http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=9356 Spoof News and Political Satire by dulcie gabbani en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Fri, 08 Mar 2013 11:13:49 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=9356 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by dulcie gabbani http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/113017/250-000-turn-out-for-popes-farewell-gig Benedict wows the fans with greatest hits collection. Over a quarter of a million delirious fans packed St Peter's square to mark the Popes farewell appearance, before he retires after a career spanning almost eight years. He entered the square to... Fri, 08 Mar 2013 11:13:49 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/113016/ikea-to-host-dice-with-death-dining Members of the world famous "Dangerous Sports Club", have decided to live "dangerously" by having their A.G.M Dinner in their local IKEA store, where the lure of dangerous dining has got members eager to eat. Club Chairman, Rupert Carrington-Smythe,... Fri, 08 Mar 2013 11:06:55 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/111707/queen-storms-out-of-boring-cabinet-meeting-monarch-thought-she-was-going-to-a-recording-of-the-jeremy-kyle-christmas-special A historic first ever trip by the Queen to a Downing St cabinet meeting this week ended in uproar after only half an hour. Reporters had noticed the Monarch looking grim faced within minutes of the meeting starting, and 30 minutes later she got up, w... Wed, 19 Dec 2012 20:30:32 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/business/111692/end-of-the-world-cant-come-quick-enough-says-pay-day-loan-company-wodga-webs-biggest-debtor Denshaw resident Sidney Tuttle, says he cant wait for the Mayan prophecy of the worlds annihilation on the 21st December. The reason behind Mr Tuttle's grim outlook on life is that he is acknowledged to owe more money than anyone in Britain to "Pa... Tue, 18 Dec 2012 20:05:14 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/111689/david-beckham-linked-with-move-to-saddleworth-rangers Star says he wants one more challenge before retiring from the game. The world of football was buzzing last night when news emerged that David Beckham could leave L A Galaxy next week, and make a surprise move to local club Saddleworth Rangers. Tue, 18 Dec 2012 19:56:19 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/111691/caterham-f1-team-signs-tyre-deal-for-2013-season-with-fit-kwik Struggling F1 racing team Caterham have announced that they have stopped using tyres purchased from tyre manufacturers Pirelli, and have signed a 2 year deal with budget tyre supplier Fit Kwik. The deal is the first major development the team hav... Tue, 18 Dec 2012 19:55:07 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/business/111690/boost-for-t-shirt-industry-as-fracking-eclipses-fcuk-as-must-have-logo The British T Shirt industry has received a much needed boost, since the government gave the go ahead for "fracking" to begin in parts of the UK. Fracking, which is a method of extracting gas from shale deposits, now also doubles as a new swear w... Tue, 18 Dec 2012 19:50:57 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/109838/paralytic-games-report-day-6-and-closing-ceremony Games Have Been A Staggering Success Says Mayor Of Glascow The last day of the games saw more golds for Team GB, in events in which we have never excelled previously. A first ever gold in the 200 metres Donner Kebab Hurdles saw Tam McFee win in a ti... Wed, 12 Sep 2012 21:28:21 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/109704/michael-owen-transfers-to-stokes-treatment-table The former Manchester United, Liverpool, Real Madrid, Newcastle and England striker, 32, agreed a one-year deal with the Potters medical staff. Following Wednesday's announcement, Owen wrote on Twitter: "It's official! Deal done. I'm a Stoke playe... Wed, 05 Sep 2012 18:06:21 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/109702/liverpool-sign-kenny-dalglish-as-emergency-striker The world of football was shocked today, when Liverpool signed ex player and ex manager Kenny Dalglish, on a one year contract. Under fire manager, Brendan Rodgers claimed it was not an act of desperation, but a move based on Dalglish's experienc... Wed, 05 Sep 2012 17:56:31 GMT Sport Headlines