http://www.thespoof.com/ Spoof News and Political Satire Front Page en Copyright 2012, TheSpoof.com Wed, 16 May 2012 21:30:02 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/ 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing Front Page http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i106850 PROVENCE, France - Close friends of Angelina Jolie have remarked that as the actress has gotten older she has also become a lot more insecure. Bedroom Pillow Talk reported that one of Jolie's very close friends Winnie Suzy Willowick, 37, recently... Tue, 15 May 2012 23:10:30 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i106868 HOLLYWOOD - Well there will be a whole lot less giggling on the set of Dancing With The Stars as Maria "Giggle Girl" Menounos has been the latest celebrity to be sent home. The 33-year-old is the co-host with Mario Lopez of the television news pro... Wed, 16 May 2012 15:13:57 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i106785 OKLAHOMA CITY - The Oklahoma City Thunder made the Los Angeles Lakers look more like The Johnny Appleseed High School Apple Pie Bakers as they clobbered the Left Coast bunch 119-90. After the game Kobe spoke with Sherwood Frisbee of Sports Balls I... Wed, 16 May 2012 00:11:17 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i106830 New York, NY-- There's great news tonight about the nuclear accident in Fukushima Japan. Government scientists are reporting that nuclear radiation from the meltdowns has now entered into the bodies of every person on the planet. The average person... Tue, 15 May 2012 17:50:29 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i106847 Surprise! It's a campaign switcheroo. In the upcoming November election, the Democratic ticket will be: Joseph Biden running for president and Barack Obama running for vice-president, not the reverse. The two men agreed to the switch after B... Tue, 15 May 2012 19:39:12 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i106849 Washington DC: VP Biden let the proverbial cat out of the bag when he said he's "absolutely comfortable" with gay couples who marry getting the same civil rights and liberties as heterosexual couples. This statement has led President Obama to reconsi... Wed, 16 May 2012 01:03:28 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i106871 WHITE PLAINS, NY - The news this week, that Rupert Murdoch is not fit to run News Corp as Chairman and CEO, has hit him pretty hard according to close friends and business acquaintances. Not one to let any moss grow under his feet, however, Murdoch h... Wed, 16 May 2012 17:09:57 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i106851 President Obama announced today a two-pronged approach to ameliorating America's poor health habits. At a rousing high-school rally in Duncetown, North Dakota, Obama declared: "I am raising the cigarette tax from 39 cents a pack to $1039 per pack. Tue, 15 May 2012 22:17:16 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i106866 Doc Rivers cannot take a Holiday at the O.K. Corral for the Philly series. Those famous gunslinger brothers, Wyatt Pierce and Ray Earp, must be ready for the Philadelphia version of the Ike Clanton gang. We always have more confidence when the... Wed, 16 May 2012 12:55:36 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i106767 NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh stated that just when you think you have seen it all here comes Time Magazine with a cover showing a 26-year-old woman openly breastfeeding her little 3-year-old boy who looks like he could be closer to 7. Limbaugh no... Sat, 12 May 2012 05:41:02 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i106771 BOSTON, MA ---The FBI thwarted a suspected would-be-suicide bomber scheduled to fly Laker Airways flight 666 to London's Heathrow airport. The 'man' in custody is identified as Gregory Pecker. FBI agents are still in the early stage of the investigat... Sat, 12 May 2012 09:59:55 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i106774 Changes on the Red Sox are occurring faster than we can keep up with them. The pitcher with some of the worst statistics in the American League is the skinny young hotshot of the Sox pitching staff, Clay Buchholz. Having long been given safe ha... Sat, 12 May 2012 11:56:56 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i106775 New York City, NY-- The devil himself has started using Facebook, and last night he sent a friend request to all Facebook users. Computer security experts were unable to trace the source of the request and say it came from 'limbo'. God sent a simil... Sat, 12 May 2012 17:38:30 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i106776 MILWAUKEE - GOP presidential front runner Mitt Romney was in Milwaukee speaking at a meeting of The Hops and Malt Adders at the Old Milwaukee Brewery. Romney