http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3 Spoof News and Political Satire World News en Copyright 2009, TheSpoof.com Sat, 21 Nov 2009 03:03:17 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i63647 Paris - (Sacre Bleu!): Haute couture twitterati are gobsmacked: is a notorious Parisian catwalk hex to blame for the sudden death of supermodel Daul Kim? Gendarmerie sources remain stoically sphinx-like. But the 20 year-old South Korean stunne... Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:12:41 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i63653 Forget 'Chupacabras', the dreaded 'goat suckers' that strike fear into the hearts of most South Americans, for there is now even a greater threat for the World's Overweight Population: Pishtacos! Law enforcement agents in Lima today discovered wha... Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:07:24 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i63377 In an ultimate showing of disrespect, the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders mooned star crossed Quarterback Tony Romo after yet another dismal showing. Unable to get untracked from the highly publicized break up with Texas Free Ranging Cow, Jessica Simps... Mon, 16 Nov 2009 00:40:53 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i63315 Satellite radio's number-one shock jock, Howard Stern, has inked a multi-year, $157 million dollar contract to replace panelist judge Simon Cowell on the hit television series American Idol. According to Stern, it will be the first time he's part... Mon, 16 Nov 2009 11:12:47 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i63389 In an unprecedented move France's Ministry of Interior has acted on a parliamentary vote and made it illegal for women to wear pants in Paris. The No-Pants-In-Paris rule, passed unanimously in the French parliament, will become applicable on Dece... Mon, 16 Nov 2009 08:57:35 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i63516 President Barack Hussein Obamasan, flush from yet another meeting with a family member, this time step brother Mark Ndesandjo, product of his father's third wife, was welcomed by a programmed group of university students who sang his praises. The... Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:00:23 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i63652 The Irish Government is today,EU rules permitting,expected to declare war on France.It will be a wildly popular move amongst a financially, emotionally and psychologically traumatized Irish people. The road to war has been inevitable since Wednesd... Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:28:45 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i63649 Michelle Obama finds herself in the midst of yet another controversy involving the US's balance of trade with China, in addition to being linked to a shipment of 316,000 Bongs labeled "Christmas ornaments' she picked up while visiting China with her... Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:18:47 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i63350 Tabloids have been harking the demise of the Pitt-Jolie relationship for months, but a sudden turn of events has added a dash of credibility to the rumors. On Tuesday, Brad came out and admitted that Angelina was suffering from, as he put it, 'lac... Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:29:40 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i62987 The company famous for its 'Press-on Nails' and Press-on White Teeth' have again hit the public's buying pulse with a brand new item that merchants say they cannot keep on the shelf....'Press-On Artificial Vagina!' According to a spokesman, the ni... Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:29:58 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i63409 Following the investigative report by Spoof staffer NickFun on Ann Coulter's Adam's apple removal, nurses at the same D.C. hospital report seeing a bevy of small female children with long bleached-blonde hair running the halls of a private wing. W... Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:44:17 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i63598 Ex-VP Dick Cheney was rushed to Walter Reed Army hospital today complaining of fatigue and an irresitible urge to drag his rear-end across the carpeted floor in an attempt to give himself relief from severe rectal itching. He was founding wandering i... Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:44:32 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i63406 The old head of Doctor Who's University has shockingly revealed that the time travelling wonder geek never finished his studies and so is not infact a qualified doctor. Barry Trent, 96, claims "that fraudster has been getting away with it for long... Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:32:14 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i63510 WASHINGTON DC - The Federal Reserve issued a warning through a special courier to me for world-wide publication to China, "Do not attempt to keep our currency". As the note handed to me stated: US currency is the property of the United States G... Wed, 18 Nov 2009 08:42:28 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i63483 The French renowned for their arrogance have now received the ultimate insult, Tokyo is the best place on the planet to eat and Paris stinks literally, it's the sewers you know! Actually, French arrogance has received several blows lately: Ex-p... Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:02:47 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i63572 The Islamic Republic Daily News (al Flusho) reported today that Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has forbidden the border crossing into Iran of the person known as....Banana Boy! Recent claims by America's newest super hero that his 'pecker i... Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:44:07 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i63334 Certain Spoof writers have announced they have received a fully paid scholarship to the acclaimed School of Classic Assine Literature located at Lowton Classics Hall on the campus of Poo University in central London. "I've always wanted to write c... Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:14:39 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i63523 Duane 'Dog' Chapman has captured yet another fugitive. This time it the suspect hits pretty close to home! When Dog, and his wife and partner, Beth, visited a posh hotel in downtown Denver, a thief broke into their suite and stole all of Beth Chap... Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:36:49 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i63558 NAIROBI and MINDINAO - Experts on genetic modification of crops from the Amsterdam-based multinational Greenprice International are forecasting a surge of what observers calls 'GMO zombies'. 'Our experts in Africa and the Philippines have found th... Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:12:24 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i63486 Krakow - (Lech Walesa): Two Barrow-in-Furnest orinthological abusers have discovered Krakow's national passerine depravity hub. The Cumbrian duo travelled to Poland's premier bird-toss festival last week much like sex tourists homing in on Thighl... Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:40:51 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i63421 For the first time in the history of Santa Claus it has been annouced the official US Santa 2009 will be black. Another bastion of white supremacy has finally capitulated and as for a White Christmas in 2010 it will also be black! This has caus... Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:49:14 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i63600 Hannah Montana has sparked another controverial round in the press when a photo appeared yesterday showing her eating a banana while in public! Tabloids rushed to print the photo on front covers before deadlines in order to capitalize on another M... Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:12:45 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i63634 In an interview with The Vatican Times the new President of the European Union Herman Van Rompuy promised that he would do nothing relevant during his presidency. He said that he had a firm agreement with the Pope to remain as obscure as possible... Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:37:04 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i63614 Busy finishing his list and then checking it twice, Santa Claus, figurehead of some Western commercial holiday notoriety, caught one of his employees doing the Christmas shuffle with his wife in the back of his Sleigh. Shocked then infuriated, Cla... Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:51:15 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i63413 One time naturalist and animal lover Doctor John 'Fishy' Dolittle has been arrested and charged with the murder and mutilation of over 16 people over the past 6 years. The doctor, who had a brief spell of fame with his 'talking to the animals' tri... Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:31:55 GMT