http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=12319 Spoof News and Political Satire by Willow en Copyright 2012, TheSpoof.com Sat, 13 Oct 2012 22:28:05 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=12319 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Willow http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/110504/kristen-stewarts-habitual-swearing-questioned A journalist who recently interviewed Ms Stewart in connection with a publicity article for her recently released film "On The Road" has contacted a top behavioral therapist in despair and posed the question ,"Could Kristen Stewart have Tourette's Sy... Sat, 13 Oct 2012 22:28:05 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/98780/euro-in-new-greek-tragedy After having agreed a record third Euro bailout for debt ridden Greece, a section of the Euro Monetary committee are now making very loud dissenting noises. A Euro MP said "This is turning out to be more of a greek epic than Homer's Odysseus and t... Fri, 29 Jul 2011 21:35:14 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/98777/stewart-comes-out-as-a-lesbian Kristen Stewart shocked fans at a Breaking Dawn autograph session by admitting that she found sex scenes filmed with Robert Pattinson for the film, particulary difficult as he was "bloody awful in bed, can't play Twister, and stank of stale smoke". S... Fri, 29 Jul 2011 20:15:01 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/98776/stewart-sports-new-hairstyle Kristen Stewart, alleged girlfriend of vampire heart throb Robert Pattinson, was seen by shocked fans this morning leaving a top LA hair salon with a new hairdo. Her new hairstyle was swiftly hidden under a cap, aupon seeing fans who had waited al... Fri, 29 Jul 2011 19:56:09 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/91503/new-cat-moves-into-10-downing-street For a while now the members of the press have been pointing out the rat infestation that has taken hold of Downing Street, and for once not inferring that it was the residence Prime Minister in number 10 itself. The rats had grown in number after... Mon, 14 Feb 2011 23:45:04 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/91498/pattinson-poisoned-by-kristens-valentine-dinner Water for Elephants and Twilight star, Robert Pattinson, was today admitted to hospital with debilitating stomach cramps and vomiting attacks earlier today. Pattinson was said to have started feeling ill, shortly after eating alleged girlfriend,... Mon, 14 Feb 2011 23:21:48 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/85574/pattinson-arrested-at-holloween-party Robert Pattinson and other fellow party goers, have been arrested during a Hallowe'en Party which Pattinson had thrown for his fellow Breaking Dawn cast and crew, and haven been taken in for questioning . Pattinson, dressed as his long-lost relative... Sun, 31 Oct 2010 20:20:52 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/85151/sturridge-on-pattinson-stewart-voodoo-rumours There has been a lot of rumours on the internet recently about Pattinson and Stewart planning a voodoo wedding or commitment ceremony. However according to a drunken Tom Sturridge, found slumped in a corner of a Louisiana bar recently, the rumours... Sun, 24 Oct 2010 22:29:27 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/83407/lohan-back-in-jail Reports are flying around the web that Lindsay Lohan is back in jail again. Lohan has recently been released from a term in jail, after having violated her probation. A source close to Lohan has denied the allegations. The source said "It's sim... Tue, 28 Sep 2010 22:40:14 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/83304/paris-hilton-banned-from-paris Socialite Paris Hilton has yet again been refused entry to another country due to her recent drugs bust. Recently refused entry into Japan due to a conviction, Hilton was this time denied entry to France, when she attempted to disembark off a fli... Mon, 27 Sep 2010 18:48:24 GMT Entertainment & Gossip