http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10373 Spoof News and Political Satire by French Marilyn en Copyright 2010, TheSpoof.com Wed, 20 Jan 2010 09:17:24 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10373 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by French Marilyn http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i67444 Are you fat? If so then France is the country for you. The government of President Nicolas Sarkozy has declared war on thin people. He wants the French, who are normally of petite physique, to eat more and to get really fat because being fat is he... Wed, 20 Jan 2010 09:17:23 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i64098 It has been announced in Moscow that the crash of the Moscow-Saint Petersburg train was due to human error - the man at the controls was "not quite himself". He was drunk. The authorities would not at first reveal further details about the cr... Sat, 28 Nov 2009 09:44:52 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i63984 The Copenhagen conference on global warming only a few days away, President Nicolas Sarkozy has taken the initiative to make the heads of our governments aware that not only should former Vice-President Al Gore worry about our planet heating up, but... Thu, 26 Nov 2009 14:34:28 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i63389 In an unprecedented move France's Ministry of Interior has acted on a parliamentary vote and made it illegal for women to wear pants in Paris. The No-Pants-In-Paris rule, passed unanimously in the French parliament, will become applicable on Dece... Mon, 16 Nov 2009 08:57:35 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62525 Sir Elton John, aged 62, is pregnant with his first child. Said a spokesperson for the singer: "Vow! This is super great! Elton and his husband, David Furnish, are over the moon. This is a dream come true for both of them." It is understood tha... Sun, 01 Nov 2009 11:14:37 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i61866 French M.P.s, worried that France has become a nation of old people, have voted two measures to boost the nation's birth rate. One measure is that the French baguette is to be enhanced with an aphrodisiac substance, while V.A.T. is to be slapped o... Wed, 21 Oct 2009 08:20:49 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i61404 It has been announced that all athletes who will be competing in future athletic events will undergo compulsory nude scanner tests. The testing is to prevent gender rows in future games. The scanner that will be used will be similar to the one... Thu, 15 Oct 2009 08:44:00 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i61402 French president Nicolas Sarkozy has scoffed at the announcement by a University of Cambridge professor that the Arctic Ocean will soon - within a decade - be ice-free in the months of summer. Monsieur Sarkozy, addressing the French Academy of Sci... Thu, 15 Oct 2009 07:58:59 GMT Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i61192 The French Ministry of Finance has declared Paris an 'open city' for tourists seeking sex. 'Forget that certain Asian country ...! Welcome to Paris because here is whatever your heart and body desire', will be the slogan that visitors arriving at... Mon, 12 Oct 2009 11:59:16 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i61062 France's President Sarkozy has severed diplomatic relations with Norway. In a short statement the presidential Elysée Palace issued to the diplomatic corps in Paris no reason was given for such an unprecedented decision in a time of peace between two... Sat, 10 Oct 2009 11:22:45 GMT World News