http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2 Spoof News and Political Satire US Headlines en Copyright 2012, TheSpoof.com Wed, 08 Feb 2012 23:30:03 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104296 Shippensburg, Pa. - Little Johnny Waters, the 11-year-old brother of Suzanne Waters of Somerset, PA, got a little more bang for the buck than he'd anticipated. Sitting around bored while visiting his sister, a sophomore at Shippensburg University,... Wed, 08 Feb 2012 03:29:23 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104302 Privately miffed for decades over the common misuse of their U.S. based corporate switchboard and dealer network phone lines, Porsche has asked the federal government to change the "911" emergency call number to "something else". Porsche automotiv... Wed, 08 Feb 2012 14:08:17 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104287 As amazing as it may seem, Gloucester county is selecting a hearing date on legalizing government cannabis groups, which may grow and sell medical cannabis to Medical Marijuana owners across the country. The board will be making votes, but most o... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 21:31:57 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104300 Mitt Romney,on the heels of three shocking losses to Rick Santorum in Colorado, Minnesota and Missouri (pronounced misery), has sworn to become more in touch with "the little people". "I know that it is difficult for all people to identify with m... Wed, 08 Feb 2012 13:25:27 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104312 Buffalo, NY-- A bizarre Tourette's Syndrome epidemic that has hit upstate New York is now blamed on a demon. Over fifty teen-aged girls have been hit with the malady since the beginning of the year. Doctors are now advising patients to contact thei... Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:41:11 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104124 President Obama has been asked to sing at the Superbowl during the half-time break after organisers saw his 'Al Green moment' last week. Michelle Obama appeared on the Jay Leno show this week and told the host "he never stops singing to me - the c... Sat, 04 Feb 2012 13:30:46 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104179 BILLINGSGATE POST - The Labor Department announced today that the 240,000 increase in jobs did not include the record number of pimps and Czars installed by President Obama in the administration. It is estimated that the number of czars in the Oba... Sat, 04 Feb 2012 00:16:30 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104180 Former President George W. Bush and Current President Brack H. Obama was pulled over today by D.C. police after running a red light. Officer Porker reportedly pulled over their car as it was traveling westbound on Constitution Ave as it crossed 17th... Sat, 04 Feb 2012 00:43:17 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104184 Washington D.C. (Rooterz) - The FBI has decided to probe an anonymous elephant after it swallowed President Obama's cell phone while he was on a four day tour of the National Zoo in Washington, DC. "This is a matter of national security." says an... Sat, 04 Feb 2012 05:08:07 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104210 The American 2012 Republican nomination process took a twist today when the three houses owned by Mitt Romney all mysteriously burned to the ground. The incidents come just days after an interview when Romney told a foxy news presenter Dorothy Foxy t... Sun, 05 Feb 2012 22:29:50 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104216 BILLINGSGATE POST - NFL officials announced this afternoon that Madonna will not be able to join flight with the 1000 white pigeons that will be released during half-time at Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis. Citing information received from the... Sun, 05 Feb 2012 01:55:25 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104218 When he waffles on an issue or appears to be going a bit soft on President Obama, Mitt Romney gets an invisible tap on the shoulder, or his papers will shift ever so slightly, making it hard for him to concentrate on what he is talking about. Two... Sun, 05 Feb 2012 02:09:34 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104221 Walt Disney Home Entertainment has released a statement at their Annual Conference on Friday confirming that a new disney land theme park will be built in Sydney, Australia. A rep for the company confirmed that the annoucement of the companies 9th Pa... Sun, 05 Feb 2012 05:10:22 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104241 The Google backed super intelligence gathering computer, housed in a secret location in Northern Virginia, designed to pick up key words in e-mails and blogs such as "terrorist", "bomb", "nuclear", "suicide bomber", "superbowl", "muslim" and "attack"... Sun, 05 Feb 2012 22:04:32 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104242 Washington DC: President Obama