http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=11956 Spoof News and Political Satire by anthonyrosania en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Sun, 03 Mar 2013 23:27:15 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=11956 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by anthonyrosania http://www.thespoof.com/news/business/112938/mobile-game-developer-can-upgrade-from-lite-to-full-defense-in-lawsuit-says-supreme-court In a bold and self-congratulatory move, a group of mobile gaming enthusiasts have sued Novio, the developer of the Angry Fowl series, for $50 million dollars, according to papers filed in New York Federal Court today. According to the suit, Novio... Sun, 03 Mar 2013 23:27:14 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/112377/nfl-on-super-bowl-xlvii-we-did-say-blackout-rules-apply Useless NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has released a statement, claiming that the blackout that crippled tonight's Super Bowl was Pre-planned. "We did say that blackout rules apply," says the Commissioner, whose heavy-handed, inane Commissioneri... Mon, 04 Feb 2013 04:14:58 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/112376/nfl-at-super-bowl-xlvii-the-secondary-sucks-and-it-is-your-fault NFL At Super Bowl XLVII: "The Secondary Sucks, And It Is Your Fault." Unnamed sources close to NFL scapegoat-finder / Commissioner Roger Goodell says that he will be issuing a statement tomorrow blaming the shitty play of the cornerbacks and safet... Mon, 04 Feb 2013 03:15:39 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/business/111364/hr-block-offers-tips-to-victims-of-sandy-be-more-absorbent Not wanting to come in second place to Hurricane Sandy in terms of financial ruination and victimization of the down-trodden, tax-hiccup H&R Block begins its two-pronged ritualized cozening of its clients with Emerald Advance AND their latest edu... Tue, 27 Nov 2012 16:28:17 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/110688/studio-goes-on-the-offensive-our-prinzzess-is-not-latino-no-offense-to-our-housekeeping-staff A young upstart animation studio whose first full-length feature is set to release Friday is going on the offensive, fighting back against charges that their Princess is Latina. In an early morning press release, Prinzzess Studiozz explains that... Fri, 26 Oct 2012 08:37:11 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/109257/mca-sabotages-beasties-estate-with-hand-written-codicil-to-will Here's why The Beastie Boys are suing Monster: So THEY don't get sued by MCA's estate, because THEY violated the terms set forth in his Will. Everybody's a fucking attorney, right? Fuck all the school, training and hard work it takes: Throw a cou... Wed, 15 Aug 2012 16:46:30 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/business/108852/superman-justice-league-destroys-hr-blocks-kansas-city-corporate-office-all-7-remaining-home-office-employees-unharmed H&R Block Drop A Bat-Grenade Down Their Own Pants. Again. Superman, Justice League Destroys H&R Block's Kansas City Corporate Office: All 7 Remaining Home Office Employees Unharmed.  The tacky, babyshit-green Corporate Offices Of Kafkaesqu... Wed, 25 Jul 2012 21:35:28 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/108009/supreme-court-to-fcc-make-your-indecency-standards-clear-you-fucking-assholes The highest Court in the land voted unanimously to overturn the Friggin' FCC's fines from networks for showing nudity and swearing on TV, in violation of their indecency policy. The case stems from fines for language and revealing shots that typic... Fri, 22 Jun 2012 00:05:38 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/107261/world-health-organization-mens-desks-are-dirtier-than-womens-also-pizza-is-yummy World Health Organization: "Men's Desks Are Dirtier Than Women's. Also, Pizza is Yummy." The World Health Organization released findings on a series of expensive studies today, including a study that shows that men's desks are dirtier than women's... Fri, 01 Jun 2012 13:09:39 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/107165/chef-gordon-ramsay-filleted-by-british-pensioner-teddy-sheringham-during-charity-soccer-match-american-interest-in-game-piques-for-ten-minutes Gordon Ramsay Filleted During Charity Soccer Match: American Interest In Game Piques. For Ten Minutes. Americans got two special treats this Memorial Day: a paid day off to drink, barbeque, drink, hang with friends and family, drink, honor our fa... Tue, 29 May 2012 04:56:38 GMT Entertainment & Gossip