http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3 Spoof News and Political Satire World News en Copyright 2009, TheSpoof.com Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:03:02 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i62457 Users of the ubiquitous search engine found a treat in store for them today - and then realised a trick was involved! Google's Halloween logo shows a Pumpkin-tastic display of ghostliness. Well, a spookily-fonted Googl… with a pumpkin for an e!... Sat, 31 Oct 2009 01:06:03 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i62646 In developing news, elusive Islamist terror mastermind, Osama Bin laden, has released a voice recording in which he claims that he is the real father of deceased star Michael Jackson's oldest son Prince Michael. In an astonishing recording, he s... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:55:09 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i62484 Cyberspace - (666-And-All-That): The Halloween ouija board rattled horribly today as a hextoplasm-encypted cyberseance message from the '69 drowning victim blamed Yale's notorious Skull And Bones Society. Her stark words caused an unexpected out-o... Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:59:36 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i62693 Borfes magazine confirmed what Obamamanians have been whispering for months; Al Gore will soon hold the title of the World's First Carbon Billionaire! The 380 pound former Vice President, self proclaimed founder of the Internet, the Billy Mays of... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:15:38 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i62495 US Secretary of Hypocrisy Hillary Clinton is in the Middle East for talks aiming at blocking the peace process. She ignored Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas, as Palestinians have no rich bank-owning relations in America, but headed to Jerusalem... Sat, 31 Oct 2009 15:38:36 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i62725 BAT OUT OF HELL rocker Meatloaf is joining forces with an unlikely ally to raise awareness of poverty-stricken bankers who may be down to their last mil. Meatloaf, real name Hilary Clare, will highlight their plight in a new single with the legend... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:04:34 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i62514 Washington, DC - The United States Congress has supported a plan to ban the 'N' word from public use and from all dictionary printings. In fact, in order to play it even more safe, Congress has voted to ban the letter 'N' as well! Pundits, writers... Sat, 31 Oct 2009 20:30:13 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i62555 Feast of the Antichrist The Vatican today condemned the growing popularity of Halloween as "Anti Christian" and "dangerous". Catholic bishops criticised parents who allow their children to dress up as ghosts, goblins, zombies and other associated... Sun, 01 Nov 2009 23:48:58 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i62682 Historical archaeologists on Mt. Everest have discovered a patch of yellow snow that has been attributed to Sir. Edmund Hillary, the first man to climb Mt. Everest. The historical ice, buried by snow since his climb in May of 1953, was uncovered by... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:37:32 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i62475 Hollywood, CA - Lifelong fat blob, liberal, gay activist, greased pole dancer, and carpet muncher Rosie offered a challenge to actress Megan Fox: "Drop your trousers and let's get us a duel going girl!" On the heels of her whirlwind promotion for... Sun, 01 Nov 2009 11:38:45 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i62750 Reportedly under investigation for years, the Tooth Fairy was arrested and charged with the illegal manufacture and distribution of at least four separate drug substances. Creating a powdered base of finely ground children's teeth, "TF", as she is... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:44:46 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i62689 Paris - (Adieu, Mon Brave...): Famous French anthropologist and leading jeans designer Claude Levi-Strauss has died at the age of 100. He rose to acclaim during the War years with his original 501 drainpipes in blue 28oz denim which he wore when l... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:54:48 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i62714 There was near-pandemonium in a Bangkok school this lunchtime, when an English teacher originally from Hull in East Yorkshire, spotted the upset remains of a child's dinner on the stairs, but refused to do anything about it, and left it right where i... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 07:02:32 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i62542 British illustrator Martin Handford plans on following the success of his Where's Waldo children's books with a new series called Where's Osama?. The Where's Osama? books will follow the format of the hugely successful Where's Waldo series and con... Sun, 01 Nov 2009 18:44:32 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i62720 Ex-American leader George Herbert Bush insisted he needs more time to buy off more of the media, to avoid an appearance at the Hague on charges of war crimes. Mr. Bush has boycotted all attempts at being tried for the crimes that spanned the years... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:09:11 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i62677 Italien classrooms are no longer allowed to have normal crucifixes hanging in their classrooms. They have been banned because many narrow-minded Italiens think that all children should be brought up to be catholics and the court ruled against it. Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:02:29 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i62596 Global "Bounty" hunters are invading Pakistan after it was announced that the Pakistan government is offering "Bounties" in abundance for Taliban scalps, heads or Turbans with heads! "Bounty" hunters are a rare breed, they hate Mars Bars, Snickers... Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:05:23 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i62510 Washington, DC - Reportedly, help is on the way to provide assistance to Sen. Barack Obama's half brother, George, who lives on $12 a year in a one-room hovel in Kenya. George Hussein Onyango Obama, who lives in a ramshackle tin-roofed hut in the... Sun, 01 Nov 2009 13:37:27 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i62479 Washington, DC - Officials at the CIA confirmed what was suspected for over 15 years - Former First Lady,and now Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was was unintentionally wearing a bug! In a recent security sweep of her office, home, and car, age... Sun, 01 Nov 2009 12:03:35 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i62621 US Secretary Of State, Hillary Clinton was on the point of euphoria today after revealing that she believed she had finally resolved the Middle East conflict over disputed territorial rights between Israeli settlers and Palestinian militants. "I t... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 02:14:52 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i62590 Guantanamo, Cuba (IPP)- Americans are arriving at Guantanamo Bay at the rate of over four-hundred per day and are transferring onto Pakistani freighters in the hopes of joining the Taliban. They are trying to enlist in order to receive benefits from... Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:22:29 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i62705 BERLIN, Germany - According to my source, Heinze Kissinger, a virtual Reichsbahn meant to transform Europe into a powerful Fourth Reich passed its last major hurdle Tuesday and appears set to become law within weeks. Czechoslovakian President Cave... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 04:36:27 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i62507 Honolulu, HI - Dwayne 'Dog' Chapman returned empty handed from his hasty trip to Wisconsin, where he was last pursuing the international fugitive Whitey Bulgar. "He flew the coop!" Said Chapman as he dabbed at his bulbous nose with a Kleenex, "I'm... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:23:03 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i62485 A Dutch court has stopped a 14-year old girl from sailing round the world, because 'sailing round the world is the most boring thing to get in the news, year after year, it's a totally uninteresting thing to do.' 'What next? The first dyslexic pot... Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:36:35 GMT