has just signed America's new prohibition bill into law. This law is similar to the 1920s and 1930s alcohol prohibition that restricted and set down the rules for enforcing the ban on alcohol, as well as defining the ty... Mon, 06 Feb 2012 01:34:24 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104264 Fairdale Kentucky, USA - Jaime a 16 year old high school girl was walking her dog after she arrived home from school last Friday, February 3rd. According to Jaime and witnesses, Jaime's dog Jack became so excited that he ran out into the road in fron... Mon, 06 Feb 2012 23:41:40 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104267 New York, USA. Popular Hollywood star and general pain in the backside, George Clooney, has announced he is running for the American Presidency. In a packed Chelsea Hotel press conference, the 50 year old former ER actor said he would run from Brookl... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 01:44:37 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104081 CNN are seething that they have lost the franchise to rights to air this popular entertainment on Prime Time TV and must now be content to show only playbacks over and over again. "We will have to release many of our commentators from their contr... Wed, 01 Feb 2012 14:37:34 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104044 HOLLYWOOD - Alexander Skarsgard as the ultimate epic battle hero? You better believe it! After auditioning countless movie heartthrobs over the past few weeks, casting director and honorable British Lord, Alf Starling, has finally made a decision o... Tue, 31 Jan 2012 12:29:30 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104035 BILLINGSGATE POST - Very very strange. No one has ever came forward from Obama's past saying they knew him, attended school with him, dated him or was his friend. Why doesn't anyone in Obama's college class remember him? Looking for evidence o... Mon, 30 Jan 2012 22:59:40 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i103919 Newt Gingrich's latest campaign promise has NASA and Dems on tenterhooks: to colonize the Moon with Romney supporters, vegans and telemarketers. While the absence of unwanted masses in those categories might improve American life as we know it, the p... Thu, 26 Jan 2012 21:22:53 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104173 Today, February 3, 2012 Mitt Romney and Donald Trump has discussed being running mates if Mitt Romney wins the republican nomination. As a part of this discussion they brainstormed plans on how to get the economy moving again and protect America's ec... Fri, 03 Feb 2012 21:00:35 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104155 Twilight Saga superstar and teen heart throb Robert Pattinson has spilled the beans on confidential information regarding the the twilight series. During an interview with Regis and Kelly on friday night pattinson let slip that what was thought to be... Fri, 03 Feb 2012 13:19:22 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104142 BILLINGSGATE POST: Although most insiders believe that President Obama ordered SEAL Team 6 to execute Osama Bin Laden because of the upcoming Presidential election this November, BILLINGSGATE private investigator, Detrick "Dirty Trick" Detwiler, unc... Fri, 03 Feb 2012 04:55:09 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104065 BILLINGSGATE POST - Vice President Josama Bin Biden confessed this weekend that he advised President Barack Hussein Obama not to launch the mission that ultimately killed Osama Bin Laden. Whew! That was a tongue twister. During remarks to fell... Tue, 31 Jan 2012 22:14:49 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i103955 Salt Lake City - Security here at the Salt Lake City Airport detained a toddler after an officer smelled "a potential terrorist substance" coming from the child's diaper. One year-old Christopher Billingsly, known as Teddy Bear to those who love h... Mon, 30 Jan 2012 13:48:32 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104042 McLEAN, Va. - The nation is in utter shock to learn this week that the taxpayer-owned mortgage giant, Freddie Mac, is actually out to turn a profit. For the past two years, Freddie Mac has been placing multibillion-dollar bets that homeowners won'... Tue, 31 Jan 2012 19:53:51 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104167 Pennsylvania legislature voted unanimously Friday April 8th 2011 to provide Bovine subsidies to cattle farmers to help them comply with their ultra strict Pennsylvania Climate Change Act of July 2008. This subsidy will reimburse farmers $1,000 per a... Fri, 03 Feb 2012 18:24:00 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i103986 Spelling Bees will look differently beginning next year as officials have decided to eliminate contestants spelling words aloud. Instead, participants will throw darts at the correct word. The announced will say the word, and the speller will s... Sun, 29 Jan 2012 03:52:24 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104164 