MsTerri

Screen Name: MsTerri

MsTerri has published 52 items on The Spoof.

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Latest Spoof News Story: Wednesday 11th March 2009

Spoofing since: Saturday 7th February 2009

Email: Msterri26 {at} aol.com

Location: In the Wilds Of Maine

Profile: Okay so I was dragged to Maine at the age of three by my Italian parents who were escaping their mob family in Brooklyn New York. My dad took one look at me and informed my mom that I had that look in my eye and if not removed from the "family's" influence I would end up a vile a vicious mafia princess. He went on to add that removing the hint of a moustache I was developing was a must.

At the age of eighteen I rebeled and started pole dancing at the local churches (in the basements) of course, until sister Mary Titsoff put a stop to it. Father Horey promised to let me dance for the local pastors and the bishop if I would tell all in confessions.

After college I decided on a better career and sold trailers to illegal aliens, I quickly removed myself from that business when I had a knife pressed into my spleen by a 200 pound Mexican lady who thought I was humping her toothless husband.

Presently I am in the process of writing a book on how to sell your family jewels on Ebay.
My friends cal me Terri The Tart.

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