Screen Name: The Blunt Pencil
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Latest Spoof News Story: Monday 11th May 2009
Spoofing since: Thursday 2nd April 2009
Location: Always in the wrong place!
Profile: The Blunt Pencil is not really this writers name.
Born in 1863 and christened 'The Empty Biro' by his Austro-Hungarian grandparents, life was to be tough for this young victim of famine. With both real parents abducted by Somalian Pirates off the coast of Weston Super Mare, The Empty Biro was passed from pilar to post until, in 1973, he was adopted by Noddy Holder from the Glam Rock Band 'Slade'.
Noddy then sold 'The Empty Biro' to Henry Kissenger which is where life suddenly took-off. Kissinger, not one for cheap pens, changed our writers name to 'The Blunt Pencil' in an effort to stop his friends ridiculing his silly name.
He has never looked back since!
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