http://www.thespoof.com/ Spoof News and Political Satire Front Page en Copyright 2012, TheSpoof.com Sat, 04 Feb 2012 17:30:06 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/ 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing Front Page http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i104181 The British Royal family is reported to be changing House with the House of Windsor about to become the House of Lambert. A report in British tabloid, the Daily Rats, confirmed that the Queen will be succeeded by none other than singer, Adam Lambe... Sat, 04 Feb 2012 01:00:12 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104161 INDIANAPOLIS - The Midwestern town of Indianapolis will be home to Super Bowl XLVI (46) between the Giants of New York and the Patriots of New England or as Sports Territory Magazine's Tango Brisket refers to the two teams, The Apple Guys Vs. The Tea... Sat, 04 Feb 2012 08:10:40 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104179 BILLINGSGATE POST - The Labor Department announced today that the 240,000 increase in jobs did not include the record number of pimps and Czars installed by President Obama in the administration. It is estimated that the number of czars in the Oba... Sat, 04 Feb 2012 00:16:30 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104164 In an interview this morning at Caesar's Palace on the Vegas strip, Mitt Romney attempted to alleviate the fears of the poor with regard to his candidacy. "The problem we've had with this media led charge against me, is that it is all completely o... Fri, 03 Feb 2012 17:14:21 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104162 Hot magazine's eagerly awaited annual survey of the world's sexiest women - which independent arbitrators have established has scientific value because it includes maths and stuff - has unexpectedly named former US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice... Fri, 03 Feb 2012 16:57:41 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104167 Pennsylvania legislature voted unanimously Friday April 8th 2011 to provide Bovine subsidies to cattle farmers to help them comply with their ultra strict Pennsylvania Climate Change Act of July 2008. This subsidy will reimburse farmers $1,000 per a... Fri, 03 Feb 2012 18:24:00 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104165 In a startling reverse of policies dating from the Revolutionary period, the U.S. has suspended the constitution and instituted censorship of all satire whether written or spoken. Comedians and writers are left stunned, as much as by facing the need... Fri, 03 Feb 2012 17:24:03 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i103815 Washington, D.C.-President Obama has been urged by gay rights activists to once again consider gay marriage after another very public falling out with his wife, Michelle. Rumors about the couple's difficulties have been circulating for months but too... Tue, 31 Jan 2012 22:04:55 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i103845 WASHINGTON, D.C. - There are some political rumblings in the White House concerning Vice-President Joe Biden and the fact that he may not be on the 2012 Presidential ticket with President Obama. Sinclair Petaluma with The Political Salad Bar is re... Fri, 03 Feb 2012 05:50:34 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104006 Yes you heard it right Sweet innocent little Miley Cyrus was heard saying at a birthday party, "she loved the taste of that sweet black penis". And why wouldn't she love the taste. It was an X-rated birthday cake she had purchased for her BF Liam... Tue, 31 Jan 2012 09:31:32 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104034 CANCUN, Mexico - American Idol judge Jennifer Lopez and her new love interest Caspar Smart were down in sunny Mexico frolicking flirtatiously on the beach as they enjoyed their stay at The Ole Toro Resort Hotel. J.Lo whose personality has become e... Tue, 31 Jan 2012 04:05:54 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104038 It was a peaceful opening night at Joan, a short-lived New York restaurant owned by the family of pop singer, Lady Gaga. Thankfully, no one customers nor staff sustained any serious injuries as well a team of seismologists was called in to prove that... Tue, 31 Jan 2012 01:29:10 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104039 HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell, the man behind X-Factor has just demonstrated why one of his many nicknames "The Count of Cruelty" fits him to a T...shirt. The 52-year-old entrepreneur who brought American Idol, America's Got Talent, and X-Factor to the... Tue, 31 Jan 2012 13:57:39 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104041 In the Florida's Everglades National Park an alien species of python, the Burmese version, attempted to swallow an alligator whole, in