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			<title>The sleeper awakes</title> 
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			<description>Omaha, Nebraska &#45; George Valentine, a sleeper agent planted in the United States in 1980, has come out of his hypnotically induced amnesia and is now preparing to aid in the spread of world wide Communism.

George &#45; oringally Sergei Ivanovitch &#45; ha...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 08:53:04 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Impotent dork is a warrior on line</title> 
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			<description>Bristol, Maine &#45; A man who in the words of Thoreau lives a life of &quot;quiet desperation&quot;, is a fierce warrior on line.  Vern Tessio, while the quintessential loser in real life, is a force to be reckoned with in his on line world.

&quot;Yes, I&#39;ve quite a...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 08:15:19 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>It&#39;s a wonderful life!</title> 
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			<description>Pottersville, New York &#45; A much relieved George Bailey is very glad that he made the wish he made, and has no intention of ever asking Clarence the angel to take it back.

George Bailey, formerly of Bedford Falls, was a long suffering man married t...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 10:32:02 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Concentration Camp Committee condemns Israel</title> 
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			<description>Geneva, Switzerland &#45; A press release issued by the Concentration Camp Committee has condemned Israel&#39;s methods of maintaining the world&#39;s largest concentration camp, usually refered to as the &quot;Gaza Strip&quot;.

The CCC, founded in 1933 by the then Cha...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 26 Dec 2009 11:46:19 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Least holocaust covered, now others will be</title> 
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			<description>Hollywood &#45; Having spent near seventy years producing Holocaust films about six million Jews being killed by the Nazis, Hollywood movie makers are now going to move on to other Holocausts.  The larger ones.

&quot;We wanted to get the smallest Holocaust...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 14:03:50 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>&quot;Angels and Demons&quot;</title> 
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			<description>Hollywood &#45; WARNING!  SPOILER!  While the movie was originally spoiled by the producers, directors and cast, this article will additionally spoil it, by revealing the trite ending to this piece of Catholic bashing crap.

As some fans of seventies c...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 13:06:51 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>America becomes sci&#45;fi cautionary tale</title> 
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			<description>Anytown, USA &#45; Following the blueprint of several dozen cautionary tales wrote in the early and mid&#45;twentieth century, America has officially become a sci&#45;fi cautionary tale of the kind that used to be called &quot;dystopic&quot;.

This was discovered by an...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 05:07:27 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Bible not &quot;conservative&quot; enough</title> 
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			<description>Branson, Missouri &#45; Andy Schlafly, son of Phyllis Schlafly, is picking up where his mother left off.  &quot;She was always too liberal&quot;, he said in an interview.  &quot;Sure, she campaigned against women&#39;s rights, but you&#39;ll note that she never campaigned agai...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 19:56:00 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Hardware Store defends Baal</title> 
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			<description>West Palm Beach, Florida &#45; A man has been fired from hardware giant Apartment Central for loving God.  The man was an admitted Christian, who wore a cross under his shirt and carried money in his wallet that said, &quot;In God We Trust&quot;.  He was also know...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:28:22 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Marisa Miller for sale</title> 
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			<description>Hollywood, California &#45; A top lingerie company has come out with a new product this fall, and while all their products have appeal to men, this one has appeal for men.

At three million dollars, it is believed to be the first time that they&#39;ve sold...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:41:48 GMT</pubDate>   
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