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			<title>Osborne Approves Flood Of Toxic Banks</title> 
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			<description>&#39;Piggy Party&#39; a small toy company based in George Osborne&#39;s own parliamentary constituency of  Tatton, Cheshire, was hailed by the Chancellor yesterday as a &quot;shining example for small businesses.&quot;
 
&quot;Rather than sitting around waiting for handouts...</description>
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			<description>The Irish gift for blarney, blather and waffle could soon begin cutting the UK consumer energy bill by &#163;10 Billion over the next eight years. 

 &quot;The average Irishman generates more hot air in a single day than any other nationality&quot; says Dr Hugh Q...</description>
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