Screen Name: Miko
Miko has published 18 items on The Spoof.
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Latest Spoof News Story: Wednesday 29th April 2009
Spoofing since: Monday 16th March 2009
Location: North South Alabama
Profile: I am a small business man at 5'1" in my stockinged feet.
I did'nt kill that pygmy and worked for a spell on the witchcraft counter at Sainsburys in my not too distant youth.
I have been married 8 times and have been described as
'sexy looking' by many woman that have met me, although
it has to be said I have only ever met them over the phone.
I'm a keen ufologist and once saw a disc shaped craft hovering in the nightsky. Later, under hypnosis it was discovered that I was forcibly taken aboard the mysterious craft and a beautiful blonde bird, 7 ft tall had her way with me and tampered with my cucumber and tomatoes (i'm also a keen gardner and grow my own gear).
My goal is to one day own my own sideboard but as a last resort would settle for Skegness.
To finish I would just like to...
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