Screen Name: Steve Clatworthy
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Latest Spoof News Story: Monday 3rd May 2004
Spoofing since: Monday 3rd May 2004
Location: Bridgwater, UK
Profile: Born in 1898 and raised by mandrills Steve Clatworthy has become one of the greatest writers of all time.
He wrote his first essay, which was 34,000 words long, when he was just two months old.
He now lives in Hull with his four wives.
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