http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13760 Spoof News and Political Satire by Rocko the Zen Wallaby en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Fri, 22 Mar 2013 06:50:06 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/search.cfm?writer=13760 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Rocko the Zen Wallaby http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/113224/north-korea-plans-next-missile-launch-as-fireworks-substitute PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA (Acme World News) -- Reliable sources confirm that North Korea plans a next missile launch. However, according to these anonymous sources, the missile launch is for a big unknown event around Pyongyang. It was also stated th... Fri, 22 Mar 2013 06:50:06 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/113205/argument-between-fundamentalists-and-jehovahs-witnesses-result-to-very-large-scale-assault DESPICABLE, ME (Acme Quicknews) -- The beautiful scenery of a public park was destroyed after an assault between Christian Fundamentalists and Jehovah's Witnesses last March 19, 2013. The said assault started when both groups hand out flyers and p... Thu, 21 Mar 2013 06:39:15 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/business/113204/patrons-boycott-computer-shop-because-of-installing-openoffice-instead-of-microsoft-office MYLITTLEPO, NY (Acme Quicknews) -- Patrons of the Reference Computer Shop protest in front of the shop because of the lack of installed software, especially regarding the open-source office application OpenOffice.org. One of the patrons, who wishe... Thu, 21 Mar 2013 05:51:57 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/112995/westboro-plans-to-fly-to-sulu-to-picket-sabah-standoff SULU, PHILIPPINES (Acme World News) -- The infamous Westboro Baptist Church (WBC) plans to fly to the Philippines to picket the standoff in Sabah, Malaysia. Margie Phelps, daughter of WBC pastor Fred Phelps, posted on her Twitter that they are sc... Thu, 07 Mar 2013 02:42:58 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/112994/students-protest-about-teacher-with-new-and-improved-term-paper-format HARLEM SHAKE, NY (Acme Quicknews) -- Students of Leonidas Memorial High School protest in front of the school gates last March 5, 2013. According to Angelica Maldita, a Grade 10 student of the said school, the protest is for their English teacher... Thu, 07 Mar 2013 02:14:01 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/112981/apologetic-ministry-founder-excommunicated-by-the-vatican-due-to-controversial-essay VATICAN CITY (Acme World News) -- The Vatican stated on its latest press release that Matthew Slick, founder of the Christian Apologetics and Research Ministry (CARM), is excommunicated due to his controversial articles on his website. "Such relig... Wed, 06 Mar 2013 08:31:47 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/112964/terror-professor-fired-for-yelling-at-students-mistakes-in-class ILIGAN, PHILIPPINES (Acme World News) -- Kirai Moltres, a terror professor, was fired for yelling at his students' mistakes in class last February 14, 2013. The said professor allegedly yelled at a student named Audino Flareon Clamperl for giving... Tue, 05 Mar 2013 05:34:42 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/112962/anti-cult-organization-plans-bulldozer-assault-on-westboro-baptist-cult Mein Kraft, an anti-cult-slash-construction workers' organization, plans to ram the infamous Westboro Baptist Church, labeled to many as a cult, with a squad of bulldozers and other heavy construction equipment. Tony "Harbinger" Toponi, spokespers... Tue, 05 Mar 2013 03:45:59 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/107731/filipino-buddhists-to-mtrcb-remove-pat-robertsons-channel-from-cable-listings MANILA, PHILIPPINES (Acme World News) -- Buddhists appeal to the Movie and Television Review and Classification Board (MTRCB) to remove the channel of American televangelist Pat Robertson from cable listings. The appeal was made after the controve... Thu, 14 Jun 2012 02:04:59 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/106980/religious-tolerance-restaurant-opened RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL (Acme World News) -- A new restaurant featuring religious tolerance and diversity was opened last May 12, 2012. The restaurant contained 14 areas, each related to different religions, with a specific menu on each area. For e... Mon, 21 May 2012 05:38:03 GMT World News