its entirety and still alive. The python measured 3,9 metres and the alligator a mere 6 foot (1,9 metres), an un... Tue, 31 Jan 2012 11:25:57 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104042 McLEAN, Va. - The nation is in utter shock to learn this week that the taxpayer-owned mortgage giant, Freddie Mac, is actually out to turn a profit. For the past two years, Freddie Mac has been placing multibillion-dollar bets that homeowners won'... Tue, 31 Jan 2012 19:53:51 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104044 HOLLYWOOD - Alexander Skarsgard as the ultimate epic battle hero? You better believe it! After auditioning countless movie heartthrobs over the past few weeks, casting director and honorable British Lord, Alf Starling, has finally made a decision o... Tue, 31 Jan 2012 12:29:30 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104045 The wildly popular and medically controversial hair straightening treatment in South America has produced some shocking side effects, including the turning of television drag queen, Ru Paul, from gay to straight. Famous for his ultra glam look on... Tue, 31 Jan 2012 13:24:35 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104048 The relationship kiss of death was spotted on the red carpet in Hollywood this week, as Kyra Sedgewick displayed a fresh Kevin Bacon tribute tattoo before entering the 2012 SAG awards. Following in the footsteps of other Hollywood couples who se... Tue, 31 Jan 2012 14:18:00 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104050 Tragedy has hit the upper levels of our society today as the economic crisis has caused many of the rich to lose their cushion of poor people that have previously protected them from having to experience the basics of life. Many of the rich now have... Tue, 31 Jan 2012 15:47:07 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i104054 Indianapolis -- Football fans watching Super Bowl XLVI can remain seated during the pregame ceremonies this year, because the singing of The Star-Spangled Banner will be preempted by a television commercial for Dodge trucks. "At $7 million a minut... Tue, 31 Jan 2012 17:14:45 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104065 BILLINGSGATE POST - Vice President Josama Bin Biden confessed this weekend that he advised President Barack Hussein Obama not to launch the mission that ultimately killed Osama Bin Laden. Whew! That was a tongue twister. During remarks to fell... Tue, 31 Jan 2012 22:14:49 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104066 BEVERLY HILLS - Kim Kardashian was shopping on Rodeo Drive at the famed Dolce & Gabbana Store for a winter purse. She was quickly approached and assisted by the store's assistant manager Evangeline Tucker-Waterseason, 42. Kardashian was thr... Wed, 01 Feb 2012 04:39:57 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104068 BEVERLY HILLS - Nina Dobrev, the star of Vampire Diaries, was sitting in her usual chair at the famed Haven of Hair Salon on Rodeo Drive. She was being given the full hair treatment by the hair stylist to the stars FuFi Fondue. Fondue who at on... Wed, 01 Feb 2012 02:40:37 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104069 HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Justin Bieber and his girlfriend Selena Gomez were taking a nice little afternoon stroll up by the famed Hollywood sign. The sign which was donated to the city of Los Angeles in 1923 by the Central American country of Costa Rica... Wed, 01 Feb 2012 05:08:21 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104071 GREEN BAY - Taylor Swift was in the middle of her concert performance at The Cheddar Cheese Convention Center in Green Bay when she suddenly stopped singing and playing in the middle of a song. The 22-year-old country songstress had just gone into... Wed, 01 Feb 2012 19:52:33 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104072 WASHINGTON, D.C. - Loretta L. Luftnagle, a spokesperson for The Vampire Diaries, has just informed the entertainment media that Vice-President Joe Biden has agreed to appear in an upcoming episode of the popular television series. Vampire Diaries... Fri, 03 Feb 2012 04:12:39 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i104077 NEW YORK, N.Y. -- In a dramatic and controversial move to boost television ratings, Fox News today announced the quarterback of this weekend's losing Super Bowl team will be electrocuted on a special live show following the game. A Fox spokesman said... Wed, 01 Feb 2012 11:14:03 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i104081 CNN are seething that they have lost the franchise to rights to air this popular entertainment on Prime Time TV and must now be content to show only playbacks over and over again. "We will have to release many of our commentators from their contr... Wed, 01 Feb 2012 14:37:34 GMT US Headlines