http://www.thespoof.com/ Spoof News and Political Satire World News en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Thu, 20 Jun 2013 11:30:05 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/ 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/114452/israeli-soldiers-moon-facebook JERUSALEM, Israel - In a recruitment drive gone awry, female Israeli soldiers dropped the trousers of their camouflage battle dress uniforms to moon photographers. The soldiers were wearing thong panties, rather than military-issued skivvies, how... Sun, 16 Jun 2013 05:57:39 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/114472/scientists-discover-new-species-of-fish PAPUA, NEW GUINEA - Scientists know it as "pacu," but the natives of New Guinea refer to the same marine species as the "fellatio fish." "It's a real ball-sucker," Jimmy Wade told this reporter. "Sometimes, the fish goes even further, becoming a real... Sun, 16 Jun 2013 14:10:50 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/114507/last-frites-for-ratzinger-ahead-of-fridays-summer-solstice Rome - A giant family sized fun-bucket of speciality Italian Fiefdom Fries has been delivered to the retired Pope's private quarters in Rome amid Vatican fears His Holiness might not make it past this Friday. Treatment for blocked arteries has see... Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:06:34 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/114223/dont-cry-for-me-argentina-says-falklands The Falklands has filed for an injunction after receiving numerous drunk-texts and inappropriate phone calls from Argentina, it has emerged. The Falkland Islands last night confirmed it sent a letter to the UN filing for a restraining order on Ar... Thu, 30 May 2013 08:23:20 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/114370/prince-harry-saves-soldier-from-fashion-blunder Royal bad boy Prince Harry made a dramatic intervention last week, it was revealed, when a soldier from his unit almost bought a yellow t-shirt to wear with blue jeans. The incident occurred at a Next outlet in Afghanistan, when the private, drunk af... Mon, 10 Jun 2013 07:59:32 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/114396/pope-blames-rough-trade-in-the-vatican Rome - His Holiness has blamed a lurid Catacombs sex club called St Sebastian's Passageway for an outbreak of homosexuality in the Vatican. "At its core is a gay lobby," Pope Frankie the Argie said today, "swathed in peach-colored ruched silk drap... Tue, 11 Jun 2013 20:41:22 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/114260/top-knobs-shagging-caper-banjaxes-no-10-spin-machine London - "This is the Brits' equivalent of the General Petraeus-Paula Broadwell scandal alright," a Pentagon cryptographer said today as the lurid details broke. "Both UK protagonists are well known to US military intelligence, we regularly sweep... Sun, 02 Jun 2013 14:18:29 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/114148/germany-second-most-loved-country-on-the-planet-after-north-korea A BBC poll has revealed that Germany is now the second most popular country on the planet after North Korea. The North Koreans pipped the Germans at the post because their leader, Kim Jong Un, looks like a cuddly Teddy Bear and Angela Merkel resemble... Thu, 23 May 2013 19:17:17 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/114278/who-warns-of-vampire-pandemic Geneva, Switzerland-- The Whirled Health Organization is sounding the alarm bells today about a new illness that may cause the next pandemic. The disease is called VAMPS (Vampire Acquired Multi-Phasic Syndrome) and it has the potential to kill milli... Mon, 03 Jun 2013 14:38:27 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/114343/divorced-vlad-the-impaler-putin-has-a-rhythmic-gymnast-gentleman-friend Bloodyvostock - "Think the Incredible Hulk in Alina Kabaeva's body," is how one Kremlin insider put it this morning, "a male rhythmic gymnast so supple and contortable it's a wonder all that spangly lycra never bursts during, er, workouts." The an... Fri, 07 Jun 2013 19:33:58 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/114203/ecuadors-state-of-the-art-satellite-is-toast Space - Named after the ancient Greek divine winged stallion Pegasus the 1.2kg nano-satellite got itself into a spot of bother following a smash-up with an orbiting cold war Soviet space snooper. Launched on 25 April from the Chinese spaceport of... Tue, 28 May 2013 15:55:41 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/114131/another-blow-for-the-spanish-armada Spain - Last week Spain's King Juan Carlos spoke about a horrid sinking feeling he'd had after being persuaded to return the keys of his beloved taxpayer-funded £18 million floating gin palace Fortuna. Today another blow befell the mighty House o... Wed, 22 May 2013 19:54:55 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/114242/pyongyang-news-says-kate-babys-gone-down-the-pan North Korea - 'Princess Kate water birth goes tragically wrong' was the headline on Pyongyang News Tonite** as the North Korean national broadcaster played film footage of a baby 'flushed down the pan'. Notoriously picky about which news stories t... Fri, 31 May 2013 21:15:48 GMT