http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1 Spoof News and Political Satire UK Headlines en Copyright 2009, TheSpoof.com Sat, 21 Nov 2009 03:03:16 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i63399 London - (Crimebotch): Accused 'Night Stalker' perpetrator Delroy Grant has appeared before magistrates and blamed a dyslexia hex for a string of alleged crimes. The 69 year-old has been charged with multiple sex offences which he says are the res... Mon, 16 Nov 2009 12:41:02 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i63400 An attempt on the world record for worlds largest cupcake has hit "a bit of a problem" says event organiser Gordon Ramsay, 72. "We had the mix, we had the paper cup, we even had the mixing equipment," he expunged whilst doing that thrusting thing... Mon, 16 Nov 2009 12:11:21 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i63532 A man's head was found inside an office watercooler today. The unidentified male was later identified. Police have yet to release the identification of the male who has now been identified. Sources say they know who it is though. How the head came... Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:07:54 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i63380 Aliens do exist and are walking among us! Sound like fantasy? It's not. A researcher at Noncomprendia University has found startlingly strong evidence that aliens from parallel universes are indeed present on earth. Dr Honor Benda has spent sever... Mon, 16 Nov 2009 00:30:12 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i63404 The new series of I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! started with a bang as former Page 3 model Sam Fox, self confessed connoisseur of all things furry, and celebrity chef Gino D'Acampo were given the first bushtucker trial. The celebrities... Mon, 16 Nov 2009 13:30:48 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i63592 Nork maiden Katie Price, 46, this evening survived a near fatal fall of 63 feet in the Australian jungle. As reported yesterday in Katie Come On Down, The Price Is Right!, Price was left bobbing on the breeze like a weird, mostly human, helium bal... Fri, 20 Nov 2009 09:06:45 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i63596 Windsor - (Barking): Seventeen years after IRA arsonists ravaged Windsor Castle the Queen's 62nd wedding anniversary is looking bleak. A poor showing at Wednesday's State Opening of Parliament triggered an immediate booking at Slough crematorium. Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:33:06 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i63454 Al Qaeda have claimed responsibilty for the presence of Katie Price in the new series of I'm A Non Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here. The mountainous fronted star of lad's mags the world over joined other non entities, in the trial based game show se... Tue, 17 Nov 2009 12:51:25 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i63472 London - (Just Desserts): Plans to impeach the royal family for creaming off previously frozen national assets have been put on ice by government security spokesperson Dame Nellie Melba. The Wind-sores were caught milking state benefits after a le... Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:40:14 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i63455 London - (Armagageddinouttahere!): A wannabe Labour councillor has flamed Hellfire Club predictions that the country's top parasite will drop dead this Wednesday. Romford hopeful Peter White reckons a career forged on leeching taxpayer benefits is... Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:55:37 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i63467 With the dreaded news released today that Rolf Harris and Status Quo were teaming up for a Christmas single and an attempt at the number one spot, it appears they are not the only ill-advised pairing threatening to assault our earlobes this festive s... Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:11:22 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i63449 Nick Clegg, Lib Dem leader by day and Hit-Man by night (The Yellow Reaper) has been accused of putting together plans to 'Wipe Queenie off the map'. According to the aforementioned insider, Clegg has been in talks with a member of British Royalty... Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:02:30 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i63589 Police made a mecarbre and sinister discovery at Leicester City's Haymarket Shopping Centre today, one that will shock the entire city to it's very foundations. After responding to a report from a member of the public, police cordoned off the ani... Fri, 20 Nov 2009 07:48:34 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i63023 London, UK - Frank Jones claims that his wife of many years, Sadie, has been sending him text messages from the grave. So far, she's left no return number behind. According to Sadie's family, and her written last wishes, the family buried Sadie w... Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:15:36 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i63457 Scotland - (X-Files): Was Midget Oil hireling George W Bush behind the remote controls of a rogue UFO? A fresh probe into the Lockerbie investigation 'is making groan men Veep' according to this week's BigOilShagger! editorial. This examines h... Tue, 17 Nov 2009 12:43:23 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i63387 A state of emergency has been declared in the county of Norfolk after a 30 foot infant run amok in Norwich city centre, smashing buildings and sucking on parked cars. The origins of the gigantic baby are unknown and it has so far evaded capture. I... Mon, 16 Nov 2009 07:58:36 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i63349 Sometimes the unbelievable is just plain---Unbelieveable! In the case of Spoofer Colonel Juan recent excuse for being absent from his bride of many years, it could just be a case of plain bullshit too! The Colonel suddenly and unexpectedly went mi... Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:47:11 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i63391 London - (Rotten Fruit): An emergency coup d'etat will see the cancellation of the Queen's Peach on Wednesday. The prediction comes from self-confessed shagger of 'no more than 30 women' cum-Lib/Dem mouthpiece Nick C Legg-Over, 69. "All the sig... Mon, 16 Nov 2009 11:45:47 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i63613 Havana - (Cohiba Cohabitee): Pyongyang Fist Wives Club founder Mrs Tony Blair Mk#1 has come out of the woodwork, demanding her lawfully-wedded honors a 1968 prenup. Gladys Crippen-Ratzinger was never actually divorced from her young Tone whom she... Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:03:52 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i63553 Blimp chested media seeking missile Katie Price today caused havoc at the I'm A Non Celebrity base camp. Ms Price was reportedly embroiled in a heated argument with production officials in a bid to garner yet more money for her already over paid a... Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:19:36 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i63478 Dr. Brooke Magnanti who recently "came clean" and admitted being High Class Hooker "Belle de Jour, subject of an internet blog, will successfully defend a case of unlawful dismissal brought against a future employer a clairvoyant claimed to day. K... Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:36:51 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i63458 It was announced today that approximately 2000 criminals, all from the Bristol area, are to be sent on holiday and given free drugs as part of a 'fact-finding' project. The project, organised by the American company, NASA, is supposedly to investi... Tue, 17 Nov 2009 12:25:40 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i63651 A Baroness has been appointed as the High Representative for the Foreign Affairs and Security of the EU. Baroness Ashton, one time dinner lady at Eaton rejected claims that she was not up to the job. She said at a press conference she held at the... Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:27:57 GMT