http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5 Spoof News and Political Satire Science & Technology en Copyright 2010, TheSpoof.com Mon, 15 Mar 2010 17:30:03 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i70827 Here at TheSpoof.Com World Science and Technology Institute we are always on the look out for new technology to amaze our avid readers with. Then we like to look at it scientifically and use lots of strange words that only straight men and perhaps th... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 13:02:19 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i70752 The big question going around these days is 'Did We Get Our Recent Technology Off Aliens?' Well today we are going to find out. Not that the World Wide Weirdos will take a blind bit of notice of the word "NO". As you can see we are taking a well b... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 19:16:33 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i70782 Prostrate cancer, a form of cancer that occurs in people who spend more than 95% of their time reclining on their couches watching T.V. or playing video games, should not be confused with prostate cancer, a cancer that usually affects men, says the A... Sun, 14 Mar 2010 04:30:29 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i70729 Professor Karl Carlton known as the nutty professor, claims that the FBI and the CIA, have powerful satellite mind controlling weapons, that can control the minds of people they have under surveillance. There are disturbing reports that scientists... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 11:54:14 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i70628 Judith Beckinsdale, aged 56 and from Billingsgate has set a new world record for talking nonstop. Judith, a self proclaimed 'fish wife' rambled on for 5 hours and 24 minutes yesterday in her front room of all places. She beat the previous record by 6... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 23:27:39 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i70705 In a shocking leak we have learnt from NHS sources that most GPs are now even too busy to treat each other. According to a soon to be released report we have learnt that a shocking 95% of GPs are simply far too busy attending parties, golf tournam... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 06:41:52 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i70666 Dictionaries are about to explain the many UK 'slang' terms, or Dissess as they are known by opening our eyes (and ears) to many of our youth's put downs. Terms such as "You're a right Gordon," (referring to a feckless idiot likely to squander loa... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 16:38:02 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i70704 In an astounding new report a group of scientists from the University of Stoned California have announced that you genuinely are as young as you feel. Following on from other research not even remotely related to greenhouse gasses or melting iceca... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 05:32:18 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i69363 According to an English university study the order of letters in a word doesn't matter, the only thing that's important is that the first and last letter of every word is in the correct position if four letters long or longer. The rest can be jumbled... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 15:41:08 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i70653 The scientific community was rocked yesterday by claims that the world may not revolve around the sun as previously thought and may in fact revolve around two-year-old Molly Jones from Little Clarendon Street, Oxford. Professor David Jones of Oxfo... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 13:50:52 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i70460 Scientists in Sweden have discovered a direct correlation between the desirability of a mobile (cell) phone and their destructibility. In other words, the more desirable a phone is, the more easily it is destroyed, whilst the converse is true, and... Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:34:41 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i70514 The Large Hadron Collider (not to be confused with the small one) is to close next year, well for the school holidays at least. At a cost 80 gazillion Euros and covering the equivalent of 140 NCP car parks the collider has been dogged by problems... Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:10:45 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i70521 Women with larger breasts are not more intelligent than their flat chested counterparts according to a $10,000,000 government funded study carried out by the University of Georgia. Accademics discovered that there was no corrilation between a woma... Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:33:30 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i70158 The Earth's warming and consequent melting of glaciers high atop the Swiss Alps has led to huge amounts of prehistoric junk being exposed. Once thought to be pristine in their natural beauty, the previously snow covered mountains are now being re... Thu, 04 Mar 2010 01:54:57 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i69984 Boris, a 16 pound tabby from Eugene, Oregon, has caught and eaten dozens of song birds over the last nine years. During the last few years his meow has changed from a gruff kitty to a melodious meow with notes and cadence similar to the Western M... Mon, 01 Mar 2010 23:37:52 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i70041 XYZ Research today announced a new patent for equipment that makes it easier to exhume bodies. Named 'The Sleuth' XYZ has developed a new use of arthroscopic operation technology whereby bodies deep in the ground can be probed and sampled for... Tue, 02 Mar 2010 19:40:19 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i70345 A scout troop from Blackpool set out to show Newton's law of motion in action. According to the law, every action has an equal and opposite reaction. Although the example used in modern day science books would be alien to Sir Isaac, it is stated t... Sun, 07 Mar 2010 09:35:42 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i70463 Sleep experts Donald Sleep-nightly and Janice Kip were in agreement yesterday over the emphasis on not needing a good nights sleep.Donald was quoted as saying 'It seems that is just as good to THINK about sleeping as it is to actually sleep'. The... Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:36:44 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i70498 Scientists from around the world have gathered together for a conference to agree once and for all on what exactly killed off all the dinosaurs so many millions of years ago. They have reached the agreement that it was an meteor strike that made the... Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:42:11 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i70494 Santiago,Chile. In this South American country, the capitol moved 20 feet farther West. Buenos Aires also jumped just slightly Westward. But other issues connected with the shaking earth have appeared. Scientists have calculated that the planet's... Wed, 10 Mar 2010 04:31:51 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i70378 According to newly fudged data released by scientists today, the Ozone hole, traditionally said to be over Antarctica, has now broken free from Earth's stratosphere and is drifting towards the moon. Though the news was greeted with cheers by most... Sun, 07 Mar 2010 20:26:33 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i70072 Sucking a man's penis can be extremely good for his health, claims a report published on a railway station bog wall this week. The report, found in the end cubicle of the Gents' toilets in the railway station at Stockport, near Manchester, claims... Wed, 03 Mar 2010 03:38:56 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i70705 In a shocking leak we have learnt from NHS sources that most GPs are now even too busy to treat each other. According to a soon to be released report we have learnt that a shocking 95% of GPs are simply far too busy attending parties, golf tournam... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 06:41:52 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i70628 Judith Beckinsdale, aged 56 and from Billingsgate has set a new world record for talking nonstop. Judith, a self proclaimed 'fish wife' rambled on for 5 hours and 24 minutes yesterday in her front room of all places. She beat the previous record by 6... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 23:27:39 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i70666 Dictionaries are about to explain the many UK 'slang' terms, or Dissess as they are known by opening our eyes (and ears) to many of our youth's put downs. Terms such as "You're a right Gordon," (referring to a feckless idiot likely to squander loa... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 16:38:02 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i70752 The big question going around these days is 'Did We Get Our Recent Technology Off Aliens?' Well today we are going to find out. Not that the World Wide Weirdos will take a blind bit of notice of the word "NO". As you can see we are taking a well b... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 19:16:33 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i69363 According to an English university study the order of letters in a word doesn't matter, the only thing that's important is that the first and last letter of every word is in the correct position if four letters long or longer. The rest can be jumbled... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 15:41:08 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i70782 Prostrate cancer, a form of cancer that occurs in people who spend more than 95% of their time reclining on their couches watching T.V. or playing video games, should not be confused with prostate cancer, a cancer that usually affects men, says the A... Sun, 14 Mar 2010 04:30:29 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i70729 Professor Karl Carlton known as the nutty professor, claims that the FBI and the CIA, have powerful satellite mind controlling weapons, that can control the minds of people they have under surveillance. There are disturbing reports that scientists... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 11:54:14 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i70704 In an astounding new report a group of scientists from the University of Stoned California have announced that you genuinely are as young as you feel. Following on from other research not even remotely related to greenhouse gasses or melting iceca... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 05:32:18 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i70827 Here at TheSpoof.Com World Science and Technology Institute we are always on the look out for new technology to amaze our avid readers with. Then we like to look at it scientifically and use lots of strange words that only straight men and perhaps th... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 13:02:19 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i70653 The scientific community was rocked yesterday by claims that the world may not revolve around the sun as previously thought and may in fact revolve around two-year-old Molly Jones from Little Clarendon Street, Oxford. Professor David Jones of Oxfo... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 13:50:52 GMT