http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10759 Spoof News and Political Satire by I think I'm funny... en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Sun, 03 Mar 2013 23:58:04 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=10759 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by I think I'm funny... http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/112914/michael-douglas-wins-eastleigh-by-election "I'm the MP for Eastleigh!" "No, I'm the MP for Eastleigh!" - Hollywood star wins historic victory Holywood star, Michael Douglas, has become the surprise winner of the Eastleigh Byelection. Full name, Michael Douglas Thorton, is best known for... Sun, 03 Mar 2013 23:58:02 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/112031/popular-childrens-entertainer-uncle-jake-mcraffles-not-a-peado-after-all With Operation Yewtree cutting a swathe through the childhood nostalgia of 30 and 40 somethings up and down the land, it may surprise many to learn that creepy 1980s children's entertainer Uncle Jake McRaffles was not a nonce, as many had suspected,... Sun, 13 Jan 2013 13:17:29 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/110986/gordon-the-gopher-embarrassed-by-stupid-stunt-schofield 1980s Children's TV star and sock puppet, Gordon the Gopher, has admitted that he was "shocked" and "appalled" to see his former colleague Phillip Schofield ambush Prime Minister David Cameron on ITV's 'This Morning', this morning. The poorly judg... Fri, 09 Nov 2012 16:36:23 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/109919/never-mind-pippas-ass-get-a-load-of-kates-tits Every year the town of Dorking plays host to a very special talent contest - Dorking's Pets Have Got Talent, is a contest to find some of the most talented pets in the Dorking area. Last year the top prize went to local girl Pippa Middleclass an... Sun, 16 Sep 2012 21:09:59 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/107563/slapped-arse-looks-like-queens-face You've heard of the piece of burnt toast that looks like Jesus, the tea leaves that look like Elvis, and used tampon that looks like the Mother Theresa. Now there is a new addition to the list of everyday objects that look like famous people - a slap... Mon, 11 Jun 2012 09:35:58 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/106125/food-based-puns-increase-after-canaries-get-6-goal-stuffing-from-man-city Norwich 1-6 Man City Norfolk. Home of turkey farms, incest and Norwich City Football Club. It is a widely reported statistical fact that the number of food based puns increases whenever Norwich, also known as the Canaries, are on the receiving... Sun, 15 Apr 2012 17:20:54 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/105416/journalist-writes-entire-story-from-quotes-found-on-twitter A journalist has caused controversy by writing an article entirely made up of quotes found on twitter and other Internet forums. The journalist, who cannot be named because it is not in the public interest, recently tweeted "Well that's another 40... Fri, 23 Mar 2012 14:29:30 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/105259/african-warlord-london-colney-renounces-violence-after-internet-campaign Genocidal African Warlord and enslaver of children, London Colney, has renounced violence and has promised to mend his ways, thanks to a viral campain by pressure group Unseen Kids. The group, whose mission is to bring about world peace by wearing pl... Thu, 15 Mar 2012 18:18:00 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/104972/former-president-clinton-offers-support-to-slut-student-following-obama-intervention Sandra Fluke, the Georgetown Law student at the centre of the Rush Limbaugh 'Slut' row, has now received public backing from not one but two American Presidents. First, Barak Obama telephoned her to offer words of support, now former President Bill C... Sun, 04 Mar 2012 10:22:06 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/103468/balotelli-stool-sample-to-be-auctioned-on-ebay Controversial footballer, Mario Balotelli, has been at it again. It appears that he popped into a Manchester sixth form college to use their toilet. Catholic Sixth Form College, The College of the Holy Water, have identified the toilet in question an... Fri, 13 Jan 2012 15:06:58 GMT Sport Headlines