http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13954 Spoof News and Political Satire by Heeke en Copyright 2012, TheSpoof.com Sun, 28 Oct 2012 02:38:54 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13954 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Heeke http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/110787/secretary-general-of-the-united-nations-ban-ki-moon-states-the-un-is-leaving-the-us New York-- Today in New York, Secretary-General of the United Nations Ban Ki-moon held a press conference to discuss the status of the United Nations and how it is handling the crisis' plaguing the world. UNSYG Ki-Moon took to the podium and expr... Sun, 28 Oct 2012 02:38:53 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/110785/playboy-playmate-of-the-year-1960-endorsing-president-obama Ellen Stratton, age 73, was Playboy magazine's Playmate of the Month for its December 1959 issue. She was also the first Playmate of the Year for 1960 and she fully endorses President Obama for 2012. Ms. Stratton stated the reason for supporting P... Sun, 28 Oct 2012 01:49:10 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/110784/people-respond-to-obama-first-time-ad Jennifer BakerI supported Obama, but now my eyes are open to how vile he and his party really are. I've disagreed with him on most things (e.g. free contraceptives for sluts like Sandra Fluke). This ad is a very pathetic attempt to boost an already s... Sun, 28 Oct 2012 00:11:25 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/110262/westboro-baptist-church-leader-arrested-in-sting-operation-with-fake-al-qaeda-recruiter Topeka, Kansas -- Westboro Baptist Church Leader Fred Phelps was arrested in a Motel 6 hotel room in a sting operation that lasted over 13-months. In September 2011, members of the anti-terrorist unit within the FBI received information that Fred... Mon, 01 Oct 2012 16:51:01 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/110242/fees-on-phone-bills-pay-for-1-5-billion-bill-for-strippers-to-contact-their-dealers A program that provides subsidized phone service to low-income strippers has nearly doubled in size in Ohio in the past year - now covering more than a million strippers. But the size of the program in the state - and profits to the increasing nu... Mon, 01 Oct 2012 02:50:56 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/110200/why-california-shouldnt-force-porn-stars-to-wear-condoms Los Angeles --Today the California State Senate brought to the floor a bill that would require the Adult film industry actors to wear condoms. The reason for the bill, according to a state Senator who requested to remain anonymous, is to ensure that... Sat, 29 Sep 2012 07:47:57 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/110119/president-obama-attempts-to-sway-middle-aged-female-voters President Barack Obama sought to woo women voters at a taping of the daytime talk show "The View," by flirting with his wife and bearing gifts of sexual toys and candies for the hosts, but he could not escape tough questions on his and the First Lady... Tue, 25 Sep 2012 06:45:07 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/109384/black-panthers-interview-children-about-obama-holocaust In an astounding episode of Black Panther Radio on Sunday, actual school children were interviewed about Black Panther policies. The practice was to reinforce the need for a "Pan African University of Black Excellence" in America that the New Black... Tue, 21 Aug 2012 18:56:11 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/108451/westboro-baptist-church-threatening-to-picket-obama-fundraiser Margie Phelps, daughter of the founder of the Westboro Baptist Church and spokesperson of the group, took to Twitter today to announce that the Westboro Baptist Church plans to picket a fundraiser in honor of President Obama. "Westboro will picket... Fri, 06 Jul 2012 14:57:39 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/108448/un-spokesperson-emperor-wang-from-planet-porno-threatens-member-nations-with-sex-ray Prompting warnings of a "global governance" thrust, the United Nations spokesperson, Emperor Wang from Planet Porno, released a report Thursday proposing mechanisms including a global vibrator tax, lubrication transaction tax and an "Porn Actor's ta... Fri, 06 Jul 2012 13:35:44 GMT World News