https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10889 Spoof News and Political Satire by nigmuncher en Copyright 2018, TheSpoof.com Fri, 02 Feb 2018 14:43:46 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 https://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10889 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by nigmuncher https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/62956/somali-pirates-in-nick-griffin-kidnap-drama-help-us-say-somalis It is believed that Somali pirates have kidnapped BNP leader Nick Griffin, and are holding him hostage on a narrowboat on the Leeds and Liverpool canal in Lancashire. Police negotiators have been talking to a group of armed gunmen who are sailing... Sun, 08 Nov 2009 13:29:33 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/science-technology/62892/european-scientists-prove-that-eating-pies-is-good-for-your-sex-life Scientists in Utrecht in The Netherlands have discovered that eating pastry products can greatly increase virility, decrease the chances of heart disease and give a feeling of general well-being. Dr Strabismus, whom God preserve of Utrecht, told t... Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:27:51 GMT Science & Technology https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/62890/osama-bin-laden-discovered-in-derbyshire-cave-its-a-fair-cop-says-bin At last! Osama Bin Laden has been discovered in Derbyshire cave. 'It's a fair cop'. says Bin. Local pot-holing group, 'The Muff Divers Club', based in Muffton, Derbyshire, claimed yesterday that they had discovered Osama Bin Laden living in a lime... Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:05:31 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/62779/asian-cleared-of-shouting-abuse-at-nick-griffin Asian Tariq Phalid was yesterday cleared of shouting racial abuse at plump BNP leader Nick Griffin. Mr Phalid, speaking through an interpreter told reporters that he had not abused Mr Griffin, but had actually shouted, 'Get all these bloody spongi... Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:15:26 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/62778/victoria-beckham-victim-of-wee-piggy-scam Victoria Beckham has reputedly put a £1,400 deposit on two micro pigs as a Christmas present for husband David. Local farmer Farmer Palmer, whose land adjoins the Beckhams fortress 'Beckingham Palace', told our reporter to, "Gerrof moi f****n land... Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:51:27 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/62775/lunatic-traffic-warden-has-english-village-living-in-fear Britain's most hated Traffic Warden, Geoffrey Showboat, is in the headlines again. Mr Showboat, 53, dubbed 'The Human Ticket Machine' has issued more than 20,000 tickets in this financial year, completely outstripping previous Olympic standard bas... Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:31:29 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/62774/greedy-mps-gloat-over-massive-salary-proposals Greedy MPs were today laughing all the way to the bank at the public's expense. After publishing his blueprint for stamping out 'deplorable' expenses abuses, sleaze watchdog, Sir Christopher Kelly signalled to the indignant House of Common as Muck... Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:12:35 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/62516/tiny-ghouls-prowl-uk-streets-in-search-of-sexual-gratification Police have warned the public to lock their doors and stay vigilant tonight October 31st as it is feared hordes of the undead are prowling the country's streets in search of sexual gratification. One lady, 71 year old Madge Mingerly, who asked to... Sat, 31 Oct 2009 23:10:58 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/62482/lancashire-mining-town-to-host-huge-islamic-gathering "Mark my words, there will be blood in the streets. " This was the chilling prediction voiced by shamed right wing activist Enoch Bowells, as it was announced that a mass march by three million Muslim fundamentalists would take place in the small... Sat, 31 Oct 2009 12:36:26 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/sport/62467/santa-sent-to-setanta News is just arriving from Lapland that Father Christmas is to make a bid for the Irish sports broadcaster Setanta, which went into administration in June 2009. Setanta was set up in 1990 to provide sporting coverage for Irish ex pats, and operate... Sat, 31 Oct 2009 09:24:11 GMT Sport Headlines