http://www.thespoof.com/ Spoof News and Political Satire Entertainment & Gossip en Copyright 2013, TheSpoof.com Thu, 20 Jun 2013 02:30:05 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/ 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114518/lady-ga-is-certainly-gaga Mad hat pop diva, Lady Ga Ga, has announced that she is head over heels (not hills) in love with Erskine Quint, intrepid adventurer and very mercurial stud. Jean-Paul Gaultier told Lady about this British aristocratic, super-human hero, after seei... Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:22:22 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114512/lack-of-blind-african-american-singer-song-writers-worrisome Studies, reports and think tanks have highlighted a worrying trend in the world of popular music. In the last 60 years there has been a 200% decrease in the amount of blind African American singer/songwriters. What is even more worrying is that... Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:22:19 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114519/paula-deen-the-kitchen-queen-denies-that-she-recently-used-the-n-word NEW YORK CITY - Paula Deen flew to New York City from her Southern mansion in Savannah, Georgia to do a bit of damage control. The Southern cooking show maven appeared on The Viagra View with Regis Philbin and Larry King. According to American... Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:20:44 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114426/arnold-schwarzenegger-explains-why-he-decided-to-film-terminator-5 HOLLYWOOD - Arnold Schwarzenegger, the former governor of California, has just made a motion picture announcement to the entertainment media. The 65-year-old ex-champion body builder said that he has agreed to star in Terminator 5. He remarked... Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:07:25 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114520/miley-cyrus-confesses-she-hates-the-world-of-drugs BEVERLY HILLS - Miley Cyrus is still quite devastated at the fact that her parents Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus are getting divorced. The ex-Hannah Montana star told Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that she is so upset she cannot stop ea... Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:02:40 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114515/no-bs-sarah-palin-announces-shell-rejoin-fox-news On FOX and Fiends Sarah Palin announced that she will rejoin the network most evenings on a show she's calling Sarah Palin Disseminates the Lamestream Media. Explained Palin: "I will provide a prospectus that you don't ordinarily get from the l... Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:49:56 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114429/chicharito-and-cheryl-cole-purchase-rihannas-nudist-resort WEST HOLLYWOOD - The Caribbean singer, Rihanna, 25, has just sold The Naked As A Jaybird Nudist Resort which is located just outside of Petaluma on Highway 101. Rihanna purchased the nudist resort in April of this year. She told Margarita Mixx wit... Tue, 18 Jun 2013 04:45:19 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114430/miley-cyrus-crushed-as-parents-announce-they-are-divorcing BEVERLY HILLS - Miley Cyrus has just learned that her father the country music artist formerly known as Billy Ray Cyrus has just filed for divorce. Billy Ray and his wife Tish, who looks exactly like Miley, have been married for 19 years. Cyrus... Sat, 15 Jun 2013 05:39:28 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114431/billionaire-rupert-murdoch-files-for-divorce NEW YORK CITY - Multi-Billionaire Rupert Murdoch has filed for divorce to rid himself of wife #3 Wendi Deng. According to Bedroom Pillow Talk, the 82-year-old mogul reportedly got tired of the fact that his wife Wendi has refused to cook his favor... Sat, 15 Jun 2013 05:56:29 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114432/so-far-it-looks-like-michael-jackson-has-done-a-pretty-good-job-faking-his-death Nearly fours years after faking his own death many observers, commentators and journalists are praising the former "King of Pop" for his tenacity and determination in continuing his ruse, with some calling Jackson "the best in the business". "I ca... Sat, 15 Jun 2013 02:38:52 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114433/jennifer-aniston-having-second-thoughts-about-getting-married WEST HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Aniston is reportedly having second thoughts about getting married to Justin Theroux. The latest issue of Glamboyant Magazine has an article written by Savannah Kettle which conveys the fact