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			<title>New Powers for Council Residents</title> 
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			<description>Embattled Minister Without Principles, Ruth Kelly announced new powers for the residents of council estates accross the Country Today.</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jan 2007 15:28:13 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Squeaky Clean Judge Rules Contempt</title> 
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			<description>An entire courtroom has been charged with contempt after a prankster replaced a deaf and partially sighted judge&#39;s gavel with a child&#39;s squeaky toy.</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jan 2007 11:08:40 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Loser Claypole Hits the Bottle</title> 
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			<description>In a shocking expose to be shown on Channel 4s More4, a team follows the lives of the camp employees of the firm known as Rentaghost, featured in a 1970s reality show of the same name.</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jan 2007 16:53:30 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Blair: Saddam Who?</title> 
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			<description>Tony Blair today denied the existence of anybody called Saddam Hussein.  As what is seen as further moves to avoid commentary on the former dictator, Blair greeted reporters&#39; questions with...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jan 2007 16:22:37 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Ginger Snaps</title> 
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			<description>Its official, ginger people are angrier than the rest of us and the red hair, eyebrows and other body hair is natures warning to stay away.</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jan 2007 13:05:49 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Man Spontaneously Turns Into Dog</title> 
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			<description>There was shock and horror today at the Russell family home in Gloucester when father of two, Jack, spontaneously turned into a dog.</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jan 2007 18:24:21 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>McCartney Heather Attack Shocker</title> 
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			<description>Paul McCartney has shocked the world by assaulting his estranged wife at his home today.</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2007 11:35:29 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Scat Fetish Attacks on the Increase</title> 
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			<description>In London, further incidents of Happy Scatting have been reported to the police today by both victims and witnesses of this disturbing new craze.</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2007 18:53:57 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Tiny Lost African Tribe Found</title> 
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			<description>An undiscovered tribe of tiny people has been found in a previously uncharted province of the Western Coastal area of Africa.</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2007 14:33:18 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Brown Denies Sticker Sabotage</title> 
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			<description>Gordon Brown has denied being responsible for placing a sticker on Tony Blair&#39;s back with the words &quot;Tony tosser&quot; on it.</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2007 12:49:12 GMT</pubDate>   
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