In an interview this morning at Caesar's Palace on the Vegas strip, Mitt Romney attempted to alleviate the fears of the poor with regard to his candidacy. "The problem we've had with this media led charge against me, is that it is all completely o... Fri, 03 Feb 2012 17:14:21 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i103927 WASHINGTON, DC - A Congressional aide claims to know the "secret" which Nancy Pelosi (D-California) keeps threatening to reveal. Unfortunately, revealing the "secret" could have the "unintended consequence" of making Newt Gingrich more popular with v... Fri, 27 Jan 2012 06:37:03 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104165 In a startling reverse of policies dating from the Revolutionary period, the U.S. has suspended the constitution and instituted censorship of all satire whether written or spoken. Comedians and writers are left stunned, as much as by facing the need... Fri, 03 Feb 2012 17:24:03 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104107 HOLLYWOOD - It's no secret that Vampire Diaries leading lady, Nina Dobrev, has the hots for X-Files FBI Agent Fox Mulder, David Duchovny. "Forget Ian Somerhalder," Nina was overheard saying at a restaurant this past weekend. "I got my sight set on... Thu, 02 Feb 2012 14:25:44 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104120 WASHINGTON, DC --- Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi has told close friends what the "something" is she knows about Newt Gingrich, as a result of her, having served on the investigative committee that looked into ethics charges against the former House Sp... Thu, 02 Feb 2012 18:48:00 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i103959 Local woman, Elizabeth Potter, will be the first person to actually marry a corporation. The Supreme Court ruled that corporations have the same rights and responsibilities as a person. Potter states that her marriage to Apple, Inc will help en... Sat, 28 Jan 2012 01:58:24 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104050 Tragedy has hit the upper levels of our society today as the economic crisis has caused many of the rich to lose their cushion of poor people that have previously protected them from having to experience the basics of life. Many of the rich now have... Tue, 31 Jan 2012 15:47:07 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104095 On CNN his morning, GOP frontrunner Mitt-in-the-Mouth Romney tells presenter Solidad O'Brian that the concept of 'poor' is not within his vocabulary or comprehension. "I have never met a poor person," he admitted, "Where do they live? Are they ne... Thu, 02 Feb 2012 00:14:57 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104090 TAMPA, Fl. - Despite an impressive 14-point victory in Florida, GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney felt he couldn't vacate the state without sticking it to those Floridians--and Americans--who were least like the candidate: the very poor. In a... Wed, 01 Feb 2012 20:19:14 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104143 WASHINGTON, DC - In his State of The Union Address, President Obama praised US troops for their hard work, competence, honor, selfless service, and ability to exceed expectations. Afterward, he announced that he would fire 80,000 members of the US Ar... Fri, 03 Feb 2012 06:02:08 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104098 To alleviate fears that Mitt Romney is out of touch with the American poor, staffers today fanned out around the country to deliver soundbites designed to show how much he really cares: Las Vegas - "Mitt really does care about the safety net. He h... Thu, 02 Feb 2012 18:35:53 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i103845 WASHINGTON, D.C. - There are some political rumblings in the White House concerning Vice-President Joe Biden and the fact that he may not be on the 2012 Presidential ticket with President Obama. Sinclair Petaluma with The Political Salad Bar is re... Fri, 03 Feb 2012 05:50:34 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104028 Poking her uninvited nose into one more media hype cycle, Sarah Palin has announced her staunch support of fellow conservative, Newt Gingrich, just in time for the Florida primary. With a political win-loss record of 0-2, Palin somehow felt that h... Mon, 30 Jan 2012 20:07:54 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i103922 NEW YORK, NY -- In a bold effort to win back their good reputation and stimulate the economy, infamous Wall Street giant Goldman Sachs today promised everyone who votes in the November election $1 million cash. A Goldman Sachs spokesman said the c... Fri, 27 Jan 2012 01:41:56 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i103925 Fort Worth, TX - A few years ago, people in Texas wouldn't be caught dead eating from a food trailer. Now though it's all the rage. The latest food trailer to catch on in the trendy downtown neighborhood is Romance Tacos. Jonathan Ybarra, owne... Fri, 27 Jan 2012 04:19:24 GMT