Pquinn441

Screen Name: Pquinn441

Pquinn441 has published 12 items on The Spoof.

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Latest Spoof News Story: Thursday 19th February 2009

Spoofing since: Monday 26th January 2009

Email: paddy {at} fearghasquinn.com

Location: Here, generally.

Profile: I am the sole keeper of an orange crystal which can make bald cats grow pubic hair.

I can also lick my own elbow, and tell the difference between hot and cold at the same time.

I am the only person in the world who knows the full value of pi, (but I'm tight, so I'm not telling anyone).

My God I love welding.

And I have a dog called Ronnie.

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