http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2 Spoof News and Political Satire US Headlines en Copyright 2009, TheSpoof.com Sat, 21 Nov 2009 03:03:16 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i63418 GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo sat in the Cowboys locker room disheartened, dejected, and depressed after their lackluster effort (showing) in their 17-7 loss to the Green Bay Packers who were 4 and 4 coming into the game... Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:49:00 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i63555 Juneau, Alaska - (Kitty Litter): Poison pen specialist Kitty Kelly was laughing all the way to her First Carpetbaggers Bank of Prudhoe Bay safety deposit box today. A seven figure banker's draft from publisher HarpyCollins guarantees one of the be... Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:55:54 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i63550 Kelsey Fogwart has been lonely for most of his 52 years. Dating never was a comfortable thing for him to approach with any confidence. Most overtures were spurned and rejection forced him to live a quiet life deep in despair. Online services left... Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:10:14 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i63534 "That is Bill Clinton!" stated former aide to the president, Monica Lewinsky, according to an unnamed source who didn't want her family to know she watched such movies. Lewinsky is said to have stated, "There's that triple mole on his back near th... Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:23:26 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i63439 NASHVILLE - Tennessee Titans owner Bud Adams is minus $250,000 after the NFL fined him for his childish bird flip during the Tennessee Titans - Buffalo Bills game. The two handed finger shooting occured as Adams' Tennessee Titans were soundly trou... Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:52:11 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i63579 Local preacher and tub thumping evangelist, Deano Twogood Sonofapreacherman, was this evening recovering in his room at the Flashlight Motel in Snakebite, Kentucky, after getting a little carried away raising donations at 'The Church Of The Sacred Wa... Thu, 19 Nov 2009 03:09:17 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i63493 New York, NY: Legions of former Alaska Governor, Sara Palin, supporters reacted with disappointment with her new tell all book, "Going Rogue," according to national opinion polls. The poll of approximately 5,000 self identified conservatives sho... Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:49:15 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i63535 Sarah Palin's book tour started yesterday with much fanfare. A one sentence summary of the book might be a line from the book Barefoot Boy With Cheek written by Max Shulman in 1943….."I only have one friend and I hate him" Palin, whose book is num... Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:31:52 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i63440 WASHINGTON DC - Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke announced to a small disparate pool of reporters today that due to the weak U.S. economy and labor market a new ten prong approach to placing money in the hands of Joe the Six-pack will be impleme... Tue, 17 Nov 2009 06:24:52 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i63545 In a very kinky case of mixed fruit, teenage stars Hannah Montana and Hannah Dakota have been linked to Spoof Pornographer Colonel Juan, the third world's answer to our own Roman Polanski. The Colonel, who never met a press conference he didn't ge... Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:21:45 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i63325 OPOLU ISLAND, Samoa - The petite, bikini-clad Southern gal Natalie hunts, stalks, traps and finally shoots a raging rat. The others see it as a varmint, but Natty the Belle of the South sees it as dinner. And although not quite in the Big Mac leag... Mon, 16 Nov 2009 05:58:17 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i63416 Carrie Prejean held a press conference today to announce a new product line that she will market to Christian book stores all across the country. "There is nothng in the bible about breast implants and there is nothing in the bible about persona... Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:02:17 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i63403 Oklahoma - (Rotters): Brooke Phillips was found dead in an Oklahoma City arson attack this weekend following a fledgeling debut in the 'Cat House' reality TV series. The 21 year-old, whose TV screen name was Hoyden Brooks, was one of four found sh... Mon, 16 Nov 2009 13:05:31 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i63459 A new grassroots campaign to keep President Barrack Obama from further embarrassing the United States is off to a roaring start now that the president is back on American soil. Crew members promptly flattened the tires of Air Force One, preventin... Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:24:23 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i63318 The liberal agenda has shifted once again with new cooperative ties with the brown-shirted ACORN forces allowing them join up with the looney fringe group PETA. According to PETA President Thomas 'Nozzle' Nolen, the new name will be PET-A-ACORN. Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:48:01 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i63538 BEIJING, China - President Obama visiting China had an opportunity to visit with his half brother Mark Ndesandjo (pronounced: MARK san-JA-ya) The two met at a Beijing McDonald's where they talked about old times and how both like to drink beer, li... Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:15:57 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i63594 Following the inept prosecution of international stalker 'Banana Boy', AKA Colonel Juan, leaders of the free world's law enforcement agencies have labeled the Obama Administration a collection of 'kumquats' that couldn't find their arse with both han... Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:51:53 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i63491 In a stunning confession, Sarah Palin announced in her interview with Barbara Walters that she got the idea for the name of her new book while watching 'The Empire Strikes Back' with Todd and the kids. "Friday night is movie night at 'Echo Base'.. Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:46:35 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i63574 The Springfield Illinois wife beater who made national headlines last week by promoting a nationally televised wife beating contest in which prizes were awarded, has been found in a trash can with a watermelon forced over his head. Gene East was... Thu, 19 Nov 2009 02:08:35 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i63583 Where is Oprah when you need her? She should have been on hand at the Golden Anum Club on the weekend, when a highly popular Bay Area Obama impersonator, Ivanna Talleywhacker, (his stage name)was arrested for indecent exposure early Saturday morning... Thu, 19 Nov 2009 04:38:30 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i63607 Sarah Palin, either you love her or hate her. Either way, she stays in the public eye and is actually getting more popular everyday, from the cover of magazines to writing her new book, to resigning as Governor of Alaska. She is ridiculed and she... Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:07:49 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i63443 WANTAGE, New Jersey - Lou Dobbs who recently resigned from CNN, for whom he had worked 27 years, has applied for unemployment benefits. Louis Carl Dobbs, aka Carlitos, who still had a year and a half on his contract, was given a severance package... Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:53:47 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i63502 In Toledo, Ohio, November 15th, 2009, 10 university students at went missing but reappeared 36 hours later. They were not approached with open arms because of their rotting skin and dried blood around their mouths. They went missing around the H1N1... Wed, 18 Nov 2009 03:12:54 GMT