http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1 Spoof News and Political Satire UK Headlines en Copyright 2009, TheSpoof.com Sat, 07 Nov 2009 15:03:01 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i62739 When London mayor, Boris Johnson was riding through the streets of London on this cycle, he came across a bunch of thugs who were dressed inpink hoodies who were in the process of mugging a young girl who screamed for help. Boris told In Seine New... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:09:51 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i62749 The Glasgow Glas-GAY festival has caused massive Christian protests becaust in one GAY PLAY Jesus is depicted as a transexual! Staunch Christians are protesting outside the theatre claiming that gays, transexuals, lesbians, dog-lovers, right to lo... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:37:30 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i62890 At last! Osama Bin Laden has been discovered in Derbyshire cave. 'It's a fair cop'. says Bin. Local pot-holing group, 'The Muff Divers Club', based in Muffton, Derbyshire, claimed yesterday that they had discovered Osama Bin Laden living in a lime... Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:05:31 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i62630 Malabo - (Coup Stark): "Scottish penal justice compassion is contagious," lawyers for pardoned coup plotter Simon Mann said today as their client walked out of jail 33 years early. Mann, 69, had been left to rot in an Equitable Life, er...Equatori... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 09:34:46 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i62623 The Government Administration and Governance Authority (GAGA) is pleased to announce that it has made a significant step forward in the development of its long-term strategy. It has now come to a clear and unambiguous position on the matter of policy... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 07:41:58 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i62767 A couple who had booked cheap seats with Cheap-n-air to Berlin for their wedding anniversary were asked to pay a surcharge of £150 by the airline company at Luton Airport this morning. The wife was in tears as she was looking forward to this trip... Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:53:01 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i62691 London Mayor and chair of the Metropolitan Police Authority gets hands on in camden. Boris Johhnson is seen running like a wild maniac through Camden Streets screaming obsenities. Following the scathing criticism leveled at Boris Johnson, the Mayo... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:02:19 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i62686 London - (Ain'tNothinButAHoundDog): Opus Dei rottweillers Bush and Blair were tonight blamed by failed Equatorial Guinea coup plotter Simon 'Dogs of Whore' Mann for the entire flaccid fiasco. Mann, 69, had been hired by Poodle Parlor groomer Sir M... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:15:49 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i62778 Victoria Beckham has reputedly put a £1,400 deposit on two micro pigs as a Christmas present for husband David. Local farmer Farmer Palmer, whose land adjoins the Beckhams fortress 'Beckingham Palace', told our reporter to, "Gerrof moi f****n land... Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:51:27 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i62761 A woman who planned on detonating stink bombs on the London Underground system told jurors at the Old Bailey today that she called off the attack at the last minute because she wasn't altogether sure that she'd closed the kitchen window, or left wate... Thu, 05 Nov 2009 02:52:00 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i62764 The search for dark matter has occupied the minds of many of the brightest scientists in the world. They can't see it and are continually searching for signs of its existence. In a surprising development progress on this area of research has come... Thu, 05 Nov 2009 04:58:06 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i62672 London - Prime Minister Gordon Brown announced today that all and any sexual relations will be outsourced to India beginning in January 2010. "We will do our bloody best to give our citizens the best and safest sex on the planet. Each sexual encou... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:50:50 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i62735 In a bid to cheer traditional conservative voters rattled by yesterday's ratification of the Lisbon treaty David Cameron announced today he would, if elected, bring back traditional "Old Money". My Cameron received a rapturous reception as he anno... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:57:08 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i62726 London - (Bonfire of the Insanities): A nasty swastika-shaped rash has appeared on the Queen's bottom after a spell in the Buckingham Palace tanning booth. HM had been topping up her sunkissed arse, er... right royal radience! - ahead of tomorrow'... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:48:30 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i62648 New computer enhanced photos showing Madeline McCann as she may look now have been released to press associations across Europe. The photographs show Maddy as a six year old girl with dark hair and a swarthy face. It seems obvious her parents ha... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:17:12 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i62629 A happy event has occurred in footballer Wayne Rooney's household with the arrival of a child which they have named Koi Carp Rooney. Mr Rooney was said to be totally pleased. Speaking from the photographic studio of KO Magazine and dangling hi... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 08:41:03 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i62728 Yorkshire, ENGLAND: Arthur Scargill the former British trade union and political party leader has hit out at his critics of the 1984-85 miners' strike. Arthur Scargill the President of the National Union of Mineworkers (NUM) from 1981 to 2000 and b... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:54:24 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i62779 Asian Tariq Phalid was yesterday cleared of shouting racial abuse at plump BNP leader Nick Griffin. Mr Phalid, speaking through an interpreter told reporters that he had not abused Mr Griffin, but had actually shouted, 'Get all these bloody spongi... Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:15:26 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i62658 STRONGMAN GEOFF CAPES is branching out into waterproofs. The genial giant, once the world's strongest man, has developed Capes Capes as an alternative to brollies. Said Geoff: "Umbrellas can be really heavy. It's alright if you're strong like m... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:09:01 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i62699 The debate over whether the death penalty should be reintroduced has exploded again following the arrest of one of Britain's worst offenders. Travelling salesman Keith Bastard, 48 was detained at Her Majesty's pleasure at The Old Bailey yesterday... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:40:50 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i62774 Greedy MPs were today laughing all the way to the bank at the public's expense. After publishing his blueprint for stamping out 'deplorable' expenses abuses, sleaze watchdog, Sir Christopher Kelly signalled to the indignant House of Common as Muck... Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:12:35 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i62655 Baroness Scotland, still fighting for her reputation after the 'illegal cleaner affair', has received a new blow to her prestige with allegations that she has been harbouring a gang of Somali pirates. The desperate immigrants were discovered hidin... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:48:35 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i62644 All mounted police in the UK were sacked today. This shock move comes about in the wake of fired drug adviser David Nutt's comments. Professor Nutt spoke about taking ecstasy being less dangerous than riding a horse. He was quickly relived of his... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:46:10 GMT