Sir Alan

Screen Name: Sir Alan

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Latest Spoof News Story: Tuesday 23rd March 2010

Spoofing since: Thursday 19th February 2009

Location: Just off the A47

Profile: I am chairman of a large company. I sit in front of a very impressive desk with just a laptop for company. Nobody bothers to tell me about anything anymore, so I get a bit bored. Luckily, when I Googled 'I'm fucking bored' into my laptop, this website came up. I used to scratch my arse a lot in frustration, but now I scratch my head a lot for inspiration.

So you see I get vast sums of money to prat around writing crap and telling lies. However, this site has changed all that.

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