http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10310 Spoof News and Political Satire by tlmedia en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Fri, 18 Jan 2013 11:45:01 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10310 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by tlmedia http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/112113/ap-breaking-news-dear-abby-ghost-puzzles-minneapolis-area (AP) Minneapolis- In a surprise development, an apparition described by many as the "ghost of Dear Abby" has been visiting dozens of Minneapolis homes giving unwanted advice. Pauline Phillips, better known to millions of newspaper readers for d... Fri, 18 Jan 2013 11:45:01 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/58983/julia-child-home-sold-to-peta-member-foodies-outraged The home of the late cooking legend Julia Child, in Cambridge, MA has been sold to a PETA member and vegetarian. Foodies around the world are crying," It's a blight on our holy grail. A mortal sin and she shall perish from the Earth," said spokesm... Mon, 31 Aug 2009 20:31:40 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/58430/woman-sues-copafeel-for-perfoming-too-much-magic-on-her A woman has sued magician Dirk Copafeel, contending he performed "too much magic" on her while she was a guest on his private island off of Somalia for more than twenty years. Copafeel's law firm Paymee & Screw, LLC deny the allegations and s... Fri, 21 Aug 2009 07:41:17 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/58431/disgraced-jimmy-swaggert-to-open-mr-jesus-pizza-throughout-the-south Birmingham, Alabama: Disgraced tele-evangelist Jimmy Swaggert has announced taking his ministry in a new direction with the opening of more than 300 "Mr. Jesus, Pizza Shops". "Let's face it, folks just don't go to church anymore, but they do eat t... Thu, 20 Aug 2009 16:36:57 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/58319/cash-for-codgers-more-obama-health-care-details (AP)- Washington-Democrats, realizing the success of the President's "Cash For Clunkers" rebate program, have revamped a major portion of their National Health Care Plan. President Obama, Speaker Pelosi, and Sen. Reed are expected to make this m... Mon, 17 Aug 2009 17:39:53 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/58181/oshkosh-woman-in-running-for-sexiest-vegetarian (AP)Oshkosh,WI - If you called Gidget Sonuvabitch a real peach, plum or pear she might not mind, but it wouldn't be quite correct. Sonuvabitch , 50, of Oshkosh, is one of 10 female finalists in PETA's "Sexiest Vegetarian Over 50" contest. PETA... Fri, 14 Aug 2009 14:49:18 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/57685/living-autopsies-key-to-obama-health-care-reform (AP) - Washington- Offering Americans "Living Autopsies" is on of the major elements of the Obama Administration's health care reform proposal, the AP has learned. The proposal is hidden on page 876 1/2 of the more that 1,000 page document. "Gee,... Tue, 04 Aug 2009 12:22:00 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/57001/el-quida-to-open-155-us-recruiting-stations-reaction-mixed (AP) - Washington-In an announcement that took some by surprise, the Obama Administration will permit the radical Muslim terror group to open recruiting stations across the U.S. Saying, "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer," President Bar... Thu, 23 Jul 2009 18:59:31 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/56852/attention-deficit-disorder-association-ends-convention-cites-progress (AP)-Las Vegas: The leading organization for Americans suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder ended its seven day convention here with the organization President saying there has been progress in fighting the disorder that effects millions of Amer... Tue, 21 Jul 2009 17:10:55 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/56848/dead-nfl-star-steve-mcnair-accused-of-drunkenness (AP) - NASHVILLE, Tenn. - The local Sherriff here says he will file charges against the late NFL star Steve McNair for having a blood-alcohol level twice Tennessee's legal limit when his girlfriend shot him to death. Sherriff Bud "Big Butt" Hunnecutt... Tue, 21 Jul 2009 16:46:50 GMT US Headlines