Screen Name: nexus9
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Latest Spoof News Story: Sunday 17th May 2009
Spoofing since: Sunday 10th May 2009
Location: New York, NY
Profile: this- *BOING* Yeah baby!
i am a 40 something faux white-male, accidental activist and burgeoning writer living in New York City. Known provocateur and erstwhile satyrical humourist, I have been proudly referencing the Miss USA Pageant and greater tri-state entertainment areas since 2009- just a few days ago in fact. From Las Vegas to London and across the world... im in ur tubez that is to say. lolcat
I have no journalistic training and few academic credentials to speak of.
thats what makes it so easy.
Semper Pie, America!
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