http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=4664 Spoof News and Political Satire by Skews Me en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Fri, 22 Feb 2013 19:53:14 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=4664 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Skews Me http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/98298/noaa-whistleblower-exposes-global-axis-tilt (Seattle) A former employee of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) announced today that the reason Seattle's weather is getting hotter and wetter is due to an increase in the tilt of the Earth's axis. "This is not just limit... Sat, 16 Jul 2011 01:32:10 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/98294/saudi-whistleblower-exposes-underground-oil-production-factories (Riyadh, Saudi Arabia) I was granted an exclusive interview with a retired Saudi oil baron who wishes to remain anonymous exposing secret underground factories converting rubbish into crude oil. According to the baron, these conversion factories w... Fri, 15 Jul 2011 21:56:26 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/86732/children-demanding-new-names Teenagers around the world are demanding to change their names from those given them by their parents. "My parents gave me a girl's name," explained one boy. "I lost count of the number of times I've been beaten up for being named Francis," he ple... Fri, 19 Nov 2010 04:45:26 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/business/86722/new-law-promises-to-reduce-phone-bills (Seattle) Legislation proposed today by Pacific Northwest activist Ashley White seeks to restructure telecommunication pricing to conform to realistic usage standards. The bill would also provide customers a refund for overcharges accrued in the p... Thu, 18 Nov 2010 23:21:40 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/84828/military-straight-soldiers-minority Following the Federal Court's ruling to strike down the military's "don't ask, don't tell policy," soldiers have started coming out of the closet in record numbers. "Entire platoons are telling us they're gay!" lamented Marine Corp. Gen. James Con... Wed, 20 Oct 2010 02:55:37 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/80666/north-koreas-regeneration-clinic (North Korea) The Pyongyang Maternity Hospital's regeneration clinic promises to regrow human organs. "It began with culturing skin grafts for women who wanted to hide stretch marks from child birth," said the hospital's spokeswoman. "And today we... Sun, 15 Aug 2010 20:43:14 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/76706/cybernetic-web-spider-escapes-control Charter Industrial Applications issued a press release today apologizing for what it fears is a wave of internet hacking launched by what the U.S. Defense contractor is referring to as rogue autonomous software. "One of our bots stopped communicat... Wed, 11 Aug 2010 21:44:36 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/78116/a-better-mouse-trap (Seattle) Students at the University of Washington have discovered a novel approach to combating cockroaches that can be found in many kitchens. Members of the freshman AP class combined diet soda and corn chips to produce a substance lethal to th... Sun, 04 Jul 2010 23:57:38 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/74316/gene-sequencing-goes-viral Seattle's prodigy inventor Bart S. Sampson announced today his process of etching microscopic robots that reassemble DNA in situ. "That book my mom made me read about some dog swallowing an invading space armada got me thinking about microscopic a... Mon, 03 May 2010 23:03:53 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/58525/on-the-verge-of-epidemic Warm, moist environments have forever attracted fungal growth, and modern households often provide the perfect environments for a variety of unwanted flora. Many fungal infections that afflict humans are prevented by good bacteria that naturally l... Sat, 22 Aug 2009 16:07:14 GMT World News