http://www.thespoof.com/ Spoof News and Political Satire Front Page en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Tue, 18 Jun 2013 06:30:01 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/ 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing Front Page http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/114480/i-95-traffic-snarl-up-leads-to-cannibalism Two college buddies headed to Florida from their home in Richmond have been arrested and charged with murder after eating the third member of their group after being held up in traffic on the I-95. Brian James and Steven Brookes, both 21 year-old... Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:36:44 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/114441/queen-elizabeth-explodes-when-she-hears-that-prince-william-will-be-filming-kate-middleton-giving-birth NEW YORK CITY - Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that Kate Middleton's idea to have the birth of her and husband William's baby filmed has greatly angered Will's grandmother, Queen Elizabeth. BPT reporter Carolina Chipotle said she spoke with Brit... Sun, 16 Jun 2013 05:22:37 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/114470/roseanne-the-flintstones-actor-john-goodman-lookalike-rejected-as-obama-pick-for-ambassador-to-london Washington DC - A Brit media campaign ridiculing President Obama's choice for the prestigious London ambassador's post has effectively scotched Matthew Barzun's gargantuan political aspirations. Diplomatic sources on both sides of the Pond have ac... Sun, 16 Jun 2013 12:58:53 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114474/adele-thrilled-at-mbe-gong Los Angeles - Seen house hunting in Beverly Hills this weekend with her charity entrepreneur partner Simon Konecki Oscar winning songbird Adele Adkins was said to be over the moon at her Royal Birthday Honors gong, the MBE. So buoyant was her mood... Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:54:23 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/114468/long-island-megabux-residents-defy-uncle-sams-snooping-tentacles Long Island, NY - A group of East Hampton billionaires resident in Long Island's most securely guarded enclave has launched its own PRISM-busting communications satellite in the wake of US government snooping on their shopping, and stuff. Blasted... Sun, 16 Jun 2013 11:54:42 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114478/britney-spears-is-dating-a-space-creature You've seen her carrying her kids around like a Heisman Trophy hopeful wields a football. You've heard her fake a British accent under her thick southern drawl while wearing a pink wig. You've seen her run over camera clickers while erratically drivi... Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:40:28 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/114479/man-responsible-for-valerie-plame-leak-calls-edward-snowden-a-traitor WASHINGTON, D.C.--In an interview with Fox News Sunday, former Vice President Dick Cheney accused N.S.A. whistleblower Edward Snowden of doing enormous damage to the nation, an assertion which the elder statesman found reconcilable with the fact... Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:45:27 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/114473/michael-jackson-appears-before-jury Michael Jackson appeared in court yesterday along with his many friends and supporters. The pop hero stood in the dock answering questions about his demise, at one point Judge Yvette Palazuelos had to warn soul legend, James Brown about his condu... Sun, 16 Jun 2013 15:58:06 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/114472/scientists-discover-new-species-of-fish PAPUA, NEW GUINEA - Scientists know it as "pacu," but the natives of New Guinea refer to the same marine species as the "fellatio fish." "It's a real ball-sucker," Jimmy Wade told this reporter. "Sometimes, the fish goes even further, becoming a real... Sun, 16 Jun 2013 14:10:50 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/114477/at-no-caust-to-you President Barack Obama today, in response to criticism he has received about his pending one hundred million dollar trip to Africa, indicated to sources close to him, that he was considering changing the arrangements. He has tentatively booked a f... Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:32:55 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/world/114452/israeli-soldiers-moon-facebook JERUSALEM, Israel - In a recruitment drive gone awry, female Israeli soldiers dropped the trousers of their camouflage battle dress uniforms to moon photographers. The soldiers were wearing thong panties, rather than military-issued skivvies, how... Sun, 16 Jun 2013 05:57:39 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/business/114471/celebrities-sell-themselves HURRAH for HOLLYWOOD - Celebrities have begun to sell themselves! "My body is my instrument," Katy Perry says. Like other big-name stars, Snooki, Kate Walsh, Khloe and Lamar Kardashian, and Selena Gomez have bottled their essence-their pheromones and... Sun, 16 Jun 2013 14:10:39 GMT Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114464/elton-john-and-billy-joel-finally-end-their-feud NEW YORK CITY - Piano men Billy Joel and Elton John both performed at The 44th Annual Songwriters Hall of Fame in New York City. The two have been on the outs since Elton commented to iRumors that Billy really needed to start writing songs that ha... Sun, 16 Jun 2013 05:48:44 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/114460/giant-asteroid-headed-towards-arizona PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer has gone on television and informed the citizens of Arizona that