http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6 Spoof News and Political Satire Sport Headlines en Copyright 2012, TheSpoof.com Wed, 08 Feb 2012 23:30:05 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i104200 Indianapolis -- Congress is gambling that a determined group of Patriots can again save the United States from collapse. The lawmakers are betting $15 trillion that the New England Patriots will defeat the New York Giants in Super Bowl XLVI. "If N... Sat, 04 Feb 2012 17:41:21 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i104223 Preparations for the Super Bowl were thrown into disarray this morning when it was announced that Tim Tebow and David Beckham have joined the squads as last minute wild cards. The NFL are thought to introduced the new rule to allow wildcards afte... Sun, 05 Feb 2012 09:37:59 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i104243 INDIANAPOLIS - Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were at Super Bowl XLVI (46) and they were both ecstatic that for once the focus was not on them but on the football field where the New York Giants defeated the New England Patriots 21-17 to become the S... Mon, 06 Feb 2012 13:45:17 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i104256 BILLINGSGATE POST - Despite his second-half heroics, Eli Manning could not overcome the lead built by Madonna during the half-time show yesterday and fell short in his bid to win his second Super Bowl MVP award. Instead, "Embalmer to the Stars," Whi... Mon, 06 Feb 2012 16:45:17 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i104266 INDIANAPOLIS - Gisele Bundchen has just become the most famous WAG (Wife or Girlfriend of sports players) in professional sports. She has even surpassed Jason Kidd's ex-wife Joumana who used to make all kinds of unsolicited sports comments about t... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 02:29:15 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i104279 ESPN Entertainment Division plans a new version of the Brady Bunch. This edition will have handsome, eligible Tom marry the beautiful Bundchen. The fly in the ointment is that Bundchen hates Brady's little boys. She thinks they couldn't play catc... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 15:11:15 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i103028 Meet Chapel Hill resident Jason Barbera, squatting in his booth at the Dreyfuss Diner. We asked this passionate Duke fan what he thought of the cuisine at the local hotspot. "The half frozen, watery jambalaya tastes like tinned fish," he said, som... Thu, 29 Dec 2011 02:25:33 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i103526 FOXBORO, Ma. - Tom Brady and God's favorites, the New England Patriots, opened up a can of old-fashioned whoop-bottom on the Denver Broncos, beating them 45-10 in the AFC title game. It did not, however, take four quarters for Tim Tebow to realize... Sun, 15 Jan 2012 13:37:01 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i103451 DENVER - One of the most popular quarterbacks in the NFL Tim Tebow has stated that he is just thankful to be lucky enough to be a member of professional football. The Denver Broncos quarterback, who wears number 15, has become a sports hero as he... Fri, 13 Jan 2012 06:18:11 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i103687 David Beckham is to remain at LA Galaxy after signing a new two-year deal with the club. The former England captain, 36, had been linked with a move to Forest Green Rovers in the English non-league but decided to stay at the team he joined in 2007... Thu, 19 Jan 2012 08:32:00 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i102578 LOS ANGELES - Saying that it is simply just a business matter and nothing more, Los Angeles Lakers owner Jerry Buss [Pronounced: BUS] today issued a statement that he is seriously considering trading Derek Fisher to Slovenia. Buss stated that cont... Sat, 10 Dec 2011 04:21:06 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i102493 London, England - The 2012 Summer Olympic Games, scheduled to take place in London from 27 July to 12 August 2012 were officially canceled today after the International Olympic Committee was unable to comes to terms with Bert Poppins, head of the Eng... Tue, 06 Dec 2011 19:36:22 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i103180 NEW YORK - In a joint statement from St. Andrews and USGA Headquarters in New Jersey, the two governing bodies who serve as primary stewards of the rules of golf, announced today that "Titanium Tiger" sternum implants have been approved for immediate... Tue, 03 Jan 2012 17:23:47 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i103163 NEW YORK CITY - Eli Manning and his New York Giants defeated the Dallas Cowboys 31 to 14 dashing the Cowboys hopes of making it to the NFL playoffs once again. And the defeat left many of the Dallas fans shaking their collective heads and wonderin... Tue, 03 Jan 2012 00:33:31 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i103689 The World of Sport was rocked to its very foundations when it was announced that David Beckham has signed a new two-year deal at LA Galaxy. Many thought that the football star wanted to return home to the UK as soon as possible with his wife Thin... Thu, 19 Jan 2012 09:20:21 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i102646 DALLAS - Perhaps Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones can use his influence with the rest of the NFL owners and see about making a new NFL rule doing away with the fourth quarter. For the second week in a row the Cowboys have had the outcome of the ga... Mon, 12 Dec 2011 20:52:10 