http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4 Spoof News and Political Satire Entertainment & Gossip en Copyright 2009, TheSpoof.com Sat, 21 Nov 2009 03:03:17 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63641 PITTSBURGH - A Pennsylvania Circuit Judge has informed Jon and Kate Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8 that she is instructing them to straighten out their marital problems by January 1, 2010, or she will be forced to turn custody of their eight childre... Fri, 20 Nov 2009 06:09:30 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63544 NATCHEZ, Mississippi - Miley Cyrus was in town serving as the Grand Marshal in The 53rd Annual Fried Okra Days Festival Parade. The parade which draws floats and bands from as far off as Bunkie, Louisiana, and Andalusia, Alabama has been featured... Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:17:10 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63505 HOLLYWOOD - Hannah Dakota Fanning has come to Hollywood to participate in the premier of the new Stephenie Meyers movie The Twilight Saga: New Moon. The 15-year-old native of Georgia was asked how it felt working on a movie that is destined to bre... Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:25:31 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63480 "Oh, that's just some silly magazines getting their Jolies", laughed Aniston as she talked to a few of us reporters, yesterday afternoon. "Now I'm into it with Jolie AND Boyle! What does it matter? OK. I'm sorry Susan. I wouldn't compare your beh... Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:54:22 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63445 When I heard the tragic news that acting legend Edward Wooldward had sadly passed away a feeling of disbelief washed over me before the sad realisation struck me that we had lost another one of the greats. I was genuinely upset. The world had lost... Tue, 17 Nov 2009 07:56:46 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63605 Vancouver: Rumours that Vanessa Hudgens has exposed herself to one of the world's most infamous nude photographers were adamantly denied today. "Vanessa doesn't do nude photography, not for film directors, not for men's magazines, and particul... Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:11:28 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63603 BEVERLY HILLS - Hugh Hefner, the chief creative officer of Playboy Enterprises threw an $800,000 sit down dinner at his Playboy Mansion in honor of the stars of The Twilight Saga: New Moon Robert Pattinson and Kirsten Stewart. The 20 guests were t... Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:10:30 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63331 Megan Fox shocked her friends when she confessed she had a threesome with Russel Brand and Adam Lambert last weekend when she joined onto the threesome after some prodding by some friends. "They needed a third party to round out the group so I joi... Mon, 16 Nov 2009 12:01:22 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63338 There are some things that are almost too painful to talk about. One of them is asking any guy what it's like to be kicked straight up into his balls! So, on that note, imagine if you're drunk, wearing skin tight jeans, and hate the guy you have... Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:15:55 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63477 Never-Land Ranch- Yesterday for the first time the family and physicians of the late pop icon Micheal Jackson came out with a somber message for fans of Michael and fans of plastic surgery. It was revealed that the true cause of death wa... Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:30:51 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63412 The Jungle: She has the mind of snake, the spirit of a petrol pump, the tenacity of a bull and the morals of a male rabbit in a field full of randy does. Yet Katie Price still doesn't know when to stop when it comes to reinventing herself or p... Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:27:15 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63390 Hollywood superstar Angelina Jolie and Nadya Suleman sparked a massive security alert when they got involved in an altercation at Damascus Airport. Nadya, known as "Octomom" because she has fourteen children, became furious when she discovered she an... Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:17:14 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63541 LONDON - The BBC and The Liverpool Scouser Gazette are both reporting that X-Factor contestant Danyl Johnson recently flew to Los Angeles to console Adam Lambert after learning that Lambert had broken up with boyfriend Drake LaBry. Johnson who had... Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:31:13 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63382 LONDON - As they say in show business, 'the show must go on.' And that also happens to be the song that Jamie Archer chose to sing in his 'sing off' with Lloyd Daniels. Simon Cowell cast his vote for Jamie. He said that Jamie not only was the best... Mon, 16 Nov 2009 05:29:00 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63546 SAN FRANCISCO - The world's most famous porn star Jenna Jameson, who has 143 movies to her credit, has agreed to come out of retirement in order to star in a movie with ex-Governor Sarah Palin's ex-future son-in-law Levi Johnston. The movie is ent... Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:27:02 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63537 Actress Dakota Fanning has filed a lawsuit in California courts claiming that the Hannah Montana television show has stolen her identity. Fanning, whose full name is Hannah Dakota Fanning, claims that the program stole her name by dropping her last... Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:58:48 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63460 Edinbgurgh - (Philosophers Stoned): Serial children's fiction plagiarist JK Rowling has come out as the real Belle de Jour genius impersonated by Dr Brooke Magnanti. Rowling said today she is the iconic blog's 'immensely successful, pseudonymous... Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:14:42 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63473 HOLLYWOOD - Mya and her partner Dmitry Chaplin danced a salsa to Madonna's "La Isla Bonita" which totally thrilled the studio audience as well as the three judges. Bruno Tonioli said that the Island had never looked so pretty. Carrie Ann Inaba sai... Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:03:49 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63656 The next chapter in the Twilight saga is about to hit the big screen and it's already sure to be a huge hit. Now fans may get a bonus as different actors of the movie may show up at the grand opening. "We're planning to travel", Robert Pattinso... Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:20:59 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63658 "The rumble of the subway train, The rattle of the taxis. The daffy-dills who entertain At Angelo's and Maxie's. Hush-a-bye, "I'll buy you this and that," You hear a daddy sayin'. And baby goes home to her flat To sleep all day": Yes It's True... Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:46:00 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63414 In multiple interviews this past week, ousted California beauty queen, Carrie Prejean says that she is "proud" of her breast implants and that they fall under, or more appropriately stated, rise to the guidelines set forth by her church leadership. Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:34:18 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63567 Teenaged crime fighter Banana Boy has been signed by Tiger Beat, Teen Beat, and Heart Throb magazines to pose for photo shoots. The newest teen sensation will be the cover boy for each magazine's January issue do to his sex a-peel. Young girls al... Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:25:05 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63519 In a rather bizarre photo shoot, the pop-tart Linsay Lohan took off all clothes and posed nude in a photo spread reminiscent of a Marilyn Monroe photo done some fifty years ago for New York Magazine. The reaction has been both swift and surprising... Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:30:18 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63568 Banana Boy, the newest crime fighting teenage super hero, was victorious in his battle against the dreaded Turnip Gang. Apprehended were Turnip Tom (the leader), Asparagus Bob, Sofie the Onions, and Cauliflower Ears Deano. The quartet are being hel... Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:25:19 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63417 The couple on the hit television drama "Mad Men" that have been doing some pretty raunchy sex set scenes should be, and have been, given a pass from many of the TV censors for a good reason. The ABC Emmy-winning show featuring John Slattery and Ta... Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:08:58 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63533 On the television show Hannah Montana, the characters of sixteen year old Miley Stewart and Hannah Montana are played by Miley Cyrus. This publication has learned that the real name of fifteen year old actress Dakota Fanning is Hannah Dakota Fanning... Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:18:04 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63484 If you, like many thousands of other mentally retarded TV viewers thought that Scrotal lesions John and Edward gave their best performance "ever" on last Saturday's fi-X Factor, then stand by to be SHOCKED to your very core. It may not have been t... Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:07:43 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63444 WEST HOLLYWOOD - Adam Lambert in a surprise move that surprised even his mom said that he has officially dumped his boyfriend Drake LaBry. Lambert sitting at a local Margaritas & Things Lounge revealed that he wanted everyone to know that Drak... Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:27:54 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63430 For two days the world was on the edge of it's seat. It was believed that the popular and much loved children's TV presenter and Emu worrier Rod Hull was alive and well and not dead. However, investigations into the exact circumstances of the rumo... Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:04:45 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63212 HOLLYWOOD - In what Hollywood insiders are calling a desperate measure to try and improve the ratings for the fledgling Jay Leno Show NBC has announced that it has booked some heavy hitters to share the TV screen with Jay (pronounced "J"). The sho... Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:46:51 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63447 The original members of the Sugarbabes, Siobhán Donaghy, Mutya Buena and Keisha Buchanan have all been forced out at one time or another from the popular beat combo. Having now all been through the emotional wringer, they have been convinced to re... Tue, 17 Nov 2009 08:40:23 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63188 Hollywood - Carrie is set to enter Our Lady of Perpetual Tears Convent after a weekend of partying with naked friends while she herself played completely naked. Caught by pageant owner Donald Trump as he was investigating odd noises in the adjoini... Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:15:12 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63385 CHEYENNE, Wyoming - The ex-Miss California, Carrie Prejean, was in Cheyenne on the western leg of her book signing tour for her book Still Standing But Listing Badly. Miss Prejean stopped to have lunch at a local Taco Terrifico Diner. She was chat... Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:50:09 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63654 With news this week that the grandfathers of rock, Aerosmith, are searching for a new singer we can sensationally reveal some of the names that have been linked to them. Steven Tyler has been seemingly ousted from the band amid rumours of his wild... Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:35:30 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63347 OK, they do things differently in Hollywood. Expensive homes with beautiful views. Over-the-top automobiles that cost more than some people make in a lifetime. Lifestyles that are somewhat imitated and revered all over world. But this is one for... Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:29:05 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63547 Beloved evil twins John and Edward from some god-forsaken TV show are said to be confused by their new found success. John, or Edward told us: 'It is completely unbelievable that so many people love us. I mean, in school people loated us and every... Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:54:17 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63383 Well known spiv, ex-Mirror Editor and general ponce, Piers Morgan, was caught on CCTV on several occasions last Thursday, trying to eat "raw" Custard in a number of supermarkets and a Butchers. Morgan was then chased into a local Pet Shop by several... Mon, 16 Nov 2009 02:20:27 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63624 It seems like a new show "Fat Nudes Eating Foods" has hit a home run as it drew top ratings for it's time slot on it's first two appearances. "We're really hot with this one", stated Producer Banana Downspout. "How can you miss with food and naked... Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:51:27 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i63504 HOLLYWOOD - The sexy, svelte, and sultry Joanna Krupa has been eliminated from Dancing With The Stars. The bottom two couples were Kelly Osbourne and her partner Louis Van Amstel and Joanna Krupa and Derek Hough. The other two DWTS couples who... Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:30:36 GMT