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			<title>Letters to Santa</title> 
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			<description>Angela Merkel: Dear Santa Claus, please bring me a new jacket. I fear that should I giggle when next Nicky (Sarkozy) tickles me, I will pop a button. Even two or three.

President Sarkozy: Dear Pere Noel, please bring me an inflatable doll but the...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 11:52:02 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>The Euro&#39;s Collapse: Germany Invades France</title> 
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			<description>Parisians woke this morning to German tanks on the boulevards outside their apartment buildings.  In an effort to save the Euro currency, Chancellor Angela Merkel had given the wehrmacht orders to occupy France as it did in the Second World War.

I...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 12:18:47 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>Business Brief</category>
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			<title>Violence in nighttime Paris over Sarkozy money for rubbish and pooh plan</title> 
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			<description>French police report that there were scenes of violence in the French capital during the night as poor Parisians tried to earn a few Euros.

In the afternoon, French President Nicolas Sarkozy, in a speech in the Mediterranean port city of Toulon, h...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 08:42:18 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>World News</category>
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			<title>Publisher says sorry: Pippa&#39;s advance &#163;40 only</title> 
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			<description>Publisher Michael Joseph is trying to correct a misunderstanding over the advance they are paying socialite Pippa Middleton for a book on how to party.

A typing error announced the advance as &#163;400,000. It is in fact &#163;40.

And the advance will no...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 13:21:49 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>Entertainment &amp; Gossip</category>
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			<title>Airlines to charge British female passengers 20% extra</title> 
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			<description>A dozen airlines, which include those of Britain, the USA, Canada, France and Germany are to start adding a 20% &#39;fat charge&#39; to the flight tickets of all female passengers holding British passports.

This is as a result of a report by the European...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2011 13:01:59 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>Business Brief</category>
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			<title>Viagra to go white for Christmas</title> 
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			<description>Viagra, the &#39;little blue pill&#39;, will be white during the coming Christmas festive season.

It will also be sold at a fraction of its current price.

And one will be able to buy one pill at a time at the price of just 1cent.

&quot;It&#39;s our Christmas...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2011 05:09:02 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>Business Brief</category>
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			<title>Berlusconi asks Pope for Asylum</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i102177</link> 			
			<description>Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has asked the Pope for asylum over lunch last week in the Pontiff&#39;s private apartment at the Vatican. The meeting had been at Berlusconi&#39;s request.

&quot;Signor Berlusconi has always had a high regard for...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 25 Nov 2011 09:17:29 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>World News</category>
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			<title>DSK: New Job &#45; Sex Advisor in Paris</title> 
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			<description>Disgraced Frenchman DSK has started a new job in Paris. He is now a sex advisor.

DSK, as he is known by his countrymen (the women call him something else), was seen last night sitting in a glass booth on Place Pigalle in Paris&#39;s red&#45;light district...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2011 07:38:32 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>World News</category>
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			<title>Christine Lagarde: Speaks of sex in hotel bedrooms</title> 
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			<description>Christine Lagarde, the IMF&#39;s new head, has vowed to always keep the door of a hotel room in which she&#39;s staying, wide open.

Speaking to this reporter she said: &quot;My hotel bedroom will be for sleeping only. Sleeping alone that is. I will always keep...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2011 07:25:08 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>World News</category>
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			<title>DSK signs million&#45;dollar deal with publisher for hotel guide book</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i96188</link> 			
			<description>Disgraced Dominique Strauss&#45;Kahn, currently a guest of the United States government, has signed a $1 million book deal with a major American publishing company.
 
The former IMF head and French presidential hopeful is to write a guide book on hotel...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2011 12:21:49 GMT</pubDate>   
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