http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5 Spoof News and Political Satire Science & Technology en Copyright 2009, TheSpoof.com Sat, 07 Nov 2009 15:03:02 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing Science & Technology http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i62751 Hot on the news that internet domain names can now be created and registered in languages other than those based on Greek characters, Megakey Company has announced a new line of computer keyboards that accommodate five languages. Based on the stan... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:14:21 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i62638 Harold Flunce has writen over 23 books on UFO's and the paranormal and recently completed an exhaustive study on Earth-humor and why we laugh at jokes, stories, spoofs, and cartoons. "It seems laughing makes us inhale more oxygen and therefore ou... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:52:44 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i62713 DETROIT, MI: While many blame the prevalence of fast food and poor eating habits on the nation's current weight problem, a renown scientist in Detroit has discovered a mutant genetic strain that may suggest otherwise. Dr. Katz, director of the Medi... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:55:30 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i62679 Yesterday, Prof. Elvira Morgan has made a bold prediction that had her contemporaries nervous and anxious: "All Earthly life will end in a scant four hours!" Her predictions were broadcast across the US by media and the internet. Hundreds of thous... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:48:23 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i62639 New Brunswick, NJ - The Fellowship of Gonad Pleasures Institute issued a 200 page 'white paper' report on a medical condition that over 98% of men experience in their lifetime....'Hot sticky balls!' "Sticky balls hinder us in sports, the bedroom,... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:52:07 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i62826 DENVER, Co -Scientists have developed a map of the smell emanating from different regions of the human body, according to my source, Dr. Sten Chisbad, of Boulder. Some of the smells help keep us healthy by playing a key role in social functions, s... Fri, 06 Nov 2009 07:28:08 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i62891 NASA is making its technology available to catch the slimming diet cheaters. Eight out of ten dieting couples are cheating on their partners by eating secretly and ruining the morale at home because they get fatter however strict would appear thei... Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:27:58 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i62747 PAYSON, AZ - According to Dr. Blacken E. Ye, head astronomer at the highest telescope in Arizona Mercury is quite the "iron planet". Nasa's Messenger probe has spotted what look like crushed clunkers on the surface of the planet. These iron rich... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:10:30 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i62892 Scientists in Utrecht in The Netherlands have discovered that eating pastry products can greatly increase virility, decrease the chances of heart disease and give a feeling of general well-being. Dr Strabismus, whom God preserve of Utrecht, told t... Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:27:51 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i62830 The snows capping Kilimanjaro, Africa's tallest peak, are shrinking far more rapidly than ever before, and could vanish altogether in the next 20 years, says a US study. There was worse news, however, when it was also claimed that Kilimanjaro, its... Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:37:43 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i62825 DENVER, Colo - A scientist is mad because horse genes match his so closely, he suspects a horse is his father. According to my source, Dr. Mare, the genes of a wild Arabian have been completely decoded by the mad scientist, a Dr. Whinny. The work... Fri, 06 Nov 2009 07:14:15 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i62721 A large rift which has opened in the desert of Ethiopia will eventually become a large ocean says noted scientist Caswell Goodbody from Rochester University. The rift which suddenly opened last year was further defined by localized volcanic activi... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:28:49 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i62645 Cristal, the makers of the incredibly popular CD jewel case have patented a breakthrough that threatens to revolutionise the music industry. In recent years, CD sales have been declining as wary music buyers switch to downloaded MP3 and iTunes mus... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:47:04 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i62754 Following an exhaustive seven year study by an international field of noted researchers and scientists, the pure act of sex was discovered to be the only real cure for the lack of sex. Though many activities, dietary changes and drug substances we... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:41:23 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i62635 A dark secret was revealed in Science Fair magazine when Melvin Harris told the sordid secrets of the peanut butter industry. It's a secret so well guarded that giant food processors don't want you to know anything about a popular and cheap staple!... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:21:27 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i62667 Vienna, Austria - At the Nodblink Institute, researchers have stumbled on an important link in helping men live longer. There have been connections made before, but doctors at the famed Institute have finally cemented all the pieces together. Doct... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:51:09 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i62481 Recent budgetary cutbacks at NASA have raised eyebrows about approved training methods for new astronauts. Many feel the safety of future flight crews could be in jeopardy. New trainees are forced to use out-dated space suits, used underwear, and... Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:52:24 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i62499 With people queueing around the loo block for hours to be first to try the new Apple i-Toilet, executives from the company claimed it was their best launch ever. With the bottom falling out of many people's world, the new i-Toilet provides a high-... Sat, 31 Oct 2009 17:58:58 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i62591 Mount Palomar, CA (IPP)- The International Astronomical Union (IAU) has issued a recall for the Leonid meteor shower which originally had been scheduled for the nights of November 17th and 18th. Dr. Povenmire Finootch is the self appointed preside... Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:35:59 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i62439 Google has stunned the Internet community by including a comment on their search page which can only be described as a paradox. When the Google search page first opens, the sentence 'This space intentionally left blank' is displayed below the page c... Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:55:58 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i62369 Palermo, Italy Linked to infectious disease research conducted by the Palermo Institute for Pretty Decent Health, common toe jam was found to be the best cure for sever hangover. Accidental hangover benefits were discovered after performing c... Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:29:37 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i62583 Pre-order sales of Microsoft Windows 7, due for release any time now, have soared in recent weeks. Such has been the demand, that on pre-order sales alone, Amazon have announced that it outstripped the previous record holder Harry Potter and the D... Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:03:49 GMT