Washington, D.C. has just advised her that a giant asteroid is headed towards their state. The governor said she received the official word from Vice-Pr... Sun, 16 Jun 2013 05:27:59 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114439/north-korean-leader-kim-jong-un-reveals-he-loves-watching-arnold-schwarzenegger-movies PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un, self-proclaimed North Korean Missile Launcher, recently stated to The Rice Paddy Whack National News Agency that he loves watching American-made motion pictures. The North Korean leader revealed that he has wa... Sun, 16 Jun 2013 06:02:29 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/114467/boston-celtics-coach-doc-rivers-and-kevin-garnett-want-to-head-west-to-the-l-a-clippers BOSTON - The Boston Celtics have been burning up the phone lines trying to deal Kevin Garnett and Coach Doc Rivers to The Los Angeles Clippers. Both Rivers and Garnett would love to head out West and play in Tinsel Town where the possibility for d... Sun, 16 Jun 2013 05:53:28 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/114457/president-and-first-lady-reportedly-separating WASHINGTON, DC - President Barak Obama and his wife, First lady Michelle, are reportedly separating. According to unnameable sources, Mrs. Obama is taking the couple's daughters, Malia, 16, and Natasha (alias Sasha), 11, with her to Martha's Vine... Sun, 16 Jun 2013 05:56:38 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114465/farrah-abraham-has-breast-augmentation-surgery OMAHA - The star of Teen Mom Farrah Abraham, 22, has given herself two nice birthday presents. Farrah appears in the latest issue of Glamboyant Magazine showing off her pair of brand new puppies. The mother of four-year-old Sophia, told GM's Vo... Sun, 16 Jun 2013 05:34:59 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114461/kim-kardashian-gives-birth-to-a-baby-girl BEVERLY HILLS - Kanye West wanted for his and Kim Kardashian's baby to be born in San Francisco but Mama Kardashian (Kris Jenner) had her way and the Kardashian-West baby girl child was born in Beverly Hills at The Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. The... Sun, 16 Jun 2013 06:07:46 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/114466/california-woman-gives-birth-to-twins-while-on-a-tanning-bed BEVERLY HILLS - In a story that could only come out of The Left Coast state of California, Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that a Santa Monica woman identified as Madison V. Ricotta has just given birth to twins. The thing that makes this an unus... Sun, 16 Jun 2013 05:43:17 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/114453/cook-county-crack-addict-resigns-from-bench ST. ECLAIR, ILL - Michael Cook, who was caught, white-handed, cooking up smack (or maybe it was coke; details are confused in what remains of his mind), has resigned in disgrace from his position as a Cook County judge. A colleague died of a heroi... Sun, 16 Jun 2013 05:57:32 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/114458/irs-continues-to-target-conservative-political-groups-and-everyone-else WASHINGTON, DC - After weeks of denying that he had ever even heard of the Infernal Revenue Service, President Barack Obama admitted, today, that White House Counsel Kathyrn Ruemmler knew of the agency's unconstitutional targeting of conservative pol... Sun, 16 Jun 2013 05:56:30 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/114459/fire-marshals-ban-creates-bra-brouhaha MILWUAKEE, WI - Marcy Skowronski, 87, the owner of Holler House, Milwaukee's finest bar-cum-bowling alley, didn't count just on tenpins and pitchers of beer to fill out her bottom line. She also depends heavily-some say "top-heavily"-upon... Sun, 16 Jun 2013 05:56:21 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/114456/jodi-arias-defies-death PHOENIX RISES AGAIN, AZ - Convicted killer Jodi Arias has escaped the death penalty-for now. The men on the jury, all of whom are "well hung," according to observers of the death-penalty phase of the trial, have been unable to sentence the st... Sun, 16 Jun 2013 05:56:58 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/114067/sarah-palin-puts-3-000-sarah-palin-in-2012-campaign-buttons-on-ebay WASILLA, Alaska - Close friends of the former governor of Alaska and failed 2008 GOP vice-presidential candidate, Sarah "Snowballs" Palin are worried about her physical, emotional, mental, and hypothetical state. GOPicky Magazine reporter Tabitha... Thu, 13 Jun 2013 04:16:51 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/114096/u-s-customs-confiscates-17-000-counterfeit-fez-hats-that-were-bound-for-morocco NEW YORK CITY - United States Customs officials have reported that they have confiscated a shipment of 17,000 counterfeit fez hats that were addressed to be shipped overseas. The actual location was in Fez, Morocco and after checking the address o... Fri, 14 Jun 2013 04:51:05 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/114335/michigan-to-start-growing-bananas WASHINGTON, D.C. - Back during the 2012 presidential campaign President Obama told a crowd at a political rally in Detroit's Carburetor Arena that he was going to see what he could do to help stimulate Michigan's economy. He noted that there were... Thu, 13 Jun 2013 04:26:27 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/114347/the-amazing-590-million-powerball-winners-surgery ZEPHYRHILLS, Florida - Eighty-four-year-old Gloria C. MacKenzie the $590 million Powerball winner recently stated that one of the first things she is going to do is to get a complete makeover. And by that Ms. MacKenzie said that she just doesn't m... Thu, 13 Jun 2013 04:55:57 GMT US Headlines