http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=14320 Spoof News and Political Satire by Hottywood Helps en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Wed, 13 Mar 2013 20:09:21 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=14320 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Hottywood Helps http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113101/man-jumped-for-not-offering-his-weed-in-celebration-of-the-vaticans-white-smoke KILLEM COURT, Connecticut - Rodney McSausagefoot was beaten senseless in a parking lot of a Catholic church in Connecticut's Killem Court Projects for sparking up a joint filled with marijuana after hearing of the Vatican's announcement of a new... Wed, 13 Mar 2013 20:09:20 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113074/collective-farting-reward-for-cabbages-and-rice-thai-food-restaurant-franchise WASHINGTON - Officials have reported that a massive earthquake in Washington state was actually a collective explosion of butt gas. The magnitude 3.5 earthquake that rattled Washington on Friday, said to be the largest since 1965, was later deeme... Tue, 12 Mar 2013 17:16:28 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/112876/bathroom-etiquette-no-laughing-matter-at-all-midget-clown-convention SAN DIEGO, CA - Violence erupted at the first ever all-midget clown convention Tuesday night after a gang of half-pint jesters got into a brawl in a bathroom stall. The convention, comprised of clowns no taller than of 3 ½ ft, started off o... Wed, 27 Feb 2013 20:27:28 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/112873/food-poisoning-the-latest-weight-loss-craze-in-hollywood HOLLYWOOD, CA - Some of the hottest celebrities in Tinseltown have been spotted with shopping carts full of expired foods from their local grocery stores in a strange effort to get on board the latest weight loss epidemic - food poisoning. Accord... Wed, 27 Feb 2013 17:06:13 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/112756/arizona-woman-fired-for-philandering-with-footless-alien A woman from Red Mesa, AZ who says she was fired for engaging in personal relations with a footless extraterrestrial filed a lawsuit against her former employer, Socks Socks Socks, Inc. Margaret Shackleberry's lawsuit accuses Arizona-based socks r... Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:11:12 GMT US Headlines