http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6 Spoof News and Political Satire Sport Headlines en Copyright 2009, TheSpoof.com Sat, 07 Nov 2009 15:03:02 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i62770 Newcastle United fans are waking up fuming this morning at the prospect of their home ground being renamed. Mike Ashley assured a press conference there is no law against renaming the club. "I looked it up in my Subbuteo rule book." He said. T... Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:50:25 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i62808 Bruno, Nephew of Ayrton Senna, three times World Champion, has been signed by F1 Newcomer Campos it was announced Saturday. "It is a great pleasure to welcome Bruno in the team; for Campos Meta 1 it is an extraordinary honour to be returning the n... Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:14:56 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i62881 NFL Sportscade - NFL All Pro Linbacker, Mike 'Steamroller' Henry, voiced a controversial opinion about British soccer, or 'football,' when interviewed by London's Channel 4 sports news today. Henry compared American football to the mainly British gam... Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:19:46 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i62620 Cooperstown, New York- In a surprise move, President Barack Obama has been voted into the Cooperstown Baseball Hall of Fame by the Baseball Writers Association of America. Hall of Fame, spokesperson Laddie "Slider" Inn stated that he realized tha... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:01:16 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i62670 No one knows exactly how 'Dung Rolling' started in Africa, but it is thought that early settlers became fascinated with a species of scarab that rolls a large ball of animal dung around from place to place. It is commonly known as a Dung Beetle. Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:37:20 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i62785 Liverpool ace Ryan Babel was forced into a grovelling apology last night after his wonder strike against French pace-setters Olympique Lyonnais caused outbreaks of joy on Merseyside. Liverpool's continued presence in the Champions League was hangi... Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:57:16 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i62632 Liverpool Manager Rafael Benitez has blasted back at his critics, in a furious public tirade shortly before he was scheduled for his pre-match press conference ahead of Liverpool's champions league encounter with Lyon. "All the time I hear what t... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 09:11:26 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i62871 Blushing Meadows - (Hawkeye): "About five in the morning," Maria Sharapova confided today, "I get this throbbing. Like I'd just gone grand slam with Rafa on that vibrating pommel horse of his. Whoa!" Interviewed this weekend by LA FagHagSlagMag'... Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:37:13 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i62860 It's every parent's ultimate defining moment, and it was no different for Manchester United and England football star Wayne Rooney and his wife Coleen this week, when their new baby spoke his first word - "Erm". The bouncing baby boy, who the Roon... Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:52:41 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i62730 The Tottenham Manager Harry Redknapp is believed to be furious over an allegation that he "pinched the bottom" of his Arsenal counterpart in the tunnel shortly after the conclusion of Saturday's derby. "If I'm being honest, Wenger has just gone do... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:07:33 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i62676 The Indianapolis Colt's Center, Geoff Sunday, has told quarterback Peyton Manning to quit screwing around back there and call the play, already. "He calls the play, we get lined up and the next thing I know he's shouting numbers and messages all o... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:59:25 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i62628 Extraordinary scenes outside Old Trafford were reported this afternoon, when it was confirmed that the Liverpool v. Manchester United Premier League game which was played last weekend is to be replayed, as United didn't win. The decision was annou... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 07:43:06 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i62727 Arsenal Manager Arsene Wenger shocked the footballing world today, when he claimed Harry Redknapp copped a feel of his bottom, shortly after the Arsenal Tottenham match on Saturday. Wenger admits the astonishment he felt after what he described a... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:47:30 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i62790 Sir Alex Ferguson's famously coined catch-phrase may have come back to haunt him ahead of his teams much anticipated match at Stamford Bridge this weekend. Often intended to denote a nervous time or period of the season for one or more football te... Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:17:11 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i62737 There was no shortage of drama today, ahead of this evenings champions league fixtures. Liverpool Manager Rafa Benitez claimed he could return to the playing field if the current form of his side does not improve. "I knew we were lacking depth. Wi... Thu, 05 Nov 2009 06:32:44 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i62834 Arsenal Coach Arsene Wenger was full of praise for his players and club, ahead of his teams weekend fixture at Wolves. "Just because I say Van Persie is the best striker in the premiership at the moment, does not mean all our other players aren't... Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:28:58 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i62626 A distressed Colleen Shop-A-Lot, aka Mrs Rooney, gave birth completely alone today! Out of sheer concern the Manchester General Hospital urgently rang around to locate the whereabouts of the alleged father. After extensive searching, the hospital... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 05:51:29 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i62846 Arsenal Manager Arsene Wenger has refuted suggestions that his teams failure to capture a trophy in almost five years is a direct result of the sale of all of his best players. "I do not think this was a wrong move. Not winning a trophy in this lo... Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:30:25 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i62701 Los Angeles Galaxy Boss Bruce Arena claims mid-nineties hip-hop rivalries between the East and West coasts have inspired his team to greater heights. "I'm from New York myself, so of course back in the day I was riding for Biggie", Arena admitted... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:34:58 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i62476 Helsinki, Finland - It has been announced that the new international sport 'Booger Flinging' today and will be included at London 2012. Booger Flinging will be highlighted as an up and coming sport according to officials with its own set of strin... Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:13:04 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i62831 News is just emerging from Argentina that police hunting the vicious attackers of fomer Argentine footballing hero Fernando Caceres, have said that the culprits, when captured, will be turned into prime South American corned beef. Caceres, 40, pla... Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:27:24 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i62787 NEW YORK CITY - The New York Yankees have just won the 2009 World Series. They defeated the Philadelphia Phillies in game six 7 to 3. And in capturing the world baseball title, Yankees owner George Steinbrenner has shown the sports world what spen... Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:55:32 GMT