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			<title>Hillary Clinton hospitalised</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/111853/hillary-clinton-hospitalised</link> 			
			<description>Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was hospitalized Sunday after doctors discovered her hairstyle, for some time a cause for concern, 
had become even worse, her spokesman said.

She is expected to remain at New York Presbyterian Hospital for the...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2012 16:29:22 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Death Tragedy of Obesity Prevention Patient</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/93593/death-tragedy-of-obesity-prevention-patient</link> 			
			<description>An innovative research program into treatment of Morbid Obesity was dealt a major blow yesterday by the death of the patient involved in the highly contentious experimental treatment.

The Deceased, who was severely obese due to a diet extremely hi...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2011 17:23:05 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>World News</category>
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			<title>2012 Olympic mascot  unveiled &#45; It&#39;s a one eyed trouser snake.</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/75123/2012-olympic-mascot-unveiled-its-a-one-eyed-trouser-snake</link> 			
			<description>The official 2012 Olympic mascot was unveiled today and its a one eyed trouser snake.

Officials explained their choice: &quot; The one eyed trouser snake is a fantastic concept. It&#39;s fun, it&#39;s tactile, it can be enjoyed by people of all ages, genders,...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 12:37:45 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>UK Headlines</category>
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			<title>Gordon Brown found in cupboard at No.10</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/74787/gordon-brown-found-in-cupboard-at-no-10</link> 			
			<description>Ex Prime Minister Gordon Brown has been found hiding in a cupboard near the Cabinet Office at No.10 Downing Street.

The discovery was made by cleaning staff shortly after Prime Minister Cameron&#39;s historic first Cabinet Meeting of the Liberal&#45;Tory...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 11:52:30 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>UK Headlines</category>
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			<title>Lock in at No.10?</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/74413/lock-in-at-no-10</link> 			
			<description>Mystery surrounds Gordon Brown&#39;s early trip to B &amp; Q this morning. Mr Brown left before 8am. returning with hammer, nails and a bundle of planks.

Observers say that for the next hour banging and swearing was heard from inside the premises and...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 09:03:37 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>UK Headlines</category>
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			<title>Gordon Brown &quot;I&#39;m not going.&quot;</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/74139/gordon-brown-im-not-going</link> 			
			<description>Gordon Brown today announced &quot;I am the Prime Minister and I am not going to leave just because a load of bigots are allowed to put a cross on a piece of paper. We are introducing with immediate effect a new electoral system based on &quot;intellectual rig...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 11:20:38 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>UK Headlines</category>
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			<title>Gordon Brown &#45; &quot;My immigration fears&quot;</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/73341/gordon-brown-my-immigration-fears</link> 			
			<description>The Prime Minister today expressed his concern regarding levels of immigration from the sub continent as a result of the Icelandic volcano eruption crisis.

It is reported that up to 100,000 immigrants a day are unable to land in this country durin...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2010 18:00:38 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>World News</category>
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			<title>Gordon Brown to breast feed son during TV debates</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/72938/gordon-brown-to-breast-feed-son-during-tv-debates</link> 			
			<description>Labour party spin doctors have announced what might prove to be a highly controversial tactic in an attempt to show Gordon Brown in a family friendly light and which will, they hope, counteract the widely held  perception he is an ill&#45;mannered grumpy...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2010 15:32:53 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>World News</category>
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			<title>&quot;I&#39;m not infallible&quot; says Pope</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/71801/im-not-infallible-says-pope</link> 			
			<description>When questioned regarding claims he allowed the cover&#45;up of sexual abuse of children by clergymen in the United States and Europe when he was Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger and in addition his subsequent failure to take punitive action against abusive pri...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 16:33:18 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>World News</category>
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			<title>Brown&#39;s concern over  &#39;Fudge Packers&#39;</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/71633/browns-concern-over-fudge-packers</link> 			
			<description>Gordon Brown today entered the row regarding the proposed closure of the Cadbury chocolate factory at Keynsham following the recent takeover by Kraft Foods Company. The Prime Minister expressed his fears for the future of the workforce and declared h...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 27 Mar 2010 08:12:23 GMT</pubDate>   
			<category>UK Headlines</category>
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