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			<title>Spokesmen go on strike</title> 
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			<description>Spokesmen throughout the UK have voted to go on strike indefinitely until their demands for more recognition are met.

It&#39;s thought that the action was brought about when a spokesman for Prestatyn County Council was mistaken for a bystander in a re...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2012 14:04:42 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Europe Launches Attack on Mars</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i75497</link> 			
			<description>Brussels based bureaucrats have launched an astonishing attack on Mars...but don&#39;t worry we are not heading into interplanetary warfare...yet.

The Mars in question is Scotland&#39;s favourite, chocolate&#45;based, fried food &#45; The Mars Bar.

Euro&#45;crats...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2010 08:41:08 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Manuel&#39;s Contract to &quot;Nobble Ross&quot; doesn&#39;t quite go to plan...</title> 
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			<description>A contract to &quot;Nobble&quot; cheeky chappy, chat show host, Jonathan Ross, didn&#39;t quite go to plan last Friday night as millions of viewers watched zany comedian Ross Noble attack the bemused presenter during his weekly show.

The contract is believed to...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 14:10:26 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>DaVinci Invented the Star Jump</title> 
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			<description>The mystery surrounding the Vitruvian Man, the iconic drawing by Leonardo DaVinci, which has baffled scientists and historians for centuries, has finally been solved.

In a latest ground breaking study, Dr Benchpress, from the Institute of Ground B...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2010 13:13:50 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Al Gore Declares Consensus on Theory of Evolution</title> 
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			<description>Creationists were up in arms yesterday as Nobel Prize winner, Al Gore, declared that the debate on evolution was finally over. 

A spokesman for the Climate Change Crusader, Mr Gore said, &quot;All the top scientists in the world have now agreed that ev...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 09:09:00 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>First Beckham...Now I&#39;m Ruled out. Says spoof writer</title> 
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			<description>Following the devastating news that David Beckham has been ruled out of a possible 4th world cup appearance there appears to be yet another set back to England&#39;s world cup bid.

Colin Short, part time spoof writer, has also ruled himself out of thi...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 11:31:44 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>The Daleks are taking over &#45; Says Boffin</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70214</link> 			
			<description>Scientists are refusing to comment following the publication of a letter in the prestigious newspaper, The Prestatyn Herald, which claims that Daleks are already infiltrating planet Earth. 

These astounding revelations have been put forward by loc...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:39:13 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Paraplegic Actor Walks Again</title> 
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			<description>Paraplegic actor, Sam Worthington, has miraculously regained the use of his legs following a visit to a specialist acupuncture clinic in Prestatyn, North Wales.

The star, who features in the multi&#45;award winning film, Avatar (where he is typecast a...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 14:41:30 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>The Day the Music Fried</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70009</link> 			
			<description>The body of Buddy Holly, the fifties rock&#39;n&#39;roller who was thought to have died in a plane crash in 1959, may have been found stashed in a fridge in Graceland, the home of the late Elvis Presley.

The grisly discovery was uncovered by a visitor to...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 12:47:27 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>UK Headlines</category>
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			<title>Pope Benedict XVI Joins Facebook</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i69754</link> 			
			<description>Not to be outdone by the Dalai Lama, who recently joined the twitter revolution, Pope Benedict XVI has signed up for a Facebook account. The profile photo, taken in an Ayia Napa bar, shows him having a few drinks with his cardinals during their annua...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 16:24:02 GMT</pubDate>   
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