http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6 Spoof News and Political Satire Sport Headlines en Copyright 2010, TheSpoof.com Tue, 16 Mar 2010 19:30:03 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i70847 Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has confirmed this morning that he is "unlikely" to want to sign Hull City goalkeeper Boaz Myhill at any time in the forseeable future. The announcement came after Wenger's side overcame Hull's stubborn resistance in... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 05:44:15 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i70864 Michael Owen has employed the same PR company as Wayne Bridge, Ashley Cole and John Terry in an attempt to get into the world cup squad. With the news that despite stepping down and having some girl he knew in the past sleeping with somebody he on... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 13:41:02 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i70866 David Beckham's achilles tendon has sensationally ruled itself out of the World Cup, after revelations that John Terry had an affair with its former girlfriend. Reports recently published in the tabloids describe how the Chelsea defender enjoyed a... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 13:48:17 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i70855 Hull City manager Phil Brown reacted to his side's unlucky last-gasp defeat to Arsenal at the KC Stadium at the weekend by announcing that, from today, he is to take up gardening. Brown watched as the Tigers, down to 10 men after George Boateng go... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 11:59:41 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i70898 Cheltenham - (Zodiac Mess): A brilliant St Patrick's Day conjunction of the awesome Pisces Sun and Uranus, the great awakener, can see 7/1 chance Twist Magic snatch the spoils in the Queen Mother Champion Chase from 4/7 antepost favorite Master Minde... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 21:29:07 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i70652 This summer, football comes to the big screen again, only this time it's a film worth watching. A new semi-fictitious comedy is due to be released to coincide with the start of the World Cup featuring a character uncannily similar to Liverpool's S... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 13:35:30 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i70793 Gloucestershire - (Shergar Mess): A death star sigil that has suddenly appeared on World Hurdle hopeful War of Attrition's hind quarters has sent fans of the Ryanair boss-owned gelding absolutely ballistic. Michael O'Leary's racing team is having... Sun, 14 Mar 2010 12:07:28 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i70667 A man was arrested on Merseyside today for impersonating the dodgy tickered, Liverpool manager. Kenny Ryan from the Pool, who looks uncannily like Rafa was attempting to board a bus near the famous Anfield ground when he got into a row about the lack... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 17:02:21 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i70721 Five times World Darts Champion Raymond Van Barneveld known to his fans as Barney,prefers Sylvester to Arnie. Not Sylvester the cat and the little bird Tweety its Sylvester Stallone he is talking about. Barney's Tweets on Twitter explain that his... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 11:13:32 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i70835 Who'd have thought Tevez would join the ranks of the Bad Boys of Football. Such a sweet innocent face he has. Maybe not the face of an angel, but certainly a face only a mother could love. Skinny blonde model tells all. Key word there being 'bl... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 00:10:41 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i70661 The reason for the shocking performance of Liverpool FC this season had almost been discovered today. Cleaners at Bell End Community Centre in Manchester investigated "muffled" noises coming from lockers in the changing rooms. Upon closer inv... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:54:26 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i70862 Achiles was a great warrior in fact he was named the greatest warrior in Homers Iliad. Not Homer Simpson by the way this Homer, was the great Greek epic poet who wrote the Iliad and the Oddysey. Achiles was such a great warrior that it was believe... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 13:32:36 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i70233 Linford Christie, better known in athletics circles as The Sausage Geezer, has announced that he is to return to the sport later this month, and expects to have gained full fitness in time for fans to see his enormous cock swinging on TV screens at t... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 03:04:20 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i70547 In order to spur the flagging interest of America's Race-car fans, the organization's bylaws were amended today to allow drivers to fire guns out of the windows of their cars to "impede, slow, or otherwise better the racer's progress against a compet... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 05:15:56 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i70907 The Greeks suffered a major blow in the Trojan War last night after losing one of their most famous heroes, Achilles, to an injury similar to that suffered by David Beckham in AC Milan's victory over Chievo. The incident happened after the big Gre... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 22:41:18 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i70867 Michael Schumaker has sensationally quit the world of motor racing yet again. Michael had apparently been for a job interview in a role which better suited his requirements, but after he had no response assumed he was unsuccessful so decided to go b... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 13:52:32 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i70648 Disaster strikes in Bahrain at the opening race of the 2010 grand prix. Maclaren, Ferrari et al have gone berserk at F1 chiefs as the new "no refuelling" rule comes into play. Coupled with the new lower weight restrictions on the race cars, vehi... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 11:52:06 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i70809 The NCAA revealed the brackets for the 2010 Basketball Tournament with no surprises. As usual, teams with 20 plus wins from the smaller conferences are seeded 40 to 65. This was done to allow teams from the power conferences (with fewer than 18 w... Sun, 14 Mar 2010 16:00:01 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i70607 "Golden Balls" David Beckham returned to Old Trafford and the whole blaze of publicity was turned into a rather "damp squid" after Rooney and Co spoilt his party In fact Sir Alex was so overjoyed at stuffing Beckhams present team of OAP,s, AC Mila... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:49:02 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i70834 Ashley Cole was in yet another tight spot yesterday. He was literally curled up in a fetal position in the boot of his own car, sobbing and bubbling about his non-meeting with Cheryl. Cheryl is laughing all the way to the bank but a close friend... Sun, 14 Mar 2010 23:27:33 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i70830 There were reports yesterday that administration stricken Portsmouth have enlisted the help of the skull faced Baron Samedi, a villain in the James Bond movie 'Live and let die', in their attempt to fight off relegation. A source close to the club... Sun, 14 Mar 2010 20:23:59 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i70888 Tiger Woods is about to start "swinging" again, a PGA spokesman is about to divulge the dates and Tigers "Golfies" (Golfing Groupies) just cannot wait. They've been starved of Tiger "swinging it" "hole-in-one-ing it" and "putting it" after hours. Mon, 15 Mar 2010 18:20:58 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i70616 Rafa Benitez has been sacked as manager of Liverpool FC following yet another defeat. The board took their decision immediately after the defeat tonight by Lille in the Europa league. Sammy Lee, Benitez's assistant is likely to take charge of first t... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:01:43 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i70789 "Unless they want to find themselves the subject of a huge lawsuit, they better knock off using the word 'football' for their wussy game and this includes 'futbol', as well." This statement was attributed to Knute Redknuckle, the football commission... Sun, 14 Mar 2010 06:31:22 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i70536 Manchester United only managed to slip four past AC Milan last night. Which means it took eleven players all night to score on four separate occasions: not an impressive strike-rate. Not up to Ashley Cole's high standards. And it all looked even... Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:06:53 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i70533 As all the gory details are gradually rising to the fore regarding the Glazer family's ruthless financial exploitation of Manchester United FC, we decided that it was high time we investigated whether there was a case to answer, or whether the Manche... Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:32:26 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i70538 Victoria Beckham left Old Trafford last night in an absolute rage after seeing husband David roundly booed by Manchester United fans when he came on as a substitute for Milan in his first match as an opponent since leaving Old Trafford for Real Madri... Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:11:58 GMT