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i103470 WASHINGTON, D.C. - The way things are going, there very well could be another basketball divorce in the future for yet another one of the infamous Kardashian attention-seeking sisters. Bedroom Pillow Talk has learned that Khloe Kardashian is seeki... Mon, 16 Jan 2012 06:37:27 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i104077 NEW YORK, N.Y. -- In a dramatic and controversial move to boost television ratings, Fox News today announced the quarterback of this weekend's losing Super Bowl team will be electrocuted on a special live show following the game. A Fox spokesman said... Wed, 01 Feb 2012 11:14:03 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i103894 The big boy is on his way to Detroit, thanks to a multi year contract worth well over $200 million. Fans and several snack food vendors appear to be thrilled at the opportunity to see the big man pound hot dogs and homers too, in his new home at Com... Wed, 25 Jan 2012 21:59:56 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i102611 LOS ANGELES - Lamar Odom, the Los Angeles Lakers sixth man, or rather former sixth man is now Lakers history. The 6-foot-10-inch basketball player, who also stars in the E! Network cable reality show Lamar & Khloe, is needless to say one very... Sun, 11 Dec 2011 14:47:11 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i103053 PITTSBURGH - After adamantly stating that hell would freeze over and all of the Kardashians would move to Armenia before he would change his last name Ben Roethlisberger has changed his mind. "Big Ben" as he is known by his Tweeter fans has been t... Fri, 30 Dec 2011 05:28:40 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i103309 New York City - A homeless woman here cried out to God to help her find food to feed her and her three year-old child, saying, "Oh, please, God. Don't let my baby die!" God replied an hour later. "I had to tell her 'no way,'" God said. "I realize... Sat, 07 Jan 2012 19:47:12 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i103015 The Indiana Hoosiers have launched into college basketball liberty this season under the leadership of Tom Crean. On an unbeaten 12-0 foundation, the Hoosiers are resurfacing the cultural image of Indiana basketball and building an utter database of... Wed, 28 Dec 2011 16:56:52 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i104054 Indianapolis -- Football fans watching Super Bowl XLVI can remain seated during the pregame ceremonies this year, because the singing of The Star-Spangled Banner will be preempted by a television commercial for Dodge trucks. "At $7 million a minut... Tue, 31 Jan 2012 17:14:45 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i102633 A week after Dallas Cowboys coach Jason Garret gave the NFL world the icing by icing kicker Dan Baily, he has now followed up by bringing the cake to the show. Fortunately for Dan Baily he should do well in the cold this winter as he was iced again... Mon, 12 Dec 2011 08:48:23 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i102750 HOLLYWOOD - Former Los Angeles Lakers Lamar Odom and his wife Khloe Kardashian, stars of the cable network show Lamar & Khloe are not the only basketball couple whose day-to-day exploits America gets to see. Word out of Tinsel Town is that Lak... Sat, 17 Dec 2011 00:51:11 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i103264 The London Olympic organisers have today revealed that thousands of tickets to the London 2012 Olympics have now suddenly become available. In a hastily-convened press reception at the Old Vic in the East End of London, Lord Notcoe, a spokesperso... Fri, 06 Jan 2012 12:37:25 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i102786 CUCAMONGA - Tiger Woods participated in the Second Annual Heidi Montag Invitational Golf Tournament over the weekend. The Cucamonga Chit-Chat Chronicle is reporting that Woods is extremely upset at being the victim of a hot dog throwing incident w... Mon, 19 Dec 2011 04:54:13 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i104022 Pro soccer player, amateur sleuth, ex-con, the new "Mon Dieu" (Eric Cantona for non-soccer fans and people who have had their heads in the sands for the last decade) and super philosopher, Joey Barton, has admitted that his uncle is a "Homo-Sapien"!... Mon, 30 Jan 2012 17:09:06 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i103419 LOS ANGELES - In a move that many Los Angeles Laker fans knew was coming, Sports Territory Magazine is reporting that the Lakers may be trading the 31-year-old, 6-foot-8-inch Luke Walton. The Lakers management stated that they are currently in ta... Thu, 12 Jan 2012 16:49:02 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i102718 DENVER - Lately it seems that we are seeing more and more NFL games where certain players seem to think that they can simply violate established rules and regulations and get away with it. NFL fans have seen the likes of dirty players such as Ndam... Thu, 15 Dec 2011 15:50:17 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i102724 NEW YORK CITY - One thing for sure New York Yankees superstar and multi-millionaire Derek Jeter, 37, will never ever go broke. One of the pin stripe heroes overnight girlfriends identified as Buffy "Peaches" Rosenbeaver, 26, informed Carolina Chi... Thu, 15 Dec 2011 20:33:32 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i103576 Foxborough - Although Tim Tebow and the Denver Broncos were soundly defeated by the New England Patriots Saturday night, leggy Patriot cheerleader Cassandra Williams declared that she had found God through the eyeblack message on Tebow's cheeks that... Mon, 16 Jan 2012 21:57:04 GMT