http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13955 Spoof News and Political Satire by Aphrodite en Copyright 2012, TheSpoof.com Mon, 12 Nov 2012 12:10:11 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13955 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Aphrodite http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/111030/bbc-contemplates-piers-morgan-as-last-man-standing-to-purge-festering-bog-pit Piers Moron just leaked in a Rolling Stone interview that he'd consider giving up his 'wildly' successful show in America to 'come home to roost' as head of the BBC. He was non committal when asked if he favoured Russell Brand to be the face of... Mon, 12 Nov 2012 12:10:11 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/109325/anderson-cooper-360-newsreader-spotted-at-chick-fil-a-with-robert-pattinson Following the devastation caused by respective long time partners caught in compromising lip locks, and some say more, Vanderbilt heiress Anderson Cooper, and Twilight Star Robert Pattinson were spotted commiserating over breakfast amidst a crowd of... Sat, 18 Aug 2012 13:36:12 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/108786/adding-up-the-tab-for-speaker-bercows-dirty-weekend-leaves-taxpayers-holding-his-baggage Financial expense questions continue as it can be revealed that Commons Speaker John Bercow spent hundreds of pounds rushing to a tryst with wife "Long Tall Sally' in her ill timed and ill fated efforts to appear on Big Brother! Speaker Berco... Sun, 22 Jul 2012 14:51:02 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/107959/julian-assanges-biggest-leak-wets-himself-and-flees-to-ecuadorian-embassy-in-panic-pleading-for-asylum The Australian cyber slut accused of leaking hundred's of thousands of confidential emails and sensitive government documents resulting in the untold misfortune and possibly death for hundreds of confidential government informants, and the embarrassm... Wed, 20 Jun 2012 17:46:30 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/107954/michelle-obamas-irish-roots-linked-to-loathing-of-mashed-potatoes-mushy-peas In recent genealogical revelations first lady Michelle Robinson Obama has been tied to an Irish immigrant named Andrew Shields who fought in the Revolutionary War after becoming a citizen of the slave owning state of Georgia. Exhausting investig... Wed, 20 Jun 2012 14:16:46 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/107883/justin-bieber-channels-michael-jackson-with-crotch-grab-comes-up-empty-handed In a vain attempt to usurp the title of "King Of Pop" from the late, lamented MJ, Justin Bieber was seen practicing the ever popular, ever revolting crotch grab dance step popularized by the great one himself. Justin's problem was that the pueril... Mon, 18 Jun 2012 16:11:33 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/107882/its-that-time-of-year-bad-taste-and-the-gruesome-twosome-set-to-return-to-royal-ascot Odds makers are having a bit of fun again his year prior to the kickoff for the Royal Ascot setting the odds on what the Princess Uglies, Beatrice and Eugenie can do for a 'topper' after the Royal Wedding great hat fiasco! Millinery Mavens say the... Mon, 18 Jun 2012 16:00:01 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/107850/pension-and-working-hour-issues-threaten-sex-workers-strike-during-olympics The Home Office has vowed to intercede in a pending work stoppage during the Olympics as the Sex Workers Union (SWU) has threatened a 'Lay Out' during the August Influx of cash carrying tourists for the gala event heralded as a 'boom to the econom... Sun, 17 Jun 2012 19:09:59 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/107786/not-again-no-child-left-behind-issue-pops-up-as-miriam-clegg-leaves-dpm-behind-as-he-shops-for-new-dyson Yet nother embarrassment for the Coalition as Spoof News stinger Aphrodite can now reveal that the haughty wife of Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg lost her patience whilst the DPM was shopping for a new vac at Harrods earlier this week, storming ou... Fri, 15 Jun 2012 17:44:42 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/107745/hm-prison-services-swamped-with-female-applications-after-illicit-sex-allegations A spokesperson for Her Majesty's Prison Service says the office can't handle the recent inundation of requests by unemployed females for jobs following the conviction of female warder Zanib Khan, 27, found guilty of juggling at least 5 unseemly rela... Thu, 14 Jun 2012 15:39:20 GMT UK Headlines