http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4 Spoof News and Political Satire Entertainment & Gossip en Copyright 2012, TheSpoof.com Fri, 10 Feb 2012 08:30:07 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing Entertainment & Gossip http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104338 HOUSTON - The stars of The Vampire Diaries, Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev, have both realized what they say is a life long dream by becoming the owners of the infamous Vampire Sux Bar & Grill in downtown Houston. Somerhalder told Pico de Gal... Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:21:16 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104323 PROVENCE, France - The Brad Pitt - Angelina Jolie relationship has turned into what France's Le News Agency is calling the biggest roller coaster ride from hell. The sheer madness of the Pitt - Jolie coupling would even make the world's undisputed... Thu, 09 Feb 2012 05:13:17 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104330 HOLLYWOOD - Well viewers of American Idol, after having sat through auditions of what seemed to be about 1.3 million hopefuls, have finally gotten past the boring as hell part of the show. Former American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi perhaps said it... Thu, 09 Feb 2012 14:19:28 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104321 Kelsey Grammar, the widely-adored and intellectual humorist, has filed a lawsuit with the Hollywood Supreme Court claiming that the widely-avoided and misanthropic director David Cronenberg has "totally ripped off" his popular and much-loved "Frasier... Thu, 09 Feb 2012 02:13:42 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104171 OXNARD, California - Jennifer Aniston had driven up the Pacific Coast Highway to Oxnard to visit one of her favorite cousins Melba Toastowitz. As the two cousins sat in Melba's backyard listening to a CD by The Who Jennifer turned to Melba and ask... Sun, 05 Feb 2012 06:14:03 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104213 CATALINA ISLAND, California - According to several unnamed sources there appears to be a little more going on, on the set of the motion picture Chicken of The Sea - The Story of The Captain of The Costa Concordia Francesco Schettino than just acting. Sun, 05 Feb 2012 03:03:04 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104220 VENICE BEACH - It appears that "The Badboy of The Ballroom" Dancing With The Stars, Maksim Chmerkovskiy has come to the aid of a damsel in distress. The fiery tempered Russian born dancer whose last name Chmerkovskiy, according to Judge Carrie Ann... Sun, 05 Feb 2012 04:51:53 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104239 HOLLYWOOD - The star of the Twilight series Rob Pattinson has announced that his latest movie James Bond - Doing The Do In Dubai has opened to rave reviews. Pattinson said that he really enjoyed working with the legendary director Martello Pellagr... Mon, 06 Feb 2012 05:02:24 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104257 SHERMAN OAKS, California - Lady Gaga attended Heidi Montag's Super Bowl Party at Plastic Land Manor, Heidi's $8.9 million Slovakian-style mansion. Lady Gaga and Montag first became friends when Gaga provided one of her shoulders for Heidi to lean... Mon, 06 Feb 2012 18:35:44 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104259 The Simpsons have been banned from Iran and Homer, Bart & the others are about to sue the Iranian president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (miserable sod), for racial discrimination. The reason why Iran is banning The Simpsons is because they are "too w... Mon, 06 Feb 2012 20:12:59 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104262 HENDERSONVILLE, Tennessee - Taylor Swift was sitting in her home just relaxing and reading the latest copy of Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine when she heard a truck stop in front on her home. Taylor glanced out the window and saw a FedEx delivery man carry... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 05:18:37 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104289 HOLLYWOOD - The much anticipated The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I, starring Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart will hit the retail stores on Saturday. Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that most of the nation's major retail store chains have h... Wed, 08 Feb 2012 04:47:37 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104290 Las Vegas, NV - Gold & Silver Pawn which has been showcased on the History Channel in the popular TV show Pawn Stars, has just purchased Tom Cruise's personal Diary from Nicole Kidman. Reportedly this diary was written during Nicole's and Tom's 1... Tue, 07 Feb 2012 23:35:59 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104291 Don't let the bikini Twitter pic fool you or any on else. Nor the vow that she's totally committed to "new beginnings, somewhere, somehow and someplace."  The totally shocking revelation is out! Kimmie  Kardishian says she is is totally alone and... Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:39:41 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104293 BEVERLY HILLS - Russell Brand was in town having his hair tended to by his favorite hair stylist FuFi Fondue, owner of the famed Haven of Hair Salon in Beverly Hills. As he sat in his chair talking to FuFi he heard a song by Christina Aguilera pla... Wed, 08 Feb 2012 03:40:35 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104318 Ke$ha opens up wide in the March issue of Glitz magazine, ditching her garbage bin look for… something that resembles a person who regularly takes showers, uses soap and rinses. Inside she blabbers on about her obsession for peekaboo penis and pro... Wed, 08 Feb 2012 22:41:03 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i103960 NEW ORLEANS - Lady Gaga performed before a sell-out crowd at The Ooh La La Convention Center in the city known as The Big Easy. After her concert, Lady G spoke in her dressing room with Tequila Tallyho of Left Coast Mirror Magazine. Miss Tallyh... Sun, 29 Jan 2012 05:49:02 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104010 It seems than an engagement is on the horizon for Former Disney starlet Miley Cyrus who rose to fame playing the title character in the widely successful Hannah Montana series.  The 19 year old young star has been dating Australian actor Liam Hems... Mon, 30 Jan 2012 12:39:51 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104069 HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Justin Bieber and his girlfriend Selena Gomez were taking a nice little afternoon stroll up by the famed Hollywood sign. The sign which was donated to the city of Los Angeles in 1923 by the Central American country of Costa Rica... Wed, 01 Feb 2012 05:08:21 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104006 Yes you heard it right Sweet innocent little Miley Cyrus was heard saying at a birthday party, "she loved the taste of that sweet black penis". And why wouldn't she love the taste. It was an X-rated birthday cake she had purchased for her BF Liam... Tue, 31 Jan 2012 09:31:32 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104141 HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Well it is now official, Gary Busey has just taken over the nickname of "The Space Cadet" from Charlie "No Show" Sheen. According to reports published in The Tinsel Town Times Tribune, Fajita San Guacamole wrote that while Gary's... Fri, 03 Feb 2012 05:37:28 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104045 The wildly popular and medically controversial hair straightening treatment in South America has produced some shocking side effects, including the turning of television drag queen, Ru Paul, from gay to straight. Famous for his ultra glam look on... Tue, 31 Jan 2012 13:24:35 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i103977 TARZANA - Justin Bieber and his girlfriend Selena Gomez were enjoying Southern California' wonderfully, warm, wintertime, weather as they visited the famed Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo. The couple who have visited the petting zoo before walked ar... Sat, 28 Jan 2012 19:29:25 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104068 BEVERLY HILLS - Nina Dobrev, the star of Vampire Diaries, was sitting in her usual chair at the famed Haven of Hair Salon on Rodeo Drive. She was being given the full hair treatment by the hair stylist to the stars FuFi Fondue. Fondue who at on... Wed, 01 Feb 2012 02:40:37 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104007 SANTA MONICA - Heidi Klum took her four kids to the world-famous Santa Monica Pier to buy them some of their unique rainbow-colored cotton candy. While on the pier she was approached by a reporter who asked her if she was actually going through wi... Mon, 30 Jan 2012 04:52:34 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i103951 Hollywood, California -- Former superstar Cher has fallen victim to a bogus Tweet, which announced that she had passed away last Thursday. It appears that the 65-year-old singer/actress has no way of proving that she is indeed still alive. "Cher h... Fri, 27 Jan 2012 19:55:24 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104020 