http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6 Spoof News and Political Satire Sport Headlines en Copyright 2009, TheSpoof.com Sat, 21 Nov 2009 03:03:17 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i62829 Manchester United and Engand dolt Wayne Rooney and his wife Coleen celebrated the birth of their first child recently, and have announced that, though the baby boy has been named Kai (laughs), he will most likely be known around the house as "Erm". Tue, 17 Nov 2009 05:13:00 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i63618 Stade De France: France 1-1 Rep. of Ireland. Thief'ry Hand'ry handles the ball twice before laying the ball off to William Gallas to put into the net, and give France an all important match equaliser and aggregate lead minutes from the end of extra-... Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:18:21 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i63494 Hilton, Park Lane, LONDON: On Tuesday, 17th November 2009, the LMA Hall of Fame 1,000 Club Dinner celebrated the success and longevity in the volatile world of professional football, those football managers who have managed 1,000 or more domestic le... Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:52:40 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i63407 Royal Albert Hall: Britain's best tennis star since Fred Perry emulated the great Tim Henman last night and walked off with the top prize at the prestigious 'Sport Brits Awards'. Andy Murray, our growling wild-haired prodigy of a champion who... Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:06:24 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i63507 There was consternation at Old Trafford this afternoon when officials there reported that the facial plastic surgery planned for Manchester United and England forward and new daddy, Wayne Rooney, had already "encountered difficulties". Apparently,... Wed, 18 Nov 2009 07:12:26 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i63511 LONDON - The Marylebone Cricket Club (MCC) today ruled out the sale of naming rights to the Lord's cricket ground after an approach from pub chain Hooters caused horrified cricket fans to spit into their morning cup of tea. The membership committe... Wed, 18 Nov 2009 09:16:45 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i63630 The Irish today asked the FA and SFA for a replay of their invasion and settlement by English and Scottish incomers that culminated in the total defeat of Ireland in the early 1600s. Ireland had never been a single nation until it was colonised by... Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:56:27 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i63617 The brave, fighting, bulldog Irish nearly stuffed the French Football team yesterday, only an act of pure corruption allowed the "Froggies" to hop through! The whole world saw it, only the blind, stupid, bought Ref didn't! Who wants the Irish w... Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:13:35 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i63043 Former Miami Dolphins QB Dan Marino has told reporters that he is considering changing his name after a series of embarrassing mix-ups which resulted in him becoming confused with the tiny landlocked European country of San Marino. Marino (Dan) to... Thu, 19 Nov 2009 02:15:17 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i63080 News just in from Old Trafford is that Manchester United and Englad forward Wayne Rooney is to attempt to curb his enthusiasm for criticising anything that moves, by having a muzzle fitted. Rooney is to be penalised by the FA for making comments t... Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:08:44 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i63426 Talladega - Jeff Gordon's decision to take advantage of President Obama's scheme to employ the ghetto's disavantaged black youngsters cost his seasoned pit crew their jobs today at Talladega. The decision to hire them and fire his existing crew w... Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:27:37 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i63442 Hull City today made a statement of intent way ahead of the January transfer window by sealing a deal to sign an unknown striker to bolster their forward line, in a bid to climb out of the Premier League relegation zone. The player, who, as I alre... Tue, 17 Nov 2009 06:55:10 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i63422 After sacking their national soccer manager George Burley, Scotland have had enough of "Anglo-cised" managers constantly cocking it up. The new search criteria is as follows: 1) He must be red-haired and have ginger freckles! 2) He must wea... Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:52:25 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i63357 Riot police had to be deployed earlier this afternoon in Wolverhampton, as crowd trouble broke out during the Scrabble match between bitter rivals Ted Hankey and Scott Waites. In a tense atmosphere at the Scrabble tournament, Hankey walked into th... Sun, 15 Nov 2009 16:39:20 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i63285 Doha Airport, Qatar: As part of the valuable PR trip, to help to jump-start England's shambolic 2018 World Cup bid campaign, the English FA scored another own-goal. The hugely influential president of the Qatar FA, Mohammed Bin Hammam, who is a... Sat, 14 Nov 2009 15:54:43 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i63365 As no football matches are now played in Britain without a minute's silence being held before them, for the death of somebody or other who had no connection with the matches or clubs involved in those matches, today a silence in memory of the tragic... Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:57:24 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i63276 Surrey - (Grand Prix): An outbreak of auto-erratic hysteria has seen the company recall its fleet amid complaints the follow-on formula-won buggies had become unhinged. A complete overhaul is now planned, grounding the marque's boy-racers and 2009... Sat, 14 Nov 2009 13:01:55 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i63241 The Irish are willing to attempt anything to beat the French in their play-off's for the World Cup finals in South Africa 2010. First they sent Irish/Italien trainer, Trappatoni to spy on them disguised as Roy Keane, this failed because the securi... Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:29:41 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i63215 A new Olympic sport has been announced that is set to debut at London 2012. 'Jumping on the Bandwagon' will be open only to established politicians, although officials are believed to be considering an exception for Simon Cowell and Katie Price. Fri, 13 Nov 2009 10:14:10 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i63291 Manchester United manager and gloom monkey Sir Alex 'Scotty' Ferguson has today been arrested, after an altercation in a nightclub in Kent. Sir Alex was downing gin in Rhubarb's Lounge in Sevenoaks when he spotted referee Alan Wiley across the room. Sat, 14 Nov 2009 18:35:38 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i63207 Fernando Monte Verde, the International Playboy, jet setter, and billionaire known as The World's Most Interesting Man fell asleep at The Dos Lagos Celebrity Golf Tournament yesterday. Tournament organizers, who were paying him a large fee for showi... Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:17:14 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i63332 Brazilian and English superstar footballers put on a show and millions of bored, more bored, very bored fans all fell asleep! Capellos decimated team playing at half pace in the searing heat of Daho failed to beat the Brazilian cracks and to be pe... Sun, 15 Nov 2009 12:39:54 GMT