http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3 Spoof News and Political Satire World News en Copyright 2010, TheSpoof.com Mon, 15 Mar 2010 17:30:02 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i70813 Beloved writer St. Patrick has once again denied rumors that he is actually boy band singer Nick Jonas who's penchant for writing steamy stories has disturbed teeny-bopper boys around the world. Father Patrick, age unknown, claims it's all a hoax... Sun, 14 Mar 2010 16:45:53 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i70817 It was a tense moment of sorts. A senior Irish priest and a singer famous for her full breasts and sexy curves both caught in the act of 'naughty talk' when a Vatican microphone was accidently left on. Cheryl Cole reportedly was peeved when she ca... Sun, 14 Mar 2010 17:15:18 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i70771 A looming battle is building momentum as a Dutch Nurses Union has taken a stand against 'handing out' sexual favours to patients, while a new Female Teachers Union in the UK says they WANT to provide sexual gratification for male students with 's... Sun, 14 Mar 2010 00:02:06 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i70726 Katie Price was due to appear on a celebrity edition of the Weakest Link but the idea was abandoned when it became clear she was unable to answer a single question correct. It would have been extremely embarrassing if Price had appeared on the te... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 11:35:38 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i70802 Wrath of a Frenchman Scorned - David Cameron is being feted all over Britain today having embroiled himself in a scandal with the diminutive French President Nicolas Sarkozy. This is because of comment he made concerning "invisible dwarfs" when discu... Sun, 14 Mar 2010 13:29:21 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i70688 The infamous Crotch Rockets Motorcycle club members were arrested in a pre-dawn raid on club headquarters after named in nasty brawl in a trendy Florida night club where a popular Spoof writer was injured in the fight. Described by authorities as a r... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 20:53:02 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i70634 After all the attempts of Greek prime minister to get a loan from Germany and other countries which failed miserably, the Greek government decided to announce a series of public-sector workers' pay cuts that would help the situation a little. Mos... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 02:44:30 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i70731 Tiger Woods has declined a golf match challenge from Mr Magoo the short sighted Gink after he heard it can take Mr Magoo up to three weeks to finish a round of golf. While playing Golf in Florida recently Mr Magoo hit a shot so far off the mark hi... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 12:09:40 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i70571 Vatican - (Bell, Book 'N' Candelabra Mess): Top Spanish Inquisition waterboarder Father Gabriele Amorth has named Papal housekeeper Sister Ingrid 'La' Stampa as the satanic menace in the Vatican. The church's chief exorcist said today he had a hun... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:24:20 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i70558 T J Hacker the worlds greatest hacker has hacked into Secret government files about spies known as remote viewers. It may seem unbelievable but most major powers use psychics trained in remote viewing. The Secret Intelligence Service, often known... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 11:05:40 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i70602 In a completely coincidental, unfortunate turn of events, a missing British Indian boy has been found safe and well in India at an uncle's house (named locally as Jeera) watching slumdog millionaire and eating chicken tikka masala and a peshwari naan... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 18:46:07 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i70863 Rome - (Sieg Heil!): Using Viennese dwarves who had undergone extensive plastic surgery Adolf Hitler's crack SS division came up with the brainwave caper to get inside the minds - if not bodies - of the wartime Vatican. Recently declassified files... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 13:54:49 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i70670 Austria - (Gay Ass Mess): The aggrieved choristers are blaming Salzburg Archbishop Alois Goth-Gasser and his Paypal (sic) chums for the latest sex abuse scandal to emerge from neo-Nazi Austria. Decades - maybe centuries! - of sordid shenanigans ha... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:12:09 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i70780 Alarmed by the increase of injurious acts against stockbrokers throughout the world, the S.P.C.S. (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Stockbrokers) will hold its first international convention on Devil's Island, off the coast of French Guiana o... Sun, 14 Mar 2010 03:44:05 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i70627 Follyood actor and activist Sean Penn was on hand today to award his idol and mentor Hugo Chavez the coveted 'Golden Bullet Award' for presiding over South America's deadliest city. The smiling Penn, always effusive in his support for the Narco Di... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 23:34:39 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i70605 The Lemba, a long lost Jewish tribe has been discovered living in a remote part of Zimbabwe untouched by Robert Mugabe's lynch mobs and are still practising circumsion in the old - fashioned way, with a blunt knife, OUCH! This long lost tribe have... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:20:52 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i70604 A 39 year old married Administrator of a UK school has been charged with the seduction and the carrying on of a 10 month affair with a 16 year old student in her charge characterized as her 'gorgeous Pirate.' The woman, who can not be named in ord... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:03:29 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i70735 Soul singer James Brown's body has gone a missing from its grave but his soul goes marching on. The daughter of James Brown claims her fathers body has gone from the temporary crypt at her home in South Carolina. Former air hostess LaRhonda believ... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 12:35:48 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i70709 After weeks of worsening economic news, Greece has been bailed out in a controversial scheme that will see the UK and German governments both take 30% of shares in the country. RBS-chief, Stephen Hester, has also been installed as the new Prime Minis... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 07:18:30 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i70718 After watching Christine Bleakley the One Show presenter cross the English Channel on water skies,Robert Pattinson & Kirsten Stewart have been discussing who could do it better. Pattinson reckons that Eddie the Eagle former winter Olympic ski... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 10:50:02 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i70715 For more than 25 years the gambling capital of the World, Las Vegas has been booming but America's failing economy has finally caught up with it. The real estate market, has collapsed and thousands of homes are being repossessed,also thousands of... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 10:07:33 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i70859 After a series of earthquakes in the southern hemisphere, the earth's rotation has been speeded up by six minutes a day. In itself, this makes barely any difference, however, those six extra minutes a day add up to one and a half days over the cou... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 13:25:08 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i70746 A 92 year old woman has been charged with murdering her husband in Sydney Australia. Though a post mortem is to be undertaken to officially confirm the cause of death, neighbours have reported that the woman chopped off her husbands penis to "sor... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 15:10:57 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i70872 Getting ready for a combined Family reunion and vacation in Indonesia next week, Hussein Obama treated the entire family to complete foot care and pedicure treatments in the White House in preparation of the celebratory "home coming' foot baths in... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 15:34:00 GMT