http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2 Spoof News and Political Satire US Headlines en Copyright 2010, TheSpoof.com Sat, 13 Mar 2010 16:30:03 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i70586 Pont-Saint-Esprit, France - (Toxic Mess): A 1951 CIA mind control experiment tried to obliterate the ancestral roots of Jackie Kennedy's home town in France, a new book has revealed. The sleepy southern French hamlet of Pont-Saint-Esprit was conta... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:49:50 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i70428 New York - More than a quarter of a million letters of condolence to Jackie Kennedy from grieving American citizens, to be published next month, all point the finger at Vice President Lyndon Johnson for ordering the Dallas hit. It will be the firs... Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:37:04 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i70645 This reporter has learned from a reliable top official in the Obama administration that the executive branch of government is secretly planning the move of Washington D.C. to a small town in Nebraska. The move will keep the majority of personne... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 10:33:03 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i70442 This mornings commute was interrupted this morning, when two trucks hauling manure to a mushroom farm in eastern Pennsylvania, overturned on I495. The accident happened around 05:15 near exit 15 in the north bound lanes. Police say the vehicles... Tue, 09 Mar 2010 01:04:41 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i70398 IDDW - forget WMDs - Iran has a DW (Doomsday Weapon) as Iranian Press claims Iran has tamed element 200 (atomic number 200). UN, EU, USA, even Russia and China surprised by Iran's latest claim. Iran names #200 element: DTIAA (Death to Israe... Mon, 08 Mar 2010 04:22:37 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i70640 Jesus Christ Himself announced His candidacy for the President of the United States in 2012. Rather than commencing with the long awaited Second Coming, the Big Three changed game plans and decided that the political path was a better way to reac... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 06:49:20 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i70482 MONROE, Louisiana - Shoppers at a local store have expressed surprise, outrage, and segregated anger at the fact that black dolls are selling for $3, whereas white dolls are selling for $5.93. Long time shopper, Vynetta May Portington, who is an... Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:35:03 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i70622 Washington D.C.- The United States Supreme Court voted, in a surprise opinion by a narrow majority of justices, to reverse its 1973 precedent in Roe v. Wade legalizing abortion. The justices let stand the essential ruling on a woman's right to p... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:14:46 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i70612 Washington DC-- President Obama says he plans to quit his job tomorrow morning, and open up a nail-salon instead. The president says the job was "just taking up so much of my time" and "it wasn't as much fun as it used to be." Vice-President Joe Bi... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:38:14 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i70559 Tiger Woods has taken up crazy golf and crazy as it seems was beaten by his wife,who has never beaten him before despite what was said the night Tiger crashed his car. This game is crazy proclaimed Tiger you spend ages lining up the shot to go str... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 11:19:49 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i70441 Biologists in Wyoming's famous Cheyenne Think Tank believe they have solved a major problem with the nations mail service by breeding pigeons and buzzards to carry 90% of the nation's cards and letters. "This will free up the US Post Office to eli... Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:36:28 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i70617 Philadelphia, PA-- Mayor Gomez Nutter has found a unique solution to Philadelphia's budget woes--the city will soon begin robbing tombs to pay its way out of debt. Mayor Nutter believes the grave-robbing program could net the city $25 million a year... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:10:52 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i70606 Laslo Long, who owns a number of warehouses in Miami, insured a dockside warehouse as a Valuable Art Bonded Storage Facility. The warehouse inventory listed rarely seen museum collection pieces of art by: Matisse, Andy Warhol, Alexander Calder... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:04:11 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i70423 Liz Cheney appearing on Fox News said that penis envy had been in her family for as long as she could remember. "My mother certainly has it," Ms. Cheney said, "and from what I can hear when my Mom and Dad are arguing, he has it too. At least, that's... Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:39:45 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i70613 "We figured no one would look for me there", Cheney told reporters on a trip to Washington DC, this week to Boo the President whenever he came outside. "There He Is!", shouted someone near. Cheney immediately began booing and yelling "You Lie!... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:38:37 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i70621 We know them as an organization that helps animals, but in today's news they might want to rethink their advertising claims. Whenever there's a people on animal conflict, you can expect 'the bunny huggers' PETA to be there with cameras, news cover... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:39:25 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i70452 Health officials in Newark, NJ were aghast today after reports from area hospitals confirmed at least six (6) women were suffering serious infections in their derrieres after being 'pumped up' by moonlighting government caulkers paid to 'cut drafts a... Tue, 09 Mar 2010 12:10:08 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i70516 As the nations capitol was rocked by the news of the behavior of Congressman Eric Massa (D-N.Y., a Democratic Congressman has proposed a bill that would duplicate the military's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" law for members of the US Congress. A Democr... Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:15:54 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i70546 "He had been acting strangely since day one, lurking around behind clothes racks and spending a lot of time watching the security monitors in the back room," said Quentin Newbry, acting store manager for Jamieson's Supermarket in La Puente,Ca. Gu... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 04:43:47 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i70592 Lawyers for singer PETA have filed a class action lawsuit today in Federal court on behalf of Castor Canedensis' everywhere. To all who might have missed a biology class or two, that refers to the popular mammal, the American Beaver. President Ma... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:13:38 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i70638 "Two hundred fifty-six billion cavities and counting", says the head of a Senate investigative committee on health and welfare, J.P. Piedmont Morgan, VI. "It's a dental disaster of the most decadent kind. We have indicted the candy industry for... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 05:12:08 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i70429 Under Stuyvesant Town and the surrounding area, in lower east Manhattan, lies a substantial deposit of the rare mineral platinum, and related metals: ruthenium, rhodium, palladium, osmium, and iridium. The General Mining and Excavation Corp. of... Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:26:18 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i70596 Much to the dismay of true humour lovers the world over anti-Obama satirists have become robotic, running the same treadmill every day in an effort to bring him down. Their constant decrying of the new President no matter what he does always boil... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 17:03:32 GMT