http://www.thespoof.com/ Spoof News and Political Satire Front Page en Copyright 2010, TheSpoof.com Sun, 14 Mar 2010 09:30:02 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/ 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing Front Page http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70657 Conflicting reports are emerging around American "actor" Corey Haim. Haim is apparently alive and well. Journalists claim Haim staged his own death as he was upset he was not famous enough. However, close family and friends state that expens... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:42:16 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70659 The One Show presenter, Christine Bleakley has successfully completed her attempt to water ski across the English Channel, raising funds for charity in aid of needy Africans. Bleakley set off early this morning from the south coast near Dover and... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:21:25 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70717 Lady Gaga wants to copy One Show presenter Christine Bleakley and water ski across the English channel but with one major difference, Ga Ga wants to wear a hat with a seagull stuck on top. Gaga has said that she will cross the channel in a faster... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 10:31:01 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i70718 After watching Christine Bleakley the One Show presenter cross the English Channel on water skies,Robert Pattinson & Kirsten Stewart have been discussing who could do it better. Pattinson reckons that Eddie the Eagle former winter Olympic ski... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 10:50:02 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70716 OXSHOTT - MIDNIGHT: In heart-torturing scenes reminiscent of the final moments of a Puccini opera, love-rat footballer Ashley Cole hobbled onto a jet plane last night to fly to the bedside of his ailing wife. His face drawn, his teeth clenched a... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 10:27:36 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70703 PADUCAH, Kentucky - Britney Spears was backstage after having performed to a standing room only crowd at Paducah's Blue Grass Auditorium when she was given some real good news. Her most recent single "My Skin Is Just Itching To Be Touched" which s... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 05:21:34 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70660 Media darling and self appointed 'People's Princess' Cheryl Cole, the Geordie pop warbler out of Girls Aloud and oft to be seen sympathetically sobbing stalwart of the X-Factor has cancelled all public engagements for the immediate future. Which m... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:44:35 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70665 Katie Price is to spend her entire fortune on the production of the film of her own life. The film, which will be based on her autobiographies and behind-the-scenes reveal-all TV series is reported to be on general release some time next year. In... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 16:35:32 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70664 LONDON - Charlotte Church, one of the most outspoken singers to ever come out of Wales has lost a total of 87 pounds. Church said that the reason she decided to go on a diet was simply because she got fed up with all of the criticism from the doze... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 04:31:24 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70655 Cross-dressing cage-fighting Alex Reid, the second husband belonging to Britian's favourite perfume brand, Katie Price, is believed to be missing. Alex was last seen with Katie as they discreetly visited sex shops in Los Angeles earlier this week... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:24:40 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70712 After a court ruled this week that rock band Pink Floyd could stop record label EMI from selling individual songs from its albums, an insider for the music giant was quick to deny that EMI were just a faceless corporation looking to exploit artists. Sat, 13 Mar 2010 09:16:56 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70677 Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren were seen at the Manchester United match on Tues. March 6 (Man Utd 1, Wolves 0). It was so unexpected that paparazzi missed the whole thing. Woods and Nordegren arrived and left on private charter plane and stayed on... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 19:12:54 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70679 CHICAGO - Television talk show host Oprah Winfrey has just proved radio talk show host Howard Stern wrong; very wrong. Stern aka "The Voice of Vulgarity" remarked that Oscar-nominated Gabourney Sidibe, who weighs 603½ would never again make anoth... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 21:14:20 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70683 Following the funeral after the tragic death of her son, Marie Osmond returned to the stage that night to perform with her brother, Donny, in Las Vegas. "I had to get out and shake a leg or I was going crazy", Marie told "The Blues Funk" magazine. Fri, 12 Mar 2010 20:01:46 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70678 A court ruling has forced Nick Griffin and his BNP to allow non-white people to join his party. There are many non-whites wishing to join Nick and his "Comrades" and the BNP is about to open it's doors to all British citizens wishing to stand up f... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 19:19:16 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70656 Cheryl Cole says that a family parrot handed down to her from her great grandmother who recently died at 102, is freaking her out. "He does all these voices of dead people from our family. The bird must be at least 80-90 years old and it remembers... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:28:42 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i70663 Dog The Bounty Hunter has been hired to track down Jon Venables And Robert Thompson the killers of two year old James Bulger. A Secret Millionaire has instructed The Get The Bastards Club to hire Chapman to track down the evil pair and find out their... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 16:27:34 GMT World News http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i70654 Child killer turned paedophile Jon Venables has today announced he has told courts he doesn't care if he is "outed" or not. Holding up his two fingers he reportedly said "bring it on, tell 'em my name, tell 'em where I am" he then continued "forg... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:12:28 GMT UK Headlines http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70710 There were hysterical scenes today at cinemas across the country as avid Katie Price fans began queuing for her forthcoming biopic, said to be on general release sometime next year. One fan waiting in line at a West Bromwich cinema said, "I just w... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 07:48:33 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70692 YUCATAN, Mexico - Sean Penn was in the jungles of Mexico's Yucatan Peninsula on an expedition to the Mayan ruins of Los Frijoles Borrachos (The Drunken Beans) when he suddenly began to feel ill. His Mayan guide Goopie Juarez noticed that Penn's f... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 23:33:37 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70674 Tiger Woods has finally revealed one of the things that made him seek woman other than his wife, that has been in so many tabloids for the past six months. "I thought Charlie wasn't mine", stated a downcast Tiger. I was upset and I did a lot of th... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:18:10 GMT Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i70670 Austria - (Gay Ass Mess): The aggrieved choristers are blaming Salzburg Archbishop Alois Goth-Gasser and his Paypal (sic) chums for the latest sex abuse scandal to emerge from neo-Nazi Austria. Decades - maybe centuries! - of sordid shenanigans ha... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:12:09 GMT World News