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			<title>Kate&#39;s baby: Due to Immaculate Conception.</title> 
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			<description>The baby Kate and William are expecting was not conceived as babies usually are.

No, Kate had a visit from an angel one night and the result is a baby.

&quot;She was all in white &#45; a white robe &#45; and above her head was a very luminous halo.</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2012 12:10:58 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>William to sue French mag yet again: Kate&#39;s boobs are much bigger he says.</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/109988/william-to-sue-french-mag-yet-again-kates-boobs-are-much-bigger-he-says</link> 			
			<description>Prince William is barking mad because he says that the breasts of his wife, the former Kate Middleton, now known as the Duchess of Cambridge, are much larger than on the photos in the French magazine.

Our Buckingham Palace source, who wishes to re...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2012 13:47:57 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Queen to make real chopper jump</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/108921/queen-to-make-real-chopper-jump</link> 			
			<description>In a statement Buckingham Palace has confirmed that after Queen Elizabeth&#39;s fake helicopter jump for the Olympic opening ceremony, her Majesty is to make a real jump from a helicopter.
 
Her Majesty will make the jump this Tuesday at noon.

The h...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2012 15:00:26 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Bin Laden speaks to mediums: &quot;Heaven sucks but Hell&#39;s great.&quot;</title> 
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			<description>Osama bin Laden speaking to mediums on the eve of the first commemoration of his death, says that he sure is in Hell, but he would not want it any other way.

&quot;The guys in Heaven all want to come down here. There&#39;s no hot stuff up there &#45; not even...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 08:33:06 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>French scientists: Heterosexual houseflies pair up and remain faithful</title> 
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			<description>A team of scientists at France&#39;s Lyons University has found that houseflies, just like humans, fall in love and live in twosomes. 

Unlike humans though who often remarry after the death of a spouse, houseflies find the loss of a partner so immense...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2012 09:42:24 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Nixon phones White House from the Beyond</title> 
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			<description>Information Technology experts from both the CIA and FBI are studying a tape recording of what is believed to be a telephone call from the beyond made by the late President Richard Nixon.
  
Our reporter who listened to the tape before a White Hous...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2012 14:06:23 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>World News</category>
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			<title>The Euro&#39;s Collapse: Germany Invades France</title> 
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			<description>Parisians woke this morning to German tanks on the boulevards outside their apartment buildings.  In an effort to save the Euro currency, Chancellor Angela Merkel had given the wehrmacht orders to occupy France as it did in the Second World War.

I...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 12:18:47 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>Business Brief</category>
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			<title>Violence in nighttime Paris over Sarkozy money for rubbish and pooh plan</title> 
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			<description>French police report that there were scenes of violence in the French capital during the night as poor Parisians tried to earn a few Euros.

In the afternoon, French President Nicolas Sarkozy, in a speech in the Mediterranean port city of Toulon, h...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 08:42:18 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>World News</category>
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			<title>Publisher says sorry: Pippa&#39;s advance &#163;40 only</title> 
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			<description>Publisher Michael Joseph is trying to correct a misunderstanding over the advance they are paying socialite Pippa Middleton for a book on how to party.

A typing error announced the advance as &#163;400,000. It is in fact &#163;40.

And the advance will no...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 13:21:49 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>Entertainment &amp; Gossip</category>
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			<title>Airlines to charge British female passengers 20% extra</title> 
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			<description>A dozen airlines, which include those of Britain, the USA, Canada, France and Germany are to start adding a 20% &#39;fat charge&#39; to the flight tickets of all female passengers holding British passports.

This is as a result of a report by the European...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2011 13:01:59 GMT</pubDate>   
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