http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4 Spoof News and Political Satire Entertainment & Gossip en Copyright 2010, TheSpoof.com Tue, 16 Mar 2010 12:30:02 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70848 WEST HOLLYWOOD - Lady Gaga's latest video for her song "Telephone" was shot at The Abbott and Costello Men's Prison located just outside of Ventura, California. The nine minute video also stars Beyonce as Lady Gaga's BFF. Fox News reported that La... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 06:50:45 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70836 America's wannabe superstar Will.i.am is making eyes at British Honeypot Cheryl Cole for one thing and one thing only. He wants to break into the world of showbusiness. Will.i.am isn't interested in Cheryl as a beautiful young woman. A 5'3" Geor... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 00:13:19 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70826 Friends of Lisa Marie Presley say that she seems to be following in her dad's footsteps as she has steadily gained weight over the last few years. The tabloids have been showing a growing Lisa Marie, that is the same age as her dad when he died sudde... Sun, 14 Mar 2010 19:48:34 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70846 LONDON - Chelsea footballer Frank "The Lap of Luxury" Lampard has told a very close friend that he and BBC One Show presenter Christine Bleakley are simply BFF's (Best Friends Forever). The Lampster, as his fellow footballers call him, remarked th... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 06:22:29 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70868 An old photograph a family member recently discovered of their day at the beach twenty years ago, shows a 13-year-old bikini-clad Cheryl Cole standing in front of a giant cockroach. The photograph had been stuck behind another one from the set and no... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 14:27:38 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70839 Donald Henderson, until recently employed by a clinic in Mississippi, says that while Tiger Woods was there for sex therapy that some of the doctors there secretly had frozen some sperm. "They think I didn't see what they were up to", stated the f... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 01:02:59 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70844 LOS ANGELES - Jerry Seinfeld reeling from having his artistic ego shattered after his short-lived reality show, Marriage Ref was cancelled has stated that you cannot keep a good man down. The man with the sing-song voice has just said that he will... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 05:02:50 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70851 Gay superstar Elton John has announced that a claim made yesterday that Elton John Must Die" is technically incorrect. "I'll live for ever", declared The Rocket Man as he gave an impromptu press conference outside his Atlanta flat. The problem b... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 10:03:50 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70838 LAS VEGAS - Men across America have crammed into pharmacies and department stores by the thousands to purchase condoms in the wake of a major announcement by Lady Gaga, who today unveiled her "Million Dollar Orgy" Sweepstakes. Contestants will be... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 00:46:01 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70843 When Patrick Kennedy of Rhode Island announced his retirement from the U. S. Congress, The Spoof's resident Irish leprechaun (pictured here) decided to follow suit, at least as far as work at The Spoof is concerned. He complains that he never... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 05:50:56 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70871 Scoop decided to take a look at the Cole family tree and I discovered he is! When I spoke to Ash he said "I don't like to use my family to open doors but yes there are a lot of us. Probably the most famous is my distant relative 'Old King Cole,'... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 15:04:24 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70850 Reacting to breaking news that they're gonna duet with Rihanna, the JLS boys last night locked themselves into their hotel bedroom to hold a 'Top Hot Bird Summit'. Determined not to 'fall-out' over a little think like a chick, JLS immediately deci... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 09:44:04 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70710 There were hysterical scenes today at cinemas across the country as avid Katie Price fans began queuing for her forthcoming biopic, said to be on general release sometime next year. One fan waiting in line at a West Bromwich cinema said, "I just w... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 07:48:33 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70790 Sunday: London: British drama students interested in current affairs have today developed a new method of finding out what happens in the background of world news before news happens. Their investigative report today falls upon events that may or... Sun, 14 Mar 2010 09:33:21 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70819 ......from the waist down says Ashley - Following his dumping Ashley Cole moaned about his ex today comparing their sex life to a lunar eclipse! "Cheryl would've been happy doing it once every ten years and then in the dark," said Ash. He added... Sun, 14 Mar 2010 18:00:21 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70682 Atlanta, GA - Sean Penn, famous for acting in controversial movies, and running his mouth off about politics he knows nothing about, was crowned 'Mr. Hemorrhoid 2010' last night in Atlanta Georgia, at the annual World's Biggest Asshole competition. Fri, 12 Mar 2010 20:01:31 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70557 It's new, it's sassy, it's brash, it's loud and it's taking Europe by storm. With its origins deeply rooted in the rain forests and favelas of South America, Chulo-Chulo beats have burst onto the European club scene and look to be gaining in infectio... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:56:02 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70824 Models, celebrities and serial dieters around the world were today seen panic buying lard and deep fat fryers as a survey of 10 billion people worldwide has found that skinny is sooooooooo last season. Milan catwalks are to be filled with plus si... Sun, 14 Mar 2010 19:33:58 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70767 Alex Reid has reportedly accepted Peter Andre's cry to 'battle to the death,' after Reid told his cage friends all about 'Pete's little winkey.' Reid's buddies were said to have 'pissed their jocks,' at the many tales Reid blurted out, all told to hi... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 22:49:06 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70555 Lovely little Mark Owen of Take That and Celebrity Big Brother fame has today confessed to cheating on his wife with ten different women. In his lovely little high voice he said, "I have been a really, really bad little lovely lad, and I hope you... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:05:00 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70680 Ex-cult leader and now ex-con, Charles Manson, has signed up to be one of the dance team partners on the popular TV show, 'Dancing With The Stars.' The series will feature the 60's hippie and a dance mate just as soon as Manson's parole officer agree... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 19:48:49 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70703 PADUCAH, Kentucky - Britney Spears was backstage after having performed to a standing room only crowd at Paducah's Blue Grass Auditorium when she was given some real good news. Her most recent single "My Skin Is Just Itching To Be Touched" which s... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 05:21:34 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70626 The anticipated 'spiritual renewal' of TheSpoof.com's beloved writers, Writers 'X-Y-Z', has been put off a bit according to physicians treating the self-indulgent, over-promoted writers. "It seems Writers 'X-Y-Z' have become quite agitated as of l... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:50:02 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70615 The internet release of the trailer for the third instalment in the Twilight series, Eclipse had technicians the world over working flat out to sustain internet services as an estimated 11 billion people tuned in to see where Rob Patz, K Stew, Tay La... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:51:26 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70548 HOLLYWOOD - The Bachelor Jake Pavelka who is one of this years celebrity contestants on Dancing With The Stars has been paired off with blonde professional dancer Chelsie Hightower. It is being reported by an inside source that Jake is so smitten... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 07:10:28 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70674 Tiger Woods has finally revealed one of the things that made him seek woman other than his wife, that has been in so many tabloids for the past six months. "I thought Charlie wasn't mine", stated a downcast Tiger. I was upset and I did a lot of th... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:18:10 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70749 Roly poly West Brom fan and presenter of BBC1's The One Show, Adrian Chiles, claims he had a 'highly religious moment' when he saw the face of Jesus. Not in the bottom of a saucepan or on a piece of mouldy bread like normal members of the public... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 16:18:18 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70662 According to one of his allegedly illegitimate offspring, the body of the late and much lamented 'Godfather Of Soul' James Brown, has gone missing in what has been described as a bid by organized crime bosses to get their hands on the star's money. Fri, 12 Mar 2010 16:06:58 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70825 Singing star Lady Gaga has been rushed to the ER at Cedars Sinai Hospital by ambulance following a medical emergency in a vivid daydream I'm having. Details aren't clear at this point, but it appears that Gaga had dinner with friends and then reti... Sun, 14 Mar 2010 19:39:43 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70841 Some of Subo's Red Scarf Brigade are proving to be very fickle indeed. Recently twin fans found out that Pamela Anderson is filming commercials for Walkers Crisps. They don't have many flavours in America apparently and Twin 2 recently lived on Walk... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 03:28:49 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70660 Media darling and self appointed 'People's Princess' Cheryl Cole, the Geordie pop warbler out of Girls Aloud and oft to be seen sympathetically sobbing stalwart of the X-Factor has cancelled all public engagements for the immediate future. Which m... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:44:35 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i70706 BRISBANE, Australia - Ashley Tisdale has just completed work on the Thunderstruck Motion Picture Company's movie Lip Syncing Down In Kangaroo Land. The movie which is a romance musical deals with the infamous 2009 Britney Spears concert tour in wh... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 19:12:09 GMT