Screen Name: Pumpkin Wilson
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Spoofing since: Monday 30th March 2009
Location: Essex & London
Profile: Interests: American roadtrips, pretending to tidy my house up, Jack Bauer (Yes, I do have the now defunct CTU ringtone on my mobile. No, I am not ashamed), dreaming up film scripts which never get written, frying stuff, trying to find books / records that no-one else has ever heard of, analysing dreams.
Ultimate goal: to own a sweet shop and be the real Candyman (as in Willy Wonka of course, not as in the excellent horror film of the same name)
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