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			<title>Love Conquers All, By Punching!</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/111568/love-conquers-all-by-punching</link> 			
			<description>Rihanna and Chris Brown have been flaunting their new found &quot;Stockholm Syndrome&quot; (her) and &quot;Power trip&quot; (him) all over Twitter. Despite &quot;Chris Browing&quot; somebody now been a euphemism for domestic violence Rihanna has decided it would be fine to allow...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 09 Dec 2012 14:17:43 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Cyber Bullies Upset The UK</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/111564/cyber-bullies-upset-the-uk</link> 			
			<description>&quot;The UK is under constant attack from &quot;cyber enemies&quot;&quot; Ministers screamed as they all ran from Westminster this afternoon. After Back and to the Left tracked them down to their secret command bunke(which incidentally doubles as Teresa May&#39;s garden sh...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2012 17:00:59 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Gay Pills Wreck Life</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/111537/gay-pills-wreck-life</link> 			
			<description>A man from Portsmouth, currently living in Dundee but working in Hereford on a contract from a firm based in Wolverhampton but registered in Jersey for tax purposes, has blamed medication he took for Parkinson&#39;s disease for turning him into a homosex...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2012 14:39:58 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Lying To Children</title> 
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			<description>Studies have proven time and again that children are evil or at the very least manipulative little bastards only out for themselves and their own mysterious political agendas. However new research might have finally concluded that parents (of childre...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 24 Nov 2012 18:13:28 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Saudi Arabian Domination</title> 
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			<description>A new criminal tagging system has been developed in the mighty kingdom of Saudi Arabia to be used against those most hardened of criminals, the common everyday woman.

The developers of the tag in the oil rich country hope it becomes the latest fas...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 24 Nov 2012 15:44:11 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Full Moon Madness! Not Anymore</title> 
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			<description>The news that at least three people have been waiting for has arrived! Tests have shown that a full moon does not make the insane any more insane than they already are. This is great news for most of the readers of Back and to the Lefts news stories...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2012 16:30:35 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>UK Headlines</category>
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			<title>A Struggle In Syria</title> 
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			<description>David Cameron and some dude from France (a President? We don&#39;t know it&#39;s France it could be anything) have decided that they will arm the rebels in Syria, but only with &quot;defensive weapons&quot;. They stress that this will help bring a quick end to the blo...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 18 Nov 2012 22:07:58 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>AVB is CBC (Completely Batshit Crazy)</title> 
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			<description>&quot;Can we play you every week&quot; was the chant that echoed around the Emirates stadium at 5pm on Saturday. Unfortunately for Arsenal, but fortunately for Gareth Bale, no Arsenal can&#39;t play Tottenham every week. A majestic Arsenal performance was capped o...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 18 Nov 2012 15:13:03 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>The Last Links To Cancer</title> 
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			<description>A new study has studied that smacking can lead to cancer! Shock and horror would be two of the emotions Back and to the Left news would be feeling if we could indeed feel human emotions anymore. But with scientists discovering a link between cancer a...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2012 17:00:50 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Worlds Biggest Liar Contest Cancelled! Not!</title> 
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			<description>A pub in Cumbria has just hosted the &quot;Worlds biggest Liar&quot; competition. A strange time in the world of professional lying was reflected in the turnout for the competition, with none of the pre tournament favourites bothering to turn up. 

Nick Cleg...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2012 16:57:28 GMT</pubDate>   
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