http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1 Spoof News and Political Satire UK Headlines en Copyright 2010, TheSpoof.com Sun, 14 Mar 2010 09:30:02 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70717 Lady Gaga wants to copy One Show presenter Christine Bleakley and water ski across the English channel but with one major difference, Ga Ga wants to wear a hat with a seagull stuck on top. Gaga has said that she will cross the channel in a faster... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 10:31:01 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70678 A court ruling has forced Nick Griffin and his BNP to allow non-white people to join his party. There are many non-whites wishing to join Nick and his "Comrades" and the BNP is about to open it's doors to all British citizens wishing to stand up f... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 19:19:16 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70654 Child killer turned paedophile Jon Venables has today announced he has told courts he doesn't care if he is "outed" or not. Holding up his two fingers he reportedly said "bring it on, tell 'em my name, tell 'em where I am" he then continued "forg... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:12:28 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70537 Joint-murderer of James Bulger Jon Venables, who has been returned to custody after allegedly violating the terms of his release, has been badly let down by Gordon Brown and his incompetent government, I was told by a senior figure with a handlebar m... Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:40:22 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70458 It was discovered tomorrow that the game of Chess is not of this world. Many people (thought to be on drugs) have experienced strange reactions when playing chess likened to 'visiting a Star Wars set only real' It appears that when the first move, ty... Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:16:51 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70694 In the latest update to the long running dispute involving British Airways and BA Cabin Crew it has been announced tonight that striking staff plan to implement two weeks of untold misery to the traveling public by actually turning up for work. In... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 23:32:14 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70489 A cat from a small town in Wiltshire is the first feline in Britain to receive an ASBO. Scratcher the Tabby from Wootten Bassett, who was recently awarded a Victoria Cross for bravery in Afghanistan, has become such a menace to the local community... Tue, 09 Mar 2010 23:13:38 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70708 BNP leader, Nick Griffin, was ousted by his party last night in an extraordinary general meeting of its leadership council. During the party's recent legal wranglings over its membership policy, their constitution, which requires would-be members... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 07:09:31 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70542 The three main political leaders - Gordon Brown, Nick Clegg & David Cameron, have committed themselves to three live man orgies during televisual prime time. The buggering sessions will be broadcast on channels that have yet to be decided, alt... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:16:35 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70714 Bakewell, Hampshire - The Kipling family announced today that Lionel Kipling, father to a nation of obese diabetics, died peacefully at home on Wednesday. He was 79. Although Mr Kipling was greatly admired by a cake-munching public, he had not in... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 09:56:06 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70658 Cash strapped colleges and Universities around the country are developing new courses to attract students in September. "It's simple, we need the money and so classes are now available in almost any subject imaginable," said one college official... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:03:40 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70507 There were shocking scenes this lunchtime as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom zone of Europe, Gordon Brown, flatly refused to answer any questions at Westminster. Sitting down on the front bench he sat with his arms folded and whispered to Cha... Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:47:55 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70469 Remember the 1964 Monte Carlo Rally and the winner Padraig Hopkirk in a Mini Cooper S? Well the 77 year old Paddy is still at it. Last night, just after midnight, Police finally stopped Hopkirk on Park Lane where he was clocked at 80 MPH in his... Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:23:42 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70472 The Mayor of London Boris Karloff-Johnson, today announced the release a £2m pound short film called ''HEAT 2''. To the dismay of the millions of cycle riders in London, the film goes on to show, not only how to rob a bank, but at the same time succe... Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:54:47 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70491 Foreign Secretary David Miliband has found himself at the centre of a political storm after eagle-eyed journalists spotted that travel advice for tourists visiting Grenada was allegedly altered to coincide with his planned family holiday to the islan... Tue, 09 Mar 2010 23:41:42 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70611 Dave Boy Beckham from Peckham is no relation to that other David Beckham the one that kicks balls,in fact he has a small flat in Peckham, where he tries to do dodgy deals selling all sorts off stuff that you definitely would not buy unless you just h... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:37:05 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70515 As part of his rehabilitation while in prison, child killer Jon Venables learned through a social services mail order course how to properly license, operate, and locate a child day care center in which working mothers could drop off their kiddies fo... Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:15:53 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70619 London - (God's Wanker Mess): The godmother of UK organised crime is suspected of being behind the grisly scenes in Fulham's Alderville Road this week. A mystery corpse was discovered under gangland boss Reggie Kray old mucker Roy Heath's patio... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:42:30 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70540 Pink-faced upper class twit and Tony Blair-Wanabee Tory Boy Leader David Cameron admits that wife Samantha is his very own Kok Wank-type style-guru, writes Fanny Twatter. The Boy Leader came clean in an interview on Radio Fuckwit yesterday when he... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:20:33 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70506 London - (Fraudian Slip): Whitehall shrinks assessed the 'psychologically floored' Prime Monster as mostly harmless and said he posed only a 'trivial risk' to the public, according to newly published archives. The analysis paved the way for the ma... Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:54:58 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70457 Edinburgh University is world renowned for it's research into the cult of cultism but psychologists there admit to being stunned and at a loss to analyse the behaviours of a group of Susan Boyle fanatics. "We often see examples of extreme behaviou... Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:02:28 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70528 Fulham - (Cadaver Mess): Forensic scientists examining the remains of a body discovered under a Fool'em patio are staying tightlipped. By late this afternoonn however police sources said the corpse buried in the back garden at 38A Alderville Roa... Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:05:46 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70509 The Irish Flying Squad, so named since they're usually drinking on duty, crushed a bizarre plot in Waterford, arresting more than 7 non working immigrants who had planned to abduct a local artist for 'blasphemy' against Cult Leader Bob Ross known for... Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:45:46 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70451 Susan Boyle, the lady with the voice that thrills, has left her Scottish mansion in the hands of a family member and has returned to her quaint wee hoose in Blackburn, West Lothian. It is reported that her guests, among them John Terry and Ashley... Tue, 09 Mar 2010 11:32:40 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70486 Nessy (known outside Bonnie Scotland as The Loch Ness Monster) has been kidnapped, or rather 'Nessynapped'. Nessy disappeared from the Loch in the early hours of Monday morning. A busload of Nessy fanatics arrived at the Loch at approximately 8:0... Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:48:20 GMT