in front of a live studio audience that he had consensual sex with an underaged donut during his early yea... Mon, 28 Sep 2009 13:18:50 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i60197 New York, New York - Whoopi Goldberg, former comedian and now talk show host on the popular women's show, 'The View', was caught actually forming a rational argument today in relation to the Jon Gosselin custody battle. Unfortunately, after the s... Mon, 21 Sep 2009 20:35:55 GMT Entertainment & Gossip