Screen Name: Sir Alan
Sir Alan has published 5 items on The Spoof.
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Latest Spoof News Story: Tuesday 23rd March 2010
Spoofing since: Thursday 19th February 2009
Location: Just off the A47
Profile: I am chairman of a large company. I sit in front of a very impressive desk with just a laptop for company. Nobody bothers to tell me about anything anymore, so I get a bit bored. Luckily, when I Googled 'I'm fucking bored' into my laptop, this website came up. I used to scratch my arse a lot in frustration, but now I scratch my head a lot for inspiration.
So you see I get vast sums of money to prat around writing crap and telling lies. However, this site has changed all that.
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