http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4 Spoof News and Political Satire Entertainment & Gossip en Copyright 2009, TheSpoof.com Sat, 07 Nov 2009 15:03:02 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62690 LOS ANGELES - Brad Pitt has just dropped a bombshell on the Larry King Live Show. He has informed Larry that he has gotten so tired of Angelina Jolie's constant nagging that he wants to get back with his ex-wife Jennifer in the worst way. Brad sai... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 04:15:08 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62709 BRECKENRIDGE, Colorado - The Rocky Mountain town of Breckenridge, Colorado has just become the most map quested town in the entire world with tens of thousands of visitors expected to flock in from California alone. Breckenridge voters voted by a... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:42:34 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62724 The Los Angeles Coroner's office released the final photos and official death certificate for the late pop star, Michael Jackson. Jackson, age 53, was found dead in his Los Angeles mansion on July 8th after attempts by his personal physician to re... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:54:12 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62622 Shocking revelations today here in London when it was revealed that X-Factor judge and chart topper who mimes to her latest 'hit' live, allegedly, Cheryl Cole was revealed to stand only 5' 3" tall, according to critics. The medium of film and tele... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 03:39:30 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62708 Handsome British actor Colin Firth announced today that he has fallen in love with Britain's Got Talent star and media sensation Susan Boyle and they plan to marry at the end of May! "I truly love Susan", First told a riveted news media. "Beneath... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 05:34:09 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62803 Peter Andre, estranged husband of strange glamour model cum reality TV star and ultra-successful drunken slapper Katie Price aka Jordan was reported to be clapping his hands and dancing around the garden of his Brighton home like a demented meerkat u... Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:09:38 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62608 WEMBLEY, England - American actress Kate Hudson was in town for a magazine photo shoot. The daughter of Goldie Hawn and musician Bill Hudson is trying to spice up her image from that of the nice girl-next-door to one of the not so nice ho-next-doo... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 08:16:32 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62606 LONDON - The odds-on-favorite to win the 2009 edition of X-Factor Danyl Johnson managed to sing good enough, to get enough viewer votes to 'live' to sing another week. After belting out a rendition of Aerosmith's "Don't Wanna Miss A Thing" the 27-... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 07:57:56 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62791 Tatty headed comedian, actor, one time junkie, and close friend of Fawlty Towers actor, Andrew 'Manuel' Sachs, the one and only Russell Brand has reportedly shown new squeeze Katy Perry a 'trick or two.' Perry, an MTV presenter and songstress arti... Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:21:59 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62736 HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lindsay Lohan placed a 911 call and told the operator that she wanted her to give her the number of her mother's cell phone. LiLo said that she was crying so much that she could not see the number on the cell phone number pad. Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:39:43 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62766 Gorgeous Katy Perry's worst nightmare came true yesterday when full-frontal naked photos of her surfaced on an obscure internet website. The unpublished photographs were stolen from the back of a red Ferrari in Los Angeles six days ago. The blow-... Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:21:15 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62661 According to friends or rather, acquaintances, Kelli Carpenter has walked out on Rosie O'Donnell and there may be a huge lawsuit and custody battle. "Rosie is hoping everything can settle down because she's afraid of losing the custody of their k... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:22:04 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62706 WASHINGTON, D.C. - Well it looks like Malia and Sasha, the nation's two premier kids got to stay up late on a school night. The two girls were accompanied by their mother and three secret service agents to The Miley Cyrus Short-Shorted Siren From... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:32:38 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62624 Sir Elton John does not have the AIDS virus - nor is he HIV Positive - he merely has a cold, thus dispelling what the whole word was secretly thinking. Despite the cancellation of over 20 concerts and his 'unexplained' illness Sir Elton is still a... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 03:59:13 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62707 EL SEGUNDO, California - After months of legal haggling and maneuvering, the case of Carrie Prejean, Miss California vs. The Miss California Pageant and Amalgamated Entity USA, has been settled. When the 22-year-old Miss Prejean was asked for the... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:20:47 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62665 Singer Susan Boyle admired Middle Ages jousting re-enactment tournaments so much, she recently signed on to participate as part of the Jester's Court jousting team. Armored in proper attire, the hefty singer was placed upon a draft horse and given... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:09:15 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62675 Mayor Ken Miyagishima anounced today that the Branigan Culture Center will be expanding to house the Historical Tampon Collection that was recently donated to the center. Las Cruces was chosen because of its arid climate which will preserve some o... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:56:56 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62769 Toluca Lake: An inconsolable Ashley Tisdale has gone into hiding after posing naked for explicit full-frontal photographs, believing them to be part of an 'artistic' venture. The clean living songbird has been living under a terrifying shadow eve... Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:13:08 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62710 HOLLYWOOD - The M and M boys, Mark and Michael were both eliminated from Dancing With The Stars. Iron Chef Mark Dacascos and ex-Dallas Cowboy Receiver Michael Irvin were both sent packing in a double elimination edition of DWTS. Samurai Mark sa... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:07:23 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62861 "Now, I for one believe you when you say you can't physically restrain yourself from masturbating," said a sympatric Dr. Phil to YouTube's masturbating Playboy Bunny. "I mean just take a look at you...who could? I know I couldn't. Hell if I had a bod... Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:41:06 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62838 Michael Jackson, who had been dead for almost two weeks, was interviewed in a pretty much one-sided conversation by Barbara Walters of ADC news, claims producers who are set to run the footage in a prime time special. The interview, which will be... Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:54:25 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62651 Following what some reporters and television analysts were calling a "bludgeoning" on the Nancy Grace show, former guest of the show, Jon Gosselin, is now apparently dating the type-A, cable news queen. Famous for her ferocious interview tactics a... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:53:20 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62719 Tory boss David Cameron has come out as a J-Nit (fan of Jedward) just as bookies disclosed today that a mystery punter has laid £10,000 on the boys to win. This is the highest stake on any X-Factor contestant in the ITV show's six year history. "... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 08:50:01 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62758 It's the newest thing here in the "What Happens Here Stays Here" City in Nevada, although it might move around a bit. Here, nerds live like Hollywood superstars for a short time anyway. For a fee of $600 per hour a client can climb into the "Longe... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:10:00 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62653 LONDON - Amy Winehouse's brand new, store-bought breasts still have that 'showroom smell.' And millions of people got to see up close the breast enhancement job that her tit specialist, Dr. Shattuck Von Kensington performed. The brand new musical... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:29:58 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62847 After lambasting popular singer Susan Boyle as 'being hit with an fucking ugly stick,' Sharon Osbone got a taste of her own vile medicine as Susan Boyle hit back. "She (Osborne) has some nerve after adding to the population of the planet with two... Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:41:10 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62654 GLADIATOR STAR Russell Crowe is in hot water after cooking a neighbour's pigeon. Buckley Jones, owner of 'Champion Pearl', a pure bred Arabian racing pigeon, was distraught after discovering Crowe had eaten the bird. Jones, 45, said: "I'll neve... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:36:48 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62660 X-Factor twins John and Edward have found themselves caught up in a scandal known as Jedwardgate. Suspicion that all might not be as it seems with the vertical haired Irish twins has been simmering for weeks. Many commentators have suggested that... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:14:45 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62820 Singer Susan Boyle, the Builder's Bardot, has developed a severe memory loss that may soon ruin her career unless a cure can be found and found soon! Rumors abound, mostly instigated by this reporter, that Susan may be losing her marbles. He st... Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:49:29 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62822 Police in Nashville, Tennessee say they have arrested a former member of the Rock group, The Monkey Puzzles, who earned their way back in the 1970's by copying the earlier band, The Monkees. Having fallen on hard times of late, Phillip Morse who o... Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:53:37 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62836 Los Angeles, CA - The Hollywood Writer's Guild's first case of Swine Flu was reported after writer Nick Funn checked into St. Agnes of the Damed Hospital this morning complaining of cramps, a fever, and severe diarrhea. Funn, who's bigger than lif... Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:55:27 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62839 London: Following on the great New Labour tradition of sucking-up to celebrities and making them feel wanted, the Balls Headed Ministry Of Education has appointed super-mother Victoria Beckham to be the new Education Czar. Making her debut prono... Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:23:50 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62873 X-Factor rehearsals were today dramatically interrupted when Geordie warbler and chart topper Cheryl Cole announced that the Western Serial collaboration, 'Bordello Falls' had not, as suspected, faded away and died, but on the contrary was very much... Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:26:40 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62805 The possible "joining together" of Octomom, Nadya Suleman and Jon Gosselin has brought down the wrath of "Save The Earth" Al Gore. "What kind of message are we sending today's teens who watch these people and their shows?", asked the former Vice... Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:09:47 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62776 Russell Brand's people were quick off the mark to laugh-off reports that the shaggy star is about to have a short-back-and-sides. After an intimate conversation with girlfriend Katy Perry, Russell is now happy for the world to know that he's pla... Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:34:18 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62804 Quentin Tarantino was so bowled over by the epic Spoof writers saga called "Bordello Falls" that he promptly payed the writers $12 million for the copyright, the right to film it and all related merchandise sold. Quentin said he had never stopped... Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:41:28 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62874 Gerry Adams and Martin McGuinness have shocked the world of UK politics today by calling on the breakaway factions of the Provisional IRA to lay down their weapons and support partition from Southern Ireland. In a shock move, the former rabid repu... Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:42:24 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i62673 Former World Heavyweight Champion and convicted rapist with a tattooed face, 'Iron' Mike Tyson today told Sky News reporter Dermot Murnighan that the questions the newsman put to the former champ were annoying him. Tyson became agitated when Dermo... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:52:35 GMT