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			<title>Cubs Fan Saves City from Complaining Virus</title> 
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			<description>&quot;We&#39;re tired of complaining!&quot; cried a male resident of Imperial County, Calif., responding to a recent outbreak of a not&#45;seen&#45;before &#39;Complaining Virus&#39; that afflicted citizens of the surrounding towns.

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			<title>Sweater Sales Skyrocket As Fresh Baked Treats Go Untouched</title> 
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			<description>Mothers across the United States are noticing an unsettling trend: cookie jars across the country are going undisturbed as their children find their solace in sweaters instead. 

Reports of this rise in cookie ignoring began in December with Floren...</description>
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			<title>9 Year&#45;Old Girl Does 57 Back Flips on Trampoline in a Row</title> 
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			<description>Over the past weekend, little Suzy Jones of Springfield, Maryland received the best present she could ever imagine&#45; a trampoline!

After her parents finally let her open her trampoline she began bouncing up and down. She was giggling, smiling, and...</description>
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			<title>Microwave Cookbook Goes Viral; Culinary Institutes Witness Massive Dropout Rate</title> 
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			<description>Respected culinary schools across America have experienced a crippling dropout rate in student enrollment since recent publication of the gastronomically innovative book, A Microwaveable Feast. The book, which highlights nearly 40,000 microwave&#45;centr...</description>
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