LOS ANGELES - The year 2011 was definitely a year of ups and downs for Miley Cyrus, the 19-year-old singer who became nationally known for her starring role on the Disney Channel's Hannah Montana. During the summer Miley had a bad planking experie... Mon, 30 Jan 2012 21:38:50 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i103956 WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kate Gosselin the former star of two cancelled cable shows Jon & Kate Plus 8 and Kate Plus 8 was in West Hollywood visiting her former dance partner on Dancing With The Stars Tony Dovaloni. Gosselin said that Tony was there fo... Mon, 30 Jan 2012 02:41:43 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i103964 HOLLYWOOD - Rob Pattinson, the star of the Twilight series, has just received what he is calling one of the best offers he has ever had. Pattinson said that out of the blue he received a phone call from Kim Kardashian. She asked him how his brand... Sat, 28 Jan 2012 05:47:49 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104072 WASHINGTON, D.C. - Loretta L. Luftnagle, a spokesperson for The Vampire Diaries, has just informed the entertainment media that Vice-President Joe Biden has agreed to appear in an upcoming episode of the popular television series. Vampire Diaries... Fri, 03 Feb 2012 04:12:39 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104071 GREEN BAY - Taylor Swift was in the middle of her concert performance at The Cheddar Cheese Convention Center in Green Bay when she suddenly stopped singing and playing in the middle of a song. The 22-year-old country songstress had just gone into... Wed, 01 Feb 2012 19:52:33 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104161 INDIANAPOLIS - The Midwestern town of Indianapolis will be home to Super Bowl XLVI (46) between the Giants of New York and the Patriots of New England or as Sports Territory Magazine's Tango Brisket refers to the two teams, The Apple Guys Vs. The Tea... Sat, 04 Feb 2012 08:10:40 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104114 Dating is a slipper slope in the best of circumstances but add a little adversity to the situation and it could seem almost impossible to find a suitable mate. Well a woman with a malady that could be considered a little adversity has found the pe... Thu, 02 Feb 2012 16:28:39 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i103971 New York - "Can't imagine why they thought Michelle's stunning ebony skin isn't good enough for their precious rag," celebwatch site LA HagFagSlagMag.con's editor commented today, "it has to be one of her best features." The 'I want to open a secr... Sat, 28 Jan 2012 13:12:12 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104094 Nicole Kidman has spoken out for the first time about her failed marriage to the strange Scientologist and closet queen Tom Cruise. She describes in detail the humiliation and odd requests that actor Tom would make to her every day. Poor ginger... Wed, 01 Feb 2012 23:17:19 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104099 WEST HOLLYWOOD - Heidi Montag recently stated that she knew she had made the "Big Time" last year when she appeared in Staccato Monteverdi's The Naked Cougar of Cucamonga with Rob Pattinson. Montag was talking to Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillo... Thu, 02 Feb 2012 13:56:48 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104048 The relationship kiss of death was spotted on the red carpet in Hollywood this week, as Kyra Sedgewick displayed a fresh Kevin Bacon tribute tattoo before entering the 2012 SAG awards. Following in the footsteps of other Hollywood couples who se... Tue, 31 Jan 2012 14:18:00 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104136 LOS ANGELES - Simon Cowell, AKA "The British Bulldog" and X-Factor mogul says that the reason he fired Paula Abdul, Nicole Scherzinger, and Steve Jones is simply because they just didn't bring their "A" game. Cowell who many say has the Midas Touc... Fri, 03 Feb 2012 03:10:49 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104011 Pretty little liars star Ashley Benson who plays queen bee Hannah Marin says her role on the ABC hit drama was a break through for her career and has made her a huge hit with it's teenage viewers. However stardom has not been the best ride for Ben... Mon, 30 Jan 2012 03:57:48 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i104000 Hearing Bawa Wawa scream out, "I have two hoohoo's!" is not something that the audience of "The Vu" get to hear every day, but that's exactly what happened when Joan and Melissa Rivers stopped by "The Vu" on Tuesday. Wawa introduced the ladies' n... Sun, 29 Jan 2012 21:11:40 GMT