http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8 Spoof News and Political Satire Business Brief en Copyright 2009, TheSpoof.com Sat, 07 Nov 2009 15:03:02 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing Business Brief http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i62640 Promising a 'stocking-stuffer like no other...And actually in a real pair of stockings,' Santa Claus announced today that a new cloning process will allow him to fulfill every male teenagers sexual dream this Christmas! The fabled North Pole Chris... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:21:43 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i62748 Wikid-Innit Trains have offered a new deal to passengers with a low budget. Those passengers will be able to travel at half price if they agree to turn up at their station one hour earlier than their train is due, and participate in the station clean... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:15:24 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i62293 KFC, the well-loved fast food outlet that serves fried chicken amongst other unappetising shite, is to undergo a major change as it rebrands itself as what will be known as Kentucky Fried Chicken. The change comes as a direct response to customers... Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:24:40 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i62793 In time for holiday toy sales and in reaction to the teenage public's insatiable demand for entertainment industry news, Tamell Corporation announced the release of its newest Boobie action figure doll, done in the likeness of Lindsay Lohan. Captu... Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:01:02 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i62851 Featured in a computer technology industry magazine called the Pocket Protector Quarterly, an article by a New Jersey JAVA programmer has caused controversy in offices across the U.S. Bob Forgreen, the author of the article, asserts that there are... Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:04:45 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i62684 In a follow-up story to one that this publication printed yesterday, our reporters have learned that Santa has been inundated with requests for his cloned lingerie models ( see original story here by Bargis Tryhol ). The requests for these models, h... Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:05:43 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i62659 LONDON - At least one British banker was today said to be "close to tears" when he learned he wouldn't be getting a multi-million pound bonus this Christmas. One of only a few senior City men not due to receive enough dosh to buy a small armada of... Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:49:36 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i62119 One of the country's high street banks is getting into the festive swing with a special Halloween promotion. Royal and Midland Bank of NatLand will celebrate the recently adopted Transatlantic tradition of blackmail and extortion, better known as... Sun, 25 Oct 2009 10:36:17 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i61973 When times are hard don't go to the movies or eat-out. Instead, hang out near building exhaust vents, stay late at the library, frequent swimming baths, seek out rich girl-friends, live in a mild climate, rent a banger ... the list is endless. Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:50:19 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i61950 BEAVER, Pennsylvania - The Eager Beaver Adult Sexual Aid Company has just announced that they will soon be shipping their first shipment of the new, affordable, state-of-the-art iVibrator 7. Caitlan Rufflebock, president and CEO of Eager Beaver st... Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:03:26 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i62368 Detroit, Michigan - Two men had an idea back in 1981 for bottling water. They shared it with a giant soda company who promptly stole it. Having sued and won over a billion dollars, due to the Phizz Cola Company not contesting it, the two are about... Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:26:06 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i61997 Guatemala - (Red Oktober): An Amazonbotch campaign to embezzle $27 billion from oil supermajor Chevron has bombed. The organization's principal source of revenue has suffered a serious blow with today's busting of a $200 million cocaine-carrying C... Fri, 23 Oct 2009 11:04:14 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i62260 History is littered with companies that have been forced to change their names because somebody else got there first. The most recent high profile case was The World Wrestling Federation attempting to wrestle the name WWF off the World Wildlife Fund. Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:51:19 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i62325 Comic relief and funnyman Lenny Henry is to re-open Crossroads. The self-styled 'Birmingham buffoon' is already the face of the 'Anyone Inn' but having caught the B&B bug is now branching out on his own. Crossroads, the 1970s soap opera fam... Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:33:08 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i62448 Royal Jewelry Repair Shop has extended their services and now offers free Bridal mounting, in addition to thier free cleaning and low cost repair services. The store, which has been in business for five years, is owned by Ted E. Duke and Roscoe King... Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:06:07 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i62441 Greenprice International has announced a series of layoffs which could cut staff around the world by fifty percent or more. The Amsterdim-based multinational corporation, which assumed political control of the planet's garbage, effluent, and whale... Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:26:00 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i62576 DEARBORN, Michigan - Ford investors are jumping for joy as their company posted an astounding third quarter income of $1 billion. Company spokesperson Ricky Snowheimer stated that at the last Ford stockholders meeting when the report of the stupen... Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:15:54 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i61705 Dutch delivery company TNT is lobbying the Government to grant them the authority to put their own postmen on the streets. Initially this is just to deal with the Royal Mail industrial action planned for later this week, however, soon our nation's st... Mon, 19 Oct 2009 09:24:11 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i62309 Sacramento, CA. - Sensitive to public interest in energy conservation and a reduction in hazardous landfill waste including discarded AA to D sized batteries, Happy Time Latex Products announced the availability of a full line of alternatively fuelle... Wed, 28 Oct 2009 11:55:33 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i62020 Microsoft, according to my secret inside source, has said it is happy with the sales of its new Windows 7 operating system. However, these are tough times. Soon to be released, "Garage" operating system. In these difficult times, garage sales ar... Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:14:39 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i62022 Profits at online auction giant eBay have fallen by 99% as it continued to struggle amid the weak economy. It made $1 (£0.43) in the third quarter from $2 in the same period a year earlier as customers showed reluctance to spend. But the firm'... Fri, 23 Oct 2009 18:15:57 GMT http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i62070 In glorious flashbacks to street-parties of times past, the Deputy First Minister of Wales, acting as spokesperson for "Pick at Us", announced a breakthrough new pioneering highly marketable high profit low cost high job creation technology from the... Sat, 24 Oct 2009 12:59:16 GMT