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			<title>Pope Enjoying Retirement, Says &quot;Church Needs to Attract lots of Young People&quot;</title> 
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			<description>ROME, ITALY &#45; Now ex&#45;Pope Benedict XVI has given his first interview since retirement to Italian media channel &quot;Televisio El Italiano&quot; from his Roman mansion earlier today. The interviewer questioned him on such topics as &quot;why the big hat?&quot;, &quot;how do...</description>
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			<title>Florida schools begin to enforce new statewide ban on saggy pants and other revealing attire</title> 
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			<description>With the start of the new academic year, schools throughout the US state of Florida are beginning to enforce a new law that bans students from wearing revealing attire. The School Teachers and Friends&#39; Union (STFU) have called for such a ban to go na...</description>
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			<title>&quot;Indiana Jones Not Accurate&quot;, Say Archaeological Society</title> 
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			<description>The American Association of Archaeologists has issued a statement to counteract what it calls &quot;vicious lies and fallacies&quot; about their work.

James Tukinluk, the head of the AAA, maintains from his post at Berkeley that &quot;movies like Indiana Jones,...</description>
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			<title>Latest Cablegate Releases Not Juicy Enough, Say Conspiracy Theorists</title> 
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			<description>WORLDWIDE &#45; The Worldwide Institute of Deludeds Exposing Conspiracies, Uniting Nationally and Trekkies (WIDECUNTs) has issued a formal statement calling for the impeachment of Wikileaks found Julian Assange for crimes against their community.

&quot;All...</description>
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