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			<title>Adam Lambert to Take Over from Queen</title> 
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			<description>The British Royal family is reported to be changing House with the House of Windsor about to become the House of Lambert.

A report in British tabloid, the Daily Rats, confirmed that the Queen will be succeeded by none other than singer, Adam Lambe...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 01:00:12 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Catholic Leaders Protest Sex&#45;Abuse Investigations&#45; &quot;These Traumatic Surprise Intrusions Violate Our Privacy&quot;</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i104199</link> 			
			<description>ROME &#45; Claiming that &quot;presumptuous and thuggish impositions of will have disrupted the peace of our lives,&quot; a consortium of Catholic leaders around the world has formed in vehement protest of &quot;traumatizing and intrusive&quot; police investigations into re...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 17:35:16 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Greece Must Bend Over for the Money</title> 
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			<description>ATHENS &#45;&#45; At a secret meeting outside the city last night, the so&#45;called &quot;troika&quot; of the European Union, the European Central Bank, and the International Monetary Fund told Greek officials that, if they want a second round of bailout money, Greek wor...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 02:03:13 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Princess Kate Sends Wills&#39;s Wardrobe In Express Delivery To South Atlantic</title> 
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			<description>The Duchess of Cambridge has emptied Prince William&#39;s wardrobe of his best suits and some casual wear and despatched them post haste to the South Atlantic.

The move is in direct response to sabre rattling by Argentine President Cristina Kirchner w...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 13:53:32 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Donegal Drivers Most Helpful</title> 
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			<description>Drivers In Donegal are Ireland&#39;s most chivalrous according to an experiment conducted last week.

AA Rescue recently published results of a survey showing that Donegal drivers were most likely to come to the aid of a driver in distress at the roads...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 10:55:10 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Satirical Website To Introduce Competence Test Following Revelation That Some Contributors Are As Thick As F**k</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i104268</link> 			
			<description>World renowned satirical website, thespoof.com has announced that it has finally run out of patience with utterly inept and misguided contributions from budding authors, and that it is to introduce competence testing, in order to prevent the pig head...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 23:49:59 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Airbus A380 has cracks in it&#39;s wings, but only small ones, so they&#39;re safe!</title> 
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			<description>Passengers boarding the Airbus A380 can rest assured that although the wings of the planes have cracks in, they&#39;re so small it doesn&#39;t matter because the jumbo jet has huge wings and small cracks don&#39;t matter!

The EASA (European aviation securtiy...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:58:02 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>International Space Station picks up SOS signal from missing &#39;alien lake&#39; drilling crew</title> 
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			<description>Antarctica &#45; &quot;This is the last time we frack for bloody Gazprom!&quot; was the gist of an emergency frequency communique  picked up by astronauts aboard the ISS this morning.

It has broken a seven day radio blackout of Russia&#39;s Arctic and Antarctic Res...</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 13:36:02 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Syria&#39;s Area 51 secrets shielded by Chinese/Russian UN veto strategy</title> 
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			<description>Damascus &#45; Protection of prehistoric alien artefuct secrets like the Tripoli County Krak des Chevaliers fortress is top of the joint Russian/Chinese agenda at the UN this weekend.

The cold war allies refused to condemn President Assad&#39;s continued...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 13:53:47 GMT</pubDate>   
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			<title>Puppetmaster Cashcroft aims for bigger prizes (A Pirates of the Caribbean Update):</title> 
			<link>http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i104230</link> 			
			<description>&quot;Beautiful by Nature, Fucked by Sticky Micky!&quot; As is said about the Turks and Caicos Islands, still seething and reeling in the hands of British control after it&#39;s government was brought down by corruption more than 2 years ago.

Death of a Nation!...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 15:56:01 GMT</pubDate>   
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