http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8 Spoof News and Political Satire Business Brief en Copyright 2010, TheSpoof.com Sun, 14 Mar 2010 01:30:03 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i70589 Corporations worldwide are embracing an old technology - the turnstile. Generate extra revenue, penalize late employees, control crowds, prevent pranks, and stop factory terrorism. As an example American Cheeze Whizer Corp. of Chicago, IL (ACW) h... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:44:43 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i70685 Fisher Rice's new Jihad Jane doll is supposed to utter only one actual word....Mama! It seems others are hearing something else entirely! The rest of the sounds emanating from the speakers inside the doll are just cooing and giggling sounds. Or ar... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 20:24:53 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i70623 Johnny Pluto, head of big rockets at NASA today unceremoniously sacked Toyota. Riding on the crest of a wave some 6 years ago they were tasked with designing a ship to take man to Mars, but the dream is now over. Mr Pluto said "They simply can't... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:17:34 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i70567 It has been noticed, by an eagle eyed local man, that a World-Wide, if not Global, Toiletries company is systematically raping Mother Earth of her natural resources in a callous drive to reap huge profits. The company, which cannot be named for fe... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:01:02 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i70676 Apparently the fabled cartoon family had it right all along, basing their primary mode of transportation on foot power and renewable materials. With zero emissions, unless you count an occasional anal blast from the driver, the stone wheeled wooden... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:33:09 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i70597 The UK's biggest model railway makers have released plans to build the UK's fastest train set. The company have decided to grasp the nettle and throw investment capitol at the project to mirror the government's proposals and meet with the country's d... Thu, 11 Mar 2010 17:10:17 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i70728 Local man Martin Shuttlecock was this morning relaxing in bed with a nice cup of tea and some chocolate biscuits following a heart stopping visit to his local all-night supermarket, accompanied by long suffering wife, Anne. Shuttlecock, not usuall... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 11:50:07 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i70686 Inventer Klaus Von Troup finally hit paydirt when he sold the rights to the Wham-Mo Talking Auto-Penis and Dispenser he invented and developed in 2002. The buyer, Krapp Industries, will market the coin and credit card operated dispensing machines to... Fri, 12 Mar 2010 20:31:11 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i70730 Swedish cheese manufacturer, Knobb, has come under fire for it's TV adverts it was revealed today. The Advertising Standards Committee has ordered that all Knob Cheese adverts are to be pulled from broadcast due to their offensive content. The adv... Sat, 13 Mar 2010 11:54:55 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i70235 With the seemingly unstoppable slide in property prices, the nation's realtors have taken to drastic means to restart the boom. Beginning in the city of Phoenix, one of the harder hit areas, real estate professionals have formulated exotic ri... Fri, 05 Mar 2010 05:17:12 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i69847 The British fans of Iron Brew are up in arms at the news that there isn't a drop of their favourite drink to be found across the nation. Apparently some rich American fan's of Susan Boyle's ordered every last drop and are having it shipped over to... Sat, 27 Feb 2010 20:37:35 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i70393 London - A leading business group, the British Chambers of Commerce (the BCC for short), issued a stark warning Sunday following the UK's weak exit from recession. Spokesman Jeremy Idle told reporters outside his house that the UK's tallest busine... Sun, 07 Mar 2010 23:41:33 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i69918 The recent and highly publicized seat denial of an influential journalist on a Southwest flight raises anxiety in the would-be obese air travelling public. So you are a few pounds off the chart? You've still got a right to visit Mom or go on vac... Mon, 01 Mar 2010 18:15:28 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i68592 Police say they are treating as 'very suspicious' the death of a man who froze to death in a 24Seven convenience store in central Bangkok, a source said today. The man, about 67, was said to have died from the effects of extreme cold temperatures... Fri, 05 Mar 2010 04:16:46 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i70135 Following a highly publicized and viscous ouster of former president and CEO, Ty Neepudd from the world's largest adult toy manufacturer, the ACME Latex Novelty board of directors has named former adult film director, writer and star, Hugh Jarekshun,... Wed, 03 Mar 2010 19:06:20 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i70415 Homer Simpson has announced that it is absolutely FREE to join the Buildaburgers Club. It costs you nothing you don't need a membership card and being a member, means you could sit around not bothering with anything, except building big Cheeseburge... Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:23:48 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i70239 Steve Saari, who lives near the Spruce Goose in McMinnville Oregon, is a high-flying intellectual investor. Mr. Saari invests in rare British vehicles without seats and has been quoted as saying " who needs to sit down on the way to the bank". His... Fri, 05 Mar 2010 10:04:49 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i70191 The girlfriend of Rangers goalkeeper Leah Shevlin has been approached by the President of the Ultimate Fighting Championship with a view to her becoming the sports first female competitor. UFC bosses were hugely impressed by the severity of the pi... Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:12:47 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i69829 Lloyd Grosswoman has been recalled amid fears that he might contain traces of ass. Customers who have purchased any Lloyd Grossman products are being urged to return the products. The warning was issued by the Health Standards Agency. Spokesman S... Sat, 27 Feb 2010 13:51:14 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i69909 In a frantic scene today occurring in Washington D.C. treasury officials could be seen streaming up a ladder to one of the final helicopter flights out of the beleaguered city. With the unending slump in the markets,the nation's money controllers... Mon, 01 Mar 2010 00:45:52 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i70418 The new and shortened name for British Airways is just BA in keeping with their web name BA.com. The new name is pronounced Bah not B.A. Effective April 1 the airline will answer the phone as BA, or BAH, how can I help you? The new moniker... Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:58:57 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i69833 Not so well known British airline company Brutish Airways today announced cost saving measures to try and shore up the ailing company's finances until they go bust allowing Ryanair to take them over later this year. "We had a brainstorming session... Sat, 27 Feb 2010 14:48:41 GMT