http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10696 Spoof News and Political Satire by DaddyMothership en Copyright 2009, TheSpoof.com Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:56:45 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10696 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by DaddyMothership http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i63024 A service attended by thousands of Scottish people turned very nasty today. They were there to protest at their lack of freedom to enter a proper country. For many, many years the tartan wearing kilt bandits have been held prisoner in their own grey... Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:56:45 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i62770 Newcastle United fans are waking up fuming this morning at the prospect of their home ground being renamed. Mike Ashley assured a press conference there is no law against renaming the club. "I looked it up in my Subbuteo rule book." He said. T... Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:50:25 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i62733 An Asian man was cleared of racially abusing the cuddly racist Nick Griffin. The BNP leader is reported to be outraged. We found this difficult to prove as it's hard to tell though as he always looks like a fat owl taking a vindaloo shit. The Asi... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:17:18 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i62648 New computer enhanced photos showing Madeline McCann as she may look now have been released to press associations across Europe. The photographs show Maddy as a six year old girl with dark hair and a swarthy face. It seems obvious her parents ha... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:17:12 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i62644 All mounted police in the UK were sacked today. This shock move comes about in the wake of fired drug adviser David Nutt's comments. Professor Nutt spoke about taking ecstasy being less dangerous than riding a horse. He was quickly relived of his... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:46:10 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i62579 The legend has it that when the birds leave the Tower of London then the British crown and British kingdom will fall. This myth doesn't seem to bother some old Yeomen there at the moment though. They have been found guilty of bullying the only femal... Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:19:21 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62567 The Double 'D' Life of Jordan. - Katie Price had her day in court with her arch nemesis and alter ego Jordan today. The case came about after Miss Price claimed Jordan was ruining her career through vile public exhibitionism and idiocy. "I was get... Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:19:47 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i61029 The England World Cup qualifier will be shown exclusively on internet fridges. These devices are absolute rubbish and were designed to tell skinny arsed WAGs when they were out of Chablis or coke. A spokesman for the I*nterFridge told us that only... Fri, 09 Oct 2009 20:17:28 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i59522 England have booked themselves a place in the World Cup finals in South Africa next summer, but it looks like one star will be left behind. David Beckham has shot himself in his Adidas Predators for the last time in his international career. The... Thu, 10 Sep 2009 14:47:09 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i59487 Shockwaves crashed throughout the scientific world today after NASA reported the discovery of a baby sun hiding behind our own Sun. "We have long suspected something was behind the sun but never had the necessary equipment to locate it until now."... Wed, 09 Sep 2009 17:49:35 GMT World News