http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=14190 Spoof News and Political Satire by tj1990 en Copyright 2012, TheSpoof.com Thu, 08 Nov 2012 18:54:52 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=14190 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by tj1990 http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/110978/paul-ryan-quitting-politics-opening-fitness-center In a bizarre sequence of events, Paul Ryan, Mitt Romney's former Vice-Presidential running mate, has decided to resign from federal politics to open up a local fitness center in Janesville, Wisconsin. Many Washington insiders are puzzled by the unpre... Thu, 08 Nov 2012 18:54:52 GMT US Headlines