http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2 Spoof News and Political Satire US Headlines en Copyright 2009, TheSpoof.com Sat, 07 Nov 2009 15:03:01 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i62683 Lindsay Lohan said she is not allowed to be around Samantha Ronson because Ronson never enjoyed the lesbian sex. Lindsay Lohan says she has a hole in her life and wants Ronson to fill it. Lohan complains she does not like living alone without Ron... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:54:46 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i62643 Nobel Peace Prize Changes Name To Obama Peace Prize As Tiger Woods Was This Year's Runner-Up For Peaceful Fart Oslo, October 30th, the Nobel panel has decided after a full week of thought that they will change the "Peace Prize" name to the "Obama... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:52:19 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i62867 WASHINGTON DC - According to my source, Heinze Kissinger, the Obama administration is set to announce a new solution to the dearth of jobs in America. Due to the shortage of jobs here, all jobs will no longer pay any money. Instead, all workers w... Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:53:53 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i62712 WIXOM, MICHIGAN: Town Officials confirmed last weeks rumor that Jesus Christ did in fact come down off the cross inside Our Ladies of Blessed Mercy church. Tom Meyers, a janitor at the church, was the first to discover Christ missing from the l... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:48:56 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i62759 The California Health and Human Services division that monitors child abuse, has placed the nation's restaurants on notice that it will be monitoring the sale and consumption of a popular staple...'Baby Back Ribs.' "We've watched the consumption o... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:50:44 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i62703 When the phone rang at the Muff's residence Thursday night, Mr. Muff was quite surprised to hear his son Howard's voice on the other end of the line. "Hello, Dad? I'm calling you from next week, and guess what?...You're in jail!" Howard had a few... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 04:29:37 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i62812 BROKEN ARROW, Oklahoma - The Oklahoma based Coalition Helping Indians Enjoy Fairness (CHIEF) has filed a national lawsuit against the Democratic Party asking that they stop using the phrase Red State when referring to states that lean toward the Demo... Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:06:09 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i62870 SAN JOSE, CA - Clinton Chetry, a 44-year-old research assistant at Cellcorp, Inc. of San Jose, California, says he has developed technology that should allow its users to safely operate cellphones and other hand held devices while walking or driving... Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:27:12 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i62886 It happened once again last week apparently as witnesses say that they saw former First Lady Nancy Reagan leading someone into the cemetery once again. Friends and even one family member who asked to remain anonymous told this reporter that it was... Sat, 07 Nov 2009 03:41:00 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i62814 Former MP, chat show host, and alleged racist Robert Kilroy Silk put his foot in it again last night on 'Question Time' during a debate over Afghanistan. Kilroy Silk claimed that a government spokesman had revealed that the reason for the military... Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:20:31 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i62760 Rookie Civil War reenactor John Hunter has told his fellow actors that if he doesn't get a new role in his participation of the reenactment of the Battle of Antietam, he is selling all the shit he has bought on eBay and going back home. "What's t... Thu, 05 Nov 2009 02:45:36 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i62768 The Association for Black Continuity (ABC) asked President Obama to step down immediately to secure the chances of future black candidates to be elected. ABC Vice-President Leroy Washington said that Barak Obama was an android created in a labora... Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:09:43 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i62828 Ann Coulter, motor mouth darling of the conservative media, who had broken her jaw earlier this year has finally had the surgical metal support holding it removed. As soon as the last screw was removed she suddenly went ballistic spewing an anti-... Fri, 06 Nov 2009 08:41:13 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i62616 Mark Krowly didn't take kindly to IRS agent Gerald Fitts making a YouTube video warning potential tax dodgers to look out this season; he told the IRS to "f--k off" during a 197 character rant that may have led to his audit. Krowly says he was ang... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:23:59 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i62795 White Plains - (Rotters): "I lied to save Bush and Cheney's filthy ass," former 9/11 NYPD commissioner Bernard Kerik told a Washington federal court today. "Like, what else is new?" prosecution counsel was heard retorting sotto voce as George W B... Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:32:59 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i62636 Minneapolis - What started out as a fun-filled Saturday night, turned into a near tragedy, when a group of high-spirited friends stopped in at St. Clare's Colonic Parlor in Minneapolis for a quick purging enema. It was editor Senator Al Franken's... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:48:03 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i62421 The Ron Raul camp has been scrounging ever since the Aluminum Workers Union walked out over eight weeks ago, leaving aluminum foil products in short supply. The Ronnettes, or Paulettes...The die hard elite of the Ron Paul Cult, have been putting i... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:22:33 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i62875 The World's Most Happiest Man,'Happy'Ed Gleeson, celebrated along with co-workers from Billy's Body Shop down at Flanagan's Pub last night. The drinks, as usual, were on Ed, since he had new reason to share his so-called 'good fortune.' As many of... Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:20:13 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i62752 George Bush is alive and kicking especially after the latest gubernatorial races showed support for the ex-President and his Republican party! Dissatisfaction with Obama over the economy, his colour, losing the Olympic bid, has lead many Yanks to... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:16:06 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i62538 Police escorted a semi-nude onlooker from the spectator gallery during a town hall meeting last night. The intruder was none other than Olympic pole vault gold medalist, Bargis Tryhol. Also known as, 'The Man With The World's Largest Penis!' T... Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:22:54 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i62649 With a population of 1.4 billion China has many problems. However, none is more important than how to feed this vast amount of people. With climate change, desertification is on the rampage in the country and the loss of fertile land to deserts is in... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:23:33 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i62666 Washington, DC - President Barack Obama opposes offering a different kind of 'cash reparations' to the descendants of slaves, putting him at odds with some black groups and leaders. Instead, the man who became the nation's first black president a... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:23:03 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i62856 DALLAS - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones reported that he has just been informed by the president of the construction company that built his new state-of-the-art $1.15 billion stadium that it will probably have to be torn down. Ian Poundsworth, C... Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:08:35 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i62508 Raton, NM - Faced with the largest rodent infestation since the 1910 Burrow Mouse calamity, most of New Mexico has been over run with with Pickleweasels. PW's as they are known are a medium size rodent that thrive in and around machinery and who's li... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:51:28 GMT