https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=14258 Spoof News and Political Satire by Ducksley en Copyright 2018, TheSpoof.com Fri, 02 Feb 2018 14:43:46 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 https://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif https://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=14258 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Ducksley https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/113614/towns-entire-population-stricken-with-walk-like-a-drum-major-disease Medical experts are baffled after an epidemic of the dreaded Walk Like a Drum Major disease spread throughout the entire population of 4,200 residents of Corksburg. "Everyone is slow marching and carrying batons. It's really strange," said long... Tue, 16 Apr 2013 18:07:34 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/113613/remains-of-mr-potatohead-discovered-in-restaurant-customers-hashbrowns Millions of people were shocked and saddened today after the remains of Mr. Potatohead, who had been reported missing three weeks ago by his family, were found in a plate of hashbrown potatoes at an Iowa Denny's restaurant. "The customer noticed... Tue, 16 Apr 2013 17:53:40 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/113601/actor-steve-buscemi-tells-oprah-winfrey-he-has-too-many-teeth During an emotional television interview, actor Steve Buscemi acknowledged that he's known for years that he has too many teeth. "I'm tired of lying about it and decided to admit it--I have way too many teeth," the 55-year-old Buscemi told Oprah... Mon, 15 Apr 2013 17:12:29 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/113600/cheaper-natural-gas-means-fewer-people-must-rely-on-flatulence-for-home-heating America's new surplus of natural gas is not only putting money into the pockets of energy companies, but is also providing a break for renters and homeowners, says one expert. "Before the price drop, many Americans couldn't afford natural gas serv... Mon, 15 Apr 2013 16:54:18 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/113524/man-who-went-to-hypnotist-to-lose-weight-instead-develops-owl-fetish Ficktor Grunsch claims he's tried more than 100 diets to lose weight without success, and decided to try hypnosis after reading about the success others have had with the procedure. A month after being hypnotized, however, Grunsch said that not on... Wed, 10 Apr 2013 16:36:40 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/113511/employee-injured-trying-to-hit-the-ground-running Barney Stickles, a 40-year old employee of a local public relations company, suffered multiple abrasions and bruises today in an accident after his boss directed him to hit the ground running. "He got skinned up pretty bad," said said paramedic F... Tue, 09 Apr 2013 18:29:55 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/113510/politician-quits-to-spend-more-time-with-someone-elses-family Local congressman Dickie Scribbles announced that he will resign next month in order to spend more time with someone else's family. "My family is okay," said Scribbles. "I mean, they're nice people and all, but I really like my neighbor's wife a... Tue, 09 Apr 2013 17:55:24 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/113477/man-contracts-virus-from-his-computer Manny Horkle's wife Bunny said she first noticed a problem when Manny suddenly stopped functioning while the couple was taking an evening walk. "We were walking along and, all of a sudden, he just froze and his left eye began twitching rapidly,"... Mon, 08 Apr 2013 17:50:13 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/113476/old-pope-accused-of-inappropriately-touching-new-pope Pope Francis today claimed that retired Pope Benedict XVI (pronounced "Zvi") touched him inappropriately during their March 23rd visit. "When I first walked the room, he gave me a big bear hug, which I thought was nice, but then he wouldn't let go,"... Mon, 08 Apr 2013 17:30:08 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/113439/carnival-cruise-lines-replacing-lifeboats-with-tugboats Carnival Cruise Lines, whose ships recently have been plagued by one mechanical problem after another, announced today that they are replacing their ships' lifeboats with tugboats. "We believe this is a win-win solution. The 24 tugboats on each... Fri, 05 Apr 2013 19:16:47 GMT US Headlines