told the crowd that when he is elected president he will see to it that more beer breweri... Sun, 13 May 2012 01:41:10 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i106779 Mitt Romney, candidate for president of the United States, quoted from the Sermon on the Mount today in a talk to Wall Street bankers and hedge fund managers. "Well, kind of," reports Politico. "He changed the context slightly but what's the differe... Sat, 12 May 2012 15:59:31 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i106780 Students of Miss Jane Mattingway's class at Howarth Middle School got to learn this week what students were like 30 years earlier, thanks to a time capsule buried beneath the school basement. The capsule included a Rubik's Cube, excerpts from a f... Sat, 12 May 2012 16:19:53 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i106782 Los Angeles - Allegations of incest have regularly plagued Stevland Hardaway Morris ever since the 1967 Tamla Motown hit 'I was made to love her' co-written with his mother Lula Mae Hardaway. This weekend those smears are back in the news amid a s... Sat, 12 May 2012 17:57:36 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i106783 We expect that Rajon Rondo will read the classic, ageless poem entitled "Rime of the Ancient Mariner," at Kevin Garnett's 36th birthday party next week. We are not sure if Rajon Rondo (with his Nikon D 3600) has already shot the albatross hanging... Sat, 12 May 2012 18:32:53 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i106784 TULSA - First it was Women's Beach Volleyball and then came The Lingerie Football League. And now thanks to sports mogul Carson "Dollar $ign$" Esterelli, the American males will soon be gazing upon gorgeous women in The Girl's Bikini Hockey League... Sat, 12 May 2012 23:57:40 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i106790 Gay People have announced that their views on President Obama are "evolving" and they now think his presidency is, now that they think about it, inevitable. Vice President Joe Biden made it so Sunday, when he remarked almost casually that he had... Sat, 12 May 2012 23:12:00 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i106791 HARFOLD, Vt. - According to sources close to presumptive Republican nominee Mitt Romney, the former Massachusetts governor took in with great interest the decision of Facebook co-founder Eduardo Saverin to renounce his U.S. citizenship in exchange fo... Sun, 13 May 2012 01:24:00 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i106792 The medical genius that recommends breast-feeding until a child reaches puberty, now suggests that kids should be allowed to poop in their pants until high school. Gertrude Smith, M.D. says her firm's patented "Turd-O-Matic "training johns" play a... Sun, 13 May 2012 01:42:56 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i106793 MIAMI - LeBron James of the Miami Heat has just won his third Most Valuable Player trophy. He was presented the trophy for averaging 27.1 points per game as well as for being one of the most unstoppable players in the NBA. The 27-year-old who grew... Sun, 13 May 2012 06:15:53 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i106794 CHICAGO--Local man Dan Welsh, 22, recently completed a night-long dream of his to drunkenly stumble all the way across town in the hopes of crashing on his best friend Jim's hand-me-down purple leather couch. Mr. Welsh, a recent University of Illi... Sun, 13 May 2012 04:26:33 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i106795 CINCINNATI - It appears by all accounts that Washington Nationals rookie baseball player Bryce Harper is 19 going on 9. The Nationals rookie after going 0 for 5 went into the team dugout and angrily slammed his bat against the dugout wall. The bat... Sun, 13 May 2012 18:26:26 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i106796 Rondo was cranky before the first game against the Philadelphia Seventy-Sixers. He had missed his pregame nap. Rondo is always at his most mercurial when he misses nap-time at his crib. We are sure Rondo will tell you that playoff games are the a... Sun, 13 May 2012 11:56:59 GMT Sport Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i106801 Washington DC: One of the best kept secrets in this politically leaky town is the White House Sandwich Shop. The cafe located in upscale Georgetown is undergoing an expansion to accommodate the increasing size of the lunchtime crowds of Obama adminis... Mon, 14 May 2012 01:14:56 GMT US Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i106804 In light of Mitt Romney's revealed bullying of a gay student while in high school, people with operative brain power and the ability to read a newspaper have noted that, despite the gravity of restraining somebody and forcibly cutting their hair, it... Mon, 14 May 2012 08:23:01 GMT US Headlines