http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=11694 Spoof News and Political Satire by Tawdry Soup en Copyright 2012, TheSpoof.com Mon, 29 Oct 2012 19:51:16 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=11694 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Tawdry Soup http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/110807/hurricane-sandy-prepares-to-occupy-wall-street New York, NY: After a fear-mongering statement made today by the New York Mayor Bloomberg, riot police were sent deep into the financial district to combat the oncoming Hurricane Sandy, which threatens to do what the Occupy movement could not. That i... Mon, 29 Oct 2012 19:51:15 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/110087/florida-woman-now-supports-obama-over-romney Tippolomokeefenokee, Fla-Last week, Grace Marquart, a demure grandmother of eight living in the wilds of a Florida trailer home park, made some news of her own. She claimed a change of heart when it comes to hating Barack Obama and his liberal polici... Mon, 24 Sep 2012 02:27:59 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/109967/romneys-you-are-the-47-tour-heads-to-middle-east Cairo, Egypt-In a hastily arranged foreign policy trip designed to coincide with the day Romney's presidential campaign set itself on fire and jumped off a cliff, GOP leaders have sent the entire Romney campaign team on a one-way tour of the Middle E... Tue, 18 Sep 2012 15:38:12 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/109920/ann-romney-launches-flat-hair-force-one Lakeland, Fla-With the presidential elections nearing the finish line, and all their uber-wealthy friends tapped-out, the Romney campaign is now desperate to attract individual donors, especially since individual donors are once again rising to the o... Sun, 16 Sep 2012 18:51:44 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/109868/obama-toys-with-idea-of-bailing-out-romney Somewhere, USA-On Monday, September 10, 2012, the robotic and vacuous Mitt Romney stumbled along the dusty campaign trail with his dumb-struck running mate, Paul Ryan. As Romney's black hair dye streamed down the back of his $150 Facconable shirt, an... Fri, 14 Sep 2012 14:34:34 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/109811/romney-declares-war-after-watching-9-11-reruns Boston-Mitt Romney awoke on Tuesday, September 11, 2012, and like millions of Americans, turned on the TV to catch the latest polls and election news. He was very worried Americans were beginning to realize how much he sucked, and what a mistake it... Tue, 11 Sep 2012 16:19:12 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/109767/romney-team-startled-to-find-corporations-dont-vote Late Friday afternoon, a dark cloud descended on Mitt Romney's election team. They suddenly came to the realization that even if, "corporations are people too, my friend," corporations cannot actually vote. "All this time we've run our campaign wi... Sat, 08 Sep 2012 23:02:36 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/109679/romneys-brain-hacked As the democrats look on in feigned horror, there is visible evidence something has gone "pffffttt" in Romney's presidential campaign. After waking from a nap in the back of his gaudy tour bus Sunday afternoon, Romney looked in the mirror and was sho... Tue, 04 Sep 2012 02:16:51 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/109641/republican-answer-to-white-house-brewhaha-has-haitian-flair Although Republican Congressman John Boehner chastised the President's release of his favorite beer recipe by exclaiming, "I guess we now know what's caused the country's financial woes. Obama's too busy spending money like a drunken sailor," the GOP... Sun, 02 Sep 2012 18:12:33 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/109600/dirty-harry-gets-death-threats-from-mitt-romney After his disastrous imitation of a nervous 16 year old auditioning for a school play at last night's Republican convention, Dirty Harry himself is receiving numerous death threats from an unlikely suspect: Mitt Romney! In a frightening recordin... Fri, 31 Aug 2012 18:56:43 GMT US Headlines