that Aniston has had a change... Sat, 15 Jun 2013 06:05:41 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114434/katy-perry-reveals-her-catalina-island-love-nest LOS ANGELES - Katy Perry says that contrary to some of the rumors that have been circulating out of the Left Coast rumor mills she is not planning on getting back together with the jerk known as John Mayer. Katy told Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico d... Sat, 15 Jun 2013 05:52:20 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114435/lindsay-lohan-kicked-out-of-the-henry-betty-ford-rehab-clinic LOS ANGELES - Well as they say the squeaky wheel gets the grease and in this case all of Lindsay Lohan's four wheels were squeaky. According to Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo, the executive director and staff at The Henry & Betty... Sat, 15 Jun 2013 05:46:10 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114439/north-korean-leader-kim-jong-un-reveals-he-loves-watching-arnold-schwarzenegger-movies PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un, self-proclaimed North Korean Missile Launcher, recently stated to The Rice Paddy Whack National News Agency that he loves watching American-made motion pictures. The North Korean leader revealed that he has wa... Sun, 16 Jun 2013 06:02:29 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114449/jennifer-love-hewitt-to-marry-unintended-intended HURRAH FOR HOLLYWOOD, CA - Now that she is pregnant, Jennifer Love Hewitt has announced her engagement to the man who impregnated her, Brian Hallisay. He has been her "intended" all along, Hewitt said, taking issue with critics' statement that Hallis... Sat, 15 Jun 2013 18:36:38 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114461/kim-kardashian-gives-birth-to-a-baby-girl BEVERLY HILLS - Kanye West wanted for his and Kim Kardashian's baby to be born in San Francisco but Mama Kardashian (Kris Jenner) had her way and the Kardashian-West baby girl child was born in Beverly Hills at The Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. The... Sun, 16 Jun 2013 06:07:46 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114464/elton-john-and-billy-joel-finally-end-their-feud NEW YORK CITY - Piano men Billy Joel and Elton John both performed at The 44th Annual Songwriters Hall of Fame in New York City. The two have been on the outs since Elton commented to iRumors that Billy really needed to start writing songs that ha... Sun, 16 Jun 2013 05:48:44 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114465/farrah-abraham-has-breast-augmentation-surgery OMAHA - The star of Teen Mom Farrah Abraham, 22, has given herself two nice birthday presents. Farrah appears in the latest issue of Glamboyant Magazine showing off her pair of brand new puppies. The mother of four-year-old Sophia, told GM's Vo... Sun, 16 Jun 2013 05:34:59 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114474/adele-thrilled-at-mbe-gong Los Angeles - Seen house hunting in Beverly Hills this weekend with her charity entrepreneur partner Simon Konecki Oscar winning songbird Adele Adkins was said to be over the moon at her Royal Birthday Honors gong, the MBE. So buoyant was her mood... Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:54:23 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114478/britney-spears-is-dating-a-space-creature You've seen her carrying her kids around like a Heisman Trophy hopeful wields a football. You've heard her fake a British accent under her thick southern drawl while wearing a pink wig. You've seen her run over camera clickers while erratically drivi... Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:40:28 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114481/there-will-be-a-50-foot-statue-of-tom-cruise-built-even-if-i-have-to-build-it-myself-says-tom-cruise Hollywood superstar Tom Cruise has promised his legion of fans that a proposed statue of him, which had originally received permits but were then revoked, will be built, even if the minute actor has "to build it my god damn self!" The town of Gray... Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:53:32 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114482/glees-jane-lynch-says-she-may-give-up-lesbianism HOLLYWOOD - Jane Lynch the star of Glee has just announced that she is divorcing her wife of three years Dr. Lara Embry. The 52-year-old Lynch told Hollywood Innuendo that there were several very personal reasons for the break up. Jane said th... Tue, 18 Jun 2013 04:36:39 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114483/the-shocking-truth-about-lady-gagas-erogenous-zones NEW YORK CITY - A close friend of Lady Gaga says that the singer is really upset and does not know who to turn to. The "Born This Way" singer is very concerned at the fact that for some unknown reason her erogenous zones are not working the way th... Tue, 18 Jun 2013 04:47:56 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114486/the-reason-why-jennifer-lopez-had-a-bikini-line-tattoo-removed NEW YORK CITY - The rumor that Jennifer Lopez could be breaking up with her boy toy Casper Smart has just gained some credence. An unidentified source said that J.Lo paid a visit to a tattoo parlor in Brooklyn to have an intimate tattoo located on... Tue, 18 Jun 2013 04:48:55 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114487/katy-perry-confesses-a-very-intimate-detail-about-ex-boyfriend-john-mayer LA BREA - Katy Perry has finally decided to open up and reveal a bit of very personal info regarding her ex-boyfriend John Mayer alias The Wiener With Feet. Katy met with Tequila Tallyho of Left Coast Mirror Magazine at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner... Tue, 18 Jun 2013 04:38:10 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114488/beyonce-advises-kim-kardashian-to-dump-kanye-west CUCAMONGA, California - Beyonce performed at a sold out concert at The Santa Ana Winds Arena. After the show she spoke backstage with Voodoo Dupree of Glamboyant Magazine. Beyonce expressed to Miss Dupree how proud she was about her good friend... Tue, 18 Jun 2013 04:49:51 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114489/mick-jagger-of-the-rolling-stones-talks-about-his-groupies DETROIT - Mick Jagger flew to Detroit to see about a business deal that his guitarist Keith Richards had told him about. While he was in the Land of The Tigers, Lions, Pistons, and Red Wings, he was asked by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonigh... Tue, 18 Jun 2013 04:51:39 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114348/tiger-woods-signs-a-condom-deal JUPITER ISLAND, Florida - Golfing gigolo Tiger Woods has just announced that he has agreed to be the spokesman for a brand new line of condoms that will be available at drugstores, convenience stores, and retail stores throughout America within the m... Sat, 08 Jun 2013 04:46:36 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114368/simon-cowell-shell-shocked-after-being-pelted-with-eggs-during-the-britains-got-talent-finale LONDON - Simon Cowell of Britain's Got Talent said that he had no idea when he made his remark that he hates chickens, chicken eggs, and chicken jokes that it was going to come back to haunt him. The fifty-three-year-old Cowell, AKA The Sultan of... Mon, 10 Jun 2013 05:34:00 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114319/arnold-schwarzenegger-willing-to-take-maria-shriver-back-on-one-condition LOS ANGELES - The former governor of the Left Coast state of California has not had much luck in his movie comeback nor in his marriage to Maria Shriver. The ex-body building champion who once held the title of The Strongest Man in The Entire Sola... Thu, 06 Jun 2013 04:45:07 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114333/tony-parkers-ex-wife-eva-longoria-says-shes-never-stopped-being-a-san-antonio-spurs-fan MIAMI - The first game of the best of seven series in the NBA Finals saw the down-to-Earth San Antonio Spurs beat the circus-flavored Miami Heat 92-88. King James showed the nation-wide audience that one man is not going to beat the fundamental gu... Sat, 08 Jun 2013 04:33:47 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114410/kanye-west-getting-cold-feet-plans-to-head-south-to-peru-for-five-weeks BEVERLY HILLS - Word out of the Land of Kardashian is that Kim's baby daddy Kanye West is starting to feel like the Tinsel Town walls are closing in on him. According to Gibraltar Yukon with The Celebrity Globe, West is worried that Kim will get s... Thu, 13 Jun 2013 04:10:06 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114357/lindsay-lohan-admits-that-there-is-only-one-person-who-can-straighten-her-out LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan (#73013) is not the most popular resident at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic but she is certainly the most boisterous. Rehab clinic nurse Cadenza Costapino told Fuchsia Garfunkel with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chr... Sun, 09 Jun 2013 04:49:33 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114363/lebron-james-says-the-miami-heat-lost-game-one-to-the-san-antonio-spurs-because-he-and-the-heat-were-tired MIAMI - American Civil War President Abraham Lincoln is credited with uttering the cliche 'Excuses are a dime a dozen.' Sports Balls Illustrated Daily's Rufus Reno has said that he interviewed LeBron James after they were defeated by the San Anton... Sun, 09 Jun 2013 04:35:13 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114380/justin-bieber-admits-he-is-seriously-thinking-about-getting-into-rehab VENICE BEACH - According to a very close friend of Justin Bieber, the 19-year-old singer, whose personal life has been up and down more times than Chelsea Handler's undies says he wants to slow down. Bieber seems to have adopted a life style which... Thu, 13 Jun 2013 04:21:12 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/113908/nina-dobrev-of-the-vampire-diaries-reveals-her-fetish BEVERLY HILLS - The star of The Vampire Diaries, Nina Dobrev attended a bachelorette party for a close friend at The Mrs. Ponce De Leon Hotel in Beverly Hills. Dobrev said that she went to high school with the guest of honor, Delilah "Third Base"... Mon, 10 Jun 2013 05:26:53 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114310/tiger-woods-kicks-girlfriend-lindsey-vonn-into-the-sand-trap JUPITER ISLAND, Florida - Regarding the Tiger Woods - Lindsey Vonn relationship, it's like noted San Antonio sportscaster Dan Cook once said, "It ain't over till the fat lady sings." Well by all accounts the fat lady has sung and she's sitting in... Thu, 06 Jun 2013 04:53:41 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114420/melissa-mccarthy-furious-with-chelsea-handler-for-referring-to-her-as-mount-st-melissa HOLLYWOOD - Melissa McCarthy appeared on Chelsea Handler's television show Chelsea Lately and she came very close to turning the dishwater blonde into a dishrag. McCarthy was there to promote her upcoming movie The Heat in which she stars with San... Fri, 14 Jun 2013 04:59:23 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114358/nina-dobrev-talks-about-her-upcoming-nude-shower-scene-in-the-vampire-diaries LOS ANGELES - The ratings for the television series The Vampire Diaries have been very good and they are fixing to get even better. The show's producer Manolo Middlezuck has just announced that an upcoming episode promises to send the ratings thro... Sun, 09 Jun 2013 04:15:09 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114331/burt-reynolds-and-lonnie-anderson-have-been-offered-their-own-sit-com HOLLYWOOD - Lonnie Anderson recently said that it took her a while but she was able to get over the heartbreak of having her husband (Burt Reynolds) cheat on her. She told Savannah Kettle with Glamboyant Magazine that when she divorced Burt back i... Sat, 08 Jun 2013 04:54:25 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114305/tom-cruise-caught-parked-at-the-la-brea-tar-pits-with-a-katie-holmes-blowup-doll LA BREA - Friends of Tom Cruise are concerned about him and say that he is still really bothered at the fact that last summer's movie Rock of Ages flopped at the box office big time. According to Silver Screen Showcase Magazine the film cost $75 m... Wed, 05 Jun 2013 06:05:09 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114381/paris-hilton-denies-that-her-erotic-sex-tape-is-a-publicity-stunt BEVERLY HILLS - Friends of Paris Hilton say that she is trying her hardest to keep from showing that she is thrilled that Lindsay Lohan is in rehab. According to Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors, Paris actually flew down to Louisiana to meet with Ma... Thu, 13 Jun 2013 04:56:34 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114251/paris-hiltons-new-erotic-sex-tape-named-1-in-13-states SAN FRANCISCO - Paris Hilton flew up to The City By The Bay to attend a sex tape signing event for her brand new erotic video. The sex tape titled Vangelina's Crotch Region Volcanic Eruption has been flying off the video store shelves faster than... Wed, 05 Jun 2013 06:17:31 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114250/chicharito-says-hell-probably-give-up-soccer-and-move-to-america-if-his-girlfriend-cheryl-cole-gets-the-x-factor-job LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole has made it perfectly clear that her number one priority right now is to do whatever it takes to get that coveted judge's slot on Simon Cowell's X-Factor. Cheryl has said that she has never been happier than she is now th... Mon, 10 Jun 2013 05:23:50 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/entertainment-gossip/114349/pit-bull-says-once-j-lo-dumps-casper-smart-hell-be-on-her-like-stripes-on-a-zebra MIAMI - Pit Bull watched the first game of the NBA Finals and he was thrilled that the San Antonio Spurs defeated the Miami Heat 92-88. After the game Pit Bull was asked by Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette about the rumor that he and Jen... Sun, 09 Jun 2013 04:41:49 GMT