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			<title>Obama to Ban All Social Media Sites in the U.S.</title> 
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			<description>BREAKING &#45; This new year is hitting the entire United States with an enormous surprise from the White House. House and Senate have endorsed and passed a bill to ban all social media sites such as Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Closed door meet...</description>
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			<title>Santa Claus in Purgatory</title> 
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			<description>Jolly Old Saint Nick they call him. Belly shakes like a bowl full of jelly. He gives presents to children all over the world, but did you ever wonder how he got to be Santa Claus? 

Groundbreaking evidence, in the form of ancient parchments, has